Deppresed Cat

What's letting him down?

I think I might have to test that.

You fucking liar.
Time to get a new cat.

I'm laughing and crying at the same time now

Fun fact, they do.

Between three and five stories they die. Between five and eight stories they break the fuck out of their legs, but live (because they instinctively spread eagle at this height, which slows them down enough), over that they still die.

they kind of crouch when they land so if they fall from high enough their jaw smashes into the ground and that can definitely kill.


how the fuck do i know this

Unless they suffocate. Still, incredibly unlikely that they will be dropped from high enough for that to happen.

I would save my Cat before i checked if mom and dad was okay
I mean i`ts a Cat he cant save himself but mom and dad do, is that mean?

hey kids...
its....
DINNER TIME !

If I remember my QI facts accurately, they reach their terminal velocity from about the 7th floor, and their terminal velocity... isn't terminal. So throwing them off the 7th+ floor is a survivable fall, but if a cat fell from the 4th floor it might die. Yay logic?

On another note: Did anyone else think that this content would be a cat with Jonny Depp's face 'shopped on to it or something?

I wasn't referring to their acrobatic skills, but rather the speed the cat would reach. Past a certain speed a fall is likely to be fatal due to the creature's bones not being able to withstand the force etc. However, this speed for a cat is higher than it's terminal velocity (max fall speed), which cats reach after about a 7 story fall, so cats can't reach their lethal terminal velocity. Obviously the acrobatic abilities of the cat matter too...! A fat housecat would most likely just die due to its excessive weight, for example.

As the internet is swarmed by people with less than average knowledge of the English language, Grammar nazies are slowly dying, that's why