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User avatar #69 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
What would happen if I tried this?

Her:"Ok, you've got your part set up?"

Me:"Yep, how 'bout you babe?"

Her:"I think it's glitched, it's only sticking out like 3 inches."
#70 to #69 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
"Her"
"Her"
#71 to #70 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
You think I couldn't get a "Her"?
User avatar #146 to #71 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
I actually do remember a lot about you. Like you being an all around ****** .

*hugs*
#147 to #146 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
I was never a ****** !

That assumption is <<<
User avatar #148 to #147 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
Yes, you were and are. You aren't fooling anyone.
#151 to #148 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
No, I wasn't and not. I am fooling no one.
No, I wasn't and not. I am fooling no one.
User avatar #152 to #151 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
You like cock. I even remember you asking for more gay porn yet still insisting that you were straight, or something like that.
User avatar #154 to #152 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
....So?!?!
User avatar #155 to #154 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that you're gay.
User avatar #156 to #155 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
Whaaaatever you say.
User avatar #158 to #156 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
Besides being lonely as **** , what's new?
User avatar #160 to #158 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
Nothing really, loneliness is eating at my sanity.
User avatar #163 to #160 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
Sounds fun. I'd try that one day, except, I'm not an anti-social ***** .
User avatar #166 to #163 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
Oh God I miss you so much...
User avatar #168 to #166 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
I can really feel my self esteem boosting talking to you.
User avatar #75 to #71 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
I was actually implying that you're gay, but that works too.
#80 to #75 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
I am not gay!
I am not gay!
#102 to #80 - shadowfj (03/22/2013) [-]
Don't tell them our little secret, babe. ;)
Don't tell them our little secret, babe. ;)
User avatar #104 to #102 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
I want to keep a secret so I'll just go ahead and tell the world, Seems legit.
User avatar #109 to #104 - shadowfj (03/22/2013) [-]
Just making sure we're still set up for tonight at your place.
User avatar #111 to #109 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
Ugh!


for serious?
User avatar #113 to #111 - shadowfj (03/22/2013) [-]
I don't know, why don't you check your Hera?
User avatar #119 to #113 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
My what?
User avatar #121 to #119 - shadowfj (03/22/2013) [-]
Your.

HERA.
#83 to #80 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
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#84 to #83 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
Who are you anyway? You know nothing of my ways!
Who are you anyway? You know nothing of my ways!
User avatar #108 to #84 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm that one guy. Remember him? He's pretty cool.
User avatar #110 to #108 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
Hmmm....I don't remember but he does sound really cool....
User avatar #112 to #110 - davycrocket (03/22/2013) [-]
Are you sure you don't remember?
User avatar #117 to #112 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco gasps dramatically**

IT'S YOU!!
User avatar #120 to #117 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
Took you long enough.
User avatar #124 to #120 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
I hate you so much.
User avatar #125 to #124 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #127 to #125 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
I loved you too! You were my best friend! Then you just ******* left me! I barely have anyone to talk to now!
User avatar #129 to #127 - shadowfj (03/22/2013) [-]
You forget about everyone. :(
User avatar #128 to #127 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
Don't you have shadow? He seems pretty nice.
User avatar #137 to #128 - shadowfj (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm nice as a ripe cucumber.
User avatar #130 to #128 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
Me and shadow haven't talked that much recently.

Although he isn't my rapist anymore, which is a step forward I guess.

And we're both going through the same depressional **** I'm pretty sure.
User avatar #136 to #130 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
I don't even remember why I left you. I think it was because you were boring or something, I can't really remember.
Also, both as in me and you or you and him?
User avatar #138 to #136 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
Him and Me, and I was not boring! I was so close to sending you mail! that's edgy as **** !
User avatar #143 to #138 - dildoes (03/22/2013) [-]
I barely remember that much at all about you. You really are boring. Or were. I can't quite tell.
User avatar #145 to #143 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
Well, **** you too!

*hugs*
User avatar #134 to #130 - shadowfj (03/22/2013) [-]
Well it's your job to start the conversation, but I guess you don't care anymore.
User avatar #139 to #134 - codyxvasco (03/22/2013) [-]
I care! I'm just anti-social....
User avatar #142 to #139 - shadowfj (03/22/2013) [-]
Well I'm off to do some "personal business", I'll have a rape thread with you later.
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