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Lovepalz, Sex Toys For Lovers
By Kimber Streams on March 13,
Wine: are a pair for lovers. The unique toys -Zeus for
men and Hera forthe ladies -sense each partner' s actions to the othello simulate actual intercourse.
The speed sensor in Zeus will detective speed famale action and sendte the Hera, the female toy.
Hera will reflect and match Eeis' s speed automatically. Hera on her part, will sense the pressure inside
the toy based on the female' s reaction andthen information to Zeus. Eeis' s air pump will
configure its tightness automatically based on the received signal.
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#7 - doggstar
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i would shove the hera part up my ass while fapping with the zeus part... everyone was thinking it but i'm just saying it
#191 to #7 - anon id: 269761e9
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I wasn't thinking it. but you opened my eyes.

#239 to #7 - anon id: 86fd6c1e
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I have secretly always wanted to **** myself silly.
#317 to #7 - anon id: 855cb927
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This man is going places.
User avatar #328 to #317 - zexionn **User deleted account**
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Not good places...but places.
#326 to #7 - bdawg
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(03/23/2013) [-]
And so the Messiah speaks on our true, lustful, desires.
And so the Messiah speaks on our true, lustful, desires.
#327 to #7 - starrkkun
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User avatar #351 to #7 - derpingthederps
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Slut
#329 to #7 - moosejoose
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(03/23/2013) [-]
How the **** did that get over 500 thumbs?
User avatar #319 to #7 - captinchikin
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Brings a new meaning to "Go **** Yourself"
#265 to #7 - mikeW
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#323 to #7 - jjvoodoo
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thats enough internet for me today
thats enough internet for me today
#311 to #7 - camerel
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#315 to #7 - monkeybrains
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User avatar #106 to #7 - basicargentinian
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I'm saving up to do this. As soon as I test it i'll tell you how it goes.
#292 to #7 - LightYagamiXD
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Who ever says they wouldn't is a liar.
#23 to #7 - oxYKellark
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#29 - sixroller **User deleted account**
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User avatar #341 to #29 - picamix
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(03/23/2013) [-]
yeah when people say go **** yourself
you can
#47 to #29 - trolololer
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User avatar #72 to #29 - minecraftoutrage
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Laughed so hard I choked on my spit thanks asshole
#74 to #72 - sixroller **User deleted account**
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User avatar #324 to #29 - Furry
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and you didnt even need to think with portals
User avatar #48 to #29 - pedrophile
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(03/22/2013) [-]
my sides
User avatar #38 to #29 - phunkyzilla
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(03/22/2013) [-]
This is single-handedly the greatest thing I've ever read on the internet
#34 to #29 - millenia
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#55 to #34 - theinvisibletheift
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Smart ********
#235 to #29 - jalthelas
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User avatar #342 to #235 - meelo
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Hi jalthelas
User avatar #347 to #342 - jalthelas
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Hi bby
#336 to #29 - covered
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Yes but would you call it ******* yourself or just masturbation?
Yes but would you call it ******* yourself or just masturbation?
#43 to #29 - hirollin
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#40 to #29 - jimmynutz
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#85 to #29 - mishmash
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If this doesn't get top comment i'll put one end to my butt and the other end onto a horse cock. That's how much i believe in you my friend.
If this doesn't get top comment i'll put one end to my butt and the other end onto a horse cock. That's how much i believe in you my friend.
#213 to #85 - anon id: 6de712f0
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better deliver...
#41 to #29 - jimmynutz
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#79 to #29 - Ulmer
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YES.
User avatar #62 to #29 - theorangefox
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It would be you wouldn't it roller?
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#65 to #29 - winsauceiswin
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mfw   
   
but omg am i laughing so hard
mfw

but omg am i laughing so hard
#31 to #29 - sceirine
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(03/22/2013) [-]
...From a distance
...From a distance
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#45 - pooflinger
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Now you're ******* with portals.
#331 to #45 - anon id: adb468fa
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#334 to #45 - jalthelas
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#87 - imamawesome
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And if you have bad internet connection then there's gonna be lag

"Why'd you stop"

"sorry, lag"
#88 to #87 - leetpwnzer
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#314 to #87 - fuckyouto
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Guy "Stop"
Yeah right... lag...
#227 to #87 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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User avatar #19 - topheavymonkeyy
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Thinking with portals?
#22 to #19 - gateguardian
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#20 - laxwarriord
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And when the pressure sensor malfunctions and you lose your dick?
And when the pressure sensor malfunctions and you lose your dick?
User avatar #318 to #20 - amuter
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I think it's got limited pressure
User avatar #69 - codyxvasco
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What would happen if I tried this?

Her:"Ok, you've got your part set up?"

Me:"Yep, how 'bout you babe?"

Her:"I think it's glitched, it's only sticking out like 3 inches."
#70 to #69 - dildoes
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"Her"
"Her"
#71 to #70 - codyxvasco
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You think I couldn't get a "Her"?
User avatar #75 to #71 - dildoes
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I was actually implying that you're gay, but that works too.
#80 to #75 - codyxvasco
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I am not gay!
I am not gay!
#102 to #80 - shadowfj
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Don't tell them our little secret, babe. ;)
Don't tell them our little secret, babe. ;)
User avatar #104 to #102 - codyxvasco
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I want to keep a secret so I'll just go ahead and tell the world, Seems legit.
User avatar #109 to #104 - shadowfj
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Just making sure we're still set up for tonight at your place.
User avatar #111 to #109 - codyxvasco
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Ugh!


for serious?
User avatar #113 to #111 - shadowfj
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I don't know, why don't you check your Hera?
User avatar #119 to #113 - codyxvasco
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My what?
User avatar #121 to #119 - shadowfj
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Your.

HERA.
#83 to #80 - dildoes
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#84 to #83 - codyxvasco
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Who are you anyway? You know nothing of my ways!
Who are you anyway? You know nothing of my ways!
User avatar #108 to #84 - dildoes
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I'm that one guy. Remember him? He's pretty cool.
User avatar #110 to #108 - codyxvasco
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Hmmm....I don't remember but he does sound really cool....
User avatar #112 to #110 - davycrocket
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Are you sure you don't remember?
User avatar #117 to #112 - codyxvasco
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**codyxvasco gasps dramatically**

IT'S YOU!!
User avatar #120 to #117 - dildoes
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Took you long enough.
User avatar #124 to #120 - codyxvasco
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I hate you so much.
User avatar #125 to #124 - dildoes
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I love you.
User avatar #127 to #125 - codyxvasco
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I loved you too! You were my best friend! Then you just ******* left me! I barely have anyone to talk to now!
User avatar #129 to #127 - shadowfj
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You forget about everyone. :(
User avatar #128 to #127 - dildoes
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Don't you have shadow? He seems pretty nice.
User avatar #130 to #128 - codyxvasco
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Me and shadow haven't talked that much recently.

Although he isn't my rapist anymore, which is a step forward I guess.

And we're both going through the same depressional **** I'm pretty sure.
User avatar #136 to #130 - dildoes
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I don't even remember why I left you. I think it was because you were boring or something, I can't really remember.
Also, both as in me and you or you and him?
User avatar #138 to #136 - codyxvasco
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Him and Me, and I was not boring! I was so close to sending you mail! that's edgy as ****!
User avatar #143 to #138 - dildoes
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I barely remember that much at all about you. You really are boring. Or were. I can't quite tell.
User avatar #145 to #143 - codyxvasco
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Well, **** you too!

*hugs*
User avatar #134 to #130 - shadowfj
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Well it's your job to start the conversation, but I guess you don't care anymore.
User avatar #139 to #134 - codyxvasco
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I care! I'm just anti-social....
User avatar #142 to #139 - shadowfj
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Well I'm off to do some "personal business", I'll have a rape thread with you later.
User avatar #137 to #128 - shadowfj
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I'm nice as a ripe cucumber.
User avatar #146 to #71 - dildoes
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I actually do remember a lot about you. Like you being an all around faggot.

*hugs*
#147 to #146 - codyxvasco
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I was never a faggot!

That assumption is <<<
User avatar #148 to #147 - dildoes
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Yes, you were and are. You aren't fooling anyone.
#151 to #148 - codyxvasco
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No, I wasn't and not. I am fooling no one.
No, I wasn't and not. I am fooling no one.
User avatar #152 to #151 - dildoes
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You like cock. I even remember you asking for more gay porn yet still insisting that you were straight, or something like that.
User avatar #154 to #152 - codyxvasco
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....So?!?!
User avatar #155 to #154 - dildoes
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I'm pretty sure that you're gay.
User avatar #156 to #155 - codyxvasco
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Whaaaatever you say.
User avatar #158 to #156 - dildoes
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Besides being lonely as ****, what's new?
User avatar #160 to #158 - codyxvasco
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Nothing really, loneliness is eating at my sanity.
User avatar #163 to #160 - dildoes
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Sounds fun. I'd try that one day, except, I'm not an anti-social pussy.
User avatar #166 to #163 - codyxvasco
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Oh God I miss you so much...
User avatar #168 to #166 - dildoes
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I can really feel my self esteem boosting talking to you.
#24 - thicilla
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now i can safely say &quot;go **** yourself&quot;
now i can safely say "go **** yourself"
#82 - silentnigga
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or you could put it up your butt and **** yourself?
or you could put it up your butt and **** yourself?
#89 to #82 - grabakazoo
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i'll buy one
User avatar #95 to #82 - bitchplzzz
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Stop giving me ideas
User avatar #100 to #82 - satrenkotheone
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That's an excellent idea... thanks!
User avatar #98 to #82 - immortalfear
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There are two kinds of people...