Nightmares

Yeah, I think I would like to be killed by a fire-breathing Russian too.

The only way for this to be better is if Morgen Freeman told everyone how you died....

A fire-breathing purple bear holding ak-47 whilst standing on 2 feet?

I'm keeping that picture.

I wasnt going to thumb this content up. then i saw that picture and had too. thanks for cropping it.

i would like to sky dive without the parachute.

preferably in a highly populated area. who knows i just might hit a duchebag's car

i once had a dream that my teeth were made out of glass.

looked badass.

I would have nightmares about leaving the house without any shoes on. I don't care for fancy shoes but just having bare feet or socks out in public.

It's pretty scary as a kid, Imaging you take a bite of something, and a tooth falls out. Then, suddenly, all your teeth start falling out, until you have none left. after that, it can go just about anywhere, but, eh.

People get them when they are insecure about how they look. I've only ever had that dream once.

I wouldn't call them nightmares... but yeah I've had such dreams several times

it's a notorious dream.
Freud said it has something to do with sexual frustration.

Freud thinks everything has do do with sexual frustration.

Its a common dream in periods of anxiety and stress. I normally have it the night before exams.

I had those quite frequently during the time I wore braces. Doesn't really feel like a nightmare, I just freaked out when I woke up, until I realized my teeth were still there.

I once had a dream when upper gums started to fall off its creepy

it's one of the most common dreams of somebody that is insecure

that sounds a bit pretentious, I'm pretty sure anyone can have dreams about losing teeth.

nothing pretentious about it. It's commonly recognised.

My old psychology professor said that when that happens your soul falls from the sky back in to your body (she was spiritual and shit,) but that only made it scarier.

side note, is that ranma?

I would have interrupted her lesson right then and there, and said: "Wait, wait, hold the fuck up, are you telling me that a dream managed to pull my spirit from my body and the act of reconnecting with the body is so traumatic and strenuous that I dream I'm falling and it throws my actual body? In other words there is a decent chance something will go wrong? As in I could miss my body or not connect correctly and just die?" Then I would have places my hands in front of my mouth in a pensive manner and waited for her reply.

She would've given a long winded answer. Not worth it.

She actually had us try to have an out of body experience through guided meditation. There was this one thing she did where we were supposed to see our past life. People were like "I was the king of France!" and I was like, "there are 7 billion people in the world and you happened to be royalty, sounds legit." People always seem to think that they're important.

Lol, yeah, that's ridiculous, I mean I know someone that is convinced she has seen a past life of hers, but in that life she says she was a lowly peasant that died young, so I'm not inclined to argue with her lol.

This is kinda unrelated...My friend's cousin thinks his ancestors were samurai and he has samurai blood in him. He is German and Polish, we make fun of him pretty hard for it.

Lol, not even a past life, his blood ancestors from this life, bloody hell, kid is desperate for attention.

Yeah man. We were cracking up when we first heard about it.

Should ask him when he plans to visit his family in Japan.

lol

Wait, before railing him too hard, how old is he?

He's in his mid-20s. I'll show no remorse.

Oh shit, he's older than me? Ready the heavy artillery!

Oh my god... That's horrifying..

It certainly is.

Sometimes I dream that I'm jumping and hit my head on the wall.

Oh, ouch D:

I had one of those once, back when I used to sleep on the top bunk. Except, I woke up about halfway between falling out of my bed and hitting the floor.
mfw

That must have been one of the worst things that anyone could ever wake up to.

Out of the frying pan and into a puddle of blood on the floor.

I once hit the ground in my dream after falling for what seemed miles. I felt a sharp pain in my chest, everything went black and I couldn't think. Then after a second I woke up and my heart started beating again. Shit was horrifying.

I won't lie, if that happened to me I'd probably just piss myself and cry.

Those are terrible.
And awesome.

I swear to god I had like, 4 of those one night.

R.I.P secretlysuperman

He never scored

I know that feel man, I had like 4 dreams which I forgot, one of them involved gladiators and that's all I remember about it, other than that, I've got a entire notebook filled with dreams.

GIF un-related.

I've jotted down a few dreams on my iPod, but my sister has started reading them and most of the time I forget to do it, so now it's pretty outdated.

Gif also unrelated.

I hate long dreams since they take me so much god-damned time for me to write.

They feel too effin real...

can't be more disturbing than a bear with a gun.

That's not disturbing, that's fucking awesome!

Same here, but the being nude in school isn't a nightmare for me.

implying dreams employ regular logic