DIE HARD 3.TITTIES. .. Mourning Wood ;)
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DIE HARD 3.TITTIES

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Submitted: 03/21/2013
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#7 - DrOctoganapus (03/22/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Mourning Wood ;)
Mourning Wood ;)
#5 - epicburana (03/22/2013) [-]
Just the morning woody... oh wait!
#13 - sackit (03/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #2 - lusir (03/21/2013) [-]
I guess he didn´t go see a doctor after 4 hours
#18 - studbeefpile (03/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
heueahauehahehueah
#12 - Lukanator (03/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"It goes to figure the only way you can keep a guy stiff is with rigor mortis."
User avatar #10 - FLCLol (03/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
thats actually possible FYI
it called angels lust
it results from blood pooling in different areas, mainly the penis causing a post mortem erection
#34 - gardenmanly (03/22/2013) [-]
the dead are rising
the dead are rising
#8 - koncept (03/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#25 - drewbridge (03/22/2013) [-]
I want to die like that

only on fire and jumping out of a window
#33 - cancerbats (03/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 - iwalkudie (03/22/2013) [-]
Or like in "Welcome 2 Hell" By Bad Meets Evil, Part of Eminems verse is:
"Bruce Willis on his death bed last breath with an infection
Fightin' it while he's watchin' internet porn 'bout to meet his death with an errection
My God, what I mean is David Carradine jackin' his penis in front of his tripod
Chokin' his own neck, what part you don't get? I'm sayin' I die hard!"
#26 - iamphoenix (03/22/2013) [-]
Then I shall die as I live.
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/22/2013) [-]
God damn Joe Dirt, blowing his cover again.
#4 - trojandetected (03/21/2013) [-]
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There is a book by stephen king called everything eventual the first story of the book of short stories is a guy who is thought to be dead and is about to have an autopsy they only realize he is alive when the nurse accidentally gives him a hard on.
#1 - trilogical (03/21/2013) [-]
I haven't seen this before, so i would like to see this on Frontpage
I haven't seen this before, so i would like to see this on Frontpage
#3 - ancel (03/21/2013) [-]
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