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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - pappathethird
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Couldn't she have avoided it by not running?
#51 to #3 - roarflmao
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Well depends, it could had been that him killing her was the only relevant thing in the fortune.. Or you're trying to aply logic to ******* fortune tellers, pick one.
#93 to #3 - dannahammas
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User avatar #9 to #3 - mylazy
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I do believe Greek philosophers made something up for this. It was that knowing your fate makes it inevitable. Without that knowledge, fate means nothing.
#11 to #9 - pebar
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#98 to #9 - haseotakaeda
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Self-fulfilling prophecy
Self-fulfilling prophecy
#30 to #9 - anon id: 9ed70db0
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Ok, so by that logic if I were to travel to the past then it wouldnt matter what i do because the future is as it is.
User avatar #34 to #30 - cadencee
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You travelling back in time would have been foreseen and accounted for, therefore any and all attempts at changing the future would actually have been necessaries for such events to occur.
User avatar #49 to #34 - EnergizierAnon
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for example, see The Terminator.
User avatar #50 to #49 - paradoxofnight
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or read Artemis Fowl
#97 to #34 - anon id: 9ed70db0
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exactly
User avatar #74 to #34 - myfunnyfile
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But.. what if... AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA> my head jkad n,
#29 to #9 - llamadude
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That is really cool! Never knew the Greeks were the ones who thought of it. You can also look at this as a dimensional thing. The fourth and fifth dimension to be more exact. The fourth dimension is a single timeline from start to finish containing certain events. The fifth dimension contains multiple timelines where they start at the same point and end at the same point but there are different events that lead to different paths that diverge from each of the other paths or converge depending on the events. The event described here could have been just one path where she did run and ended up dead. Another timeline that diverges from this point in time could have been where she stayed put and stayed alive. This is just dimensions explained from string theory and stuff like that.
#99 to #29 - anon id: ab69cddb
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Dead~alive/ either way YOU WOOD NEVER EVER BEE ABLE TO BE SEEN WITH YOUR "MARRIED MAN" he wood MISS HISS LUTTLE ONES MORE THAN THE ONES U TRAPPED HIM WITH/ cells option anyway DNA
#31 to #29 - anon id: 9ed70db0
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Well around the end you went into quantum realms, but yeah that's basically the gist of it. Now I leave you to ruminate on this, If the space time continuum will end with the universe, how do we exist now?
#100 to #31 - llamadude
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We exist in this universe and this universe's timeline. But there are other universe's that have their own starts and finishes (multiuniverse portion of the theory). When this universe ends, so do we, but that doesn't mean that is the overall end because there are other universes that are ending and being created by different means so there will never be a true end.
User avatar #6 - pebar
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Don't worry about the vase.
What vase?
*smash*
That vase.
How did you know
Oh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is would you still have broken it if I didn't say anything?
#70 to #6 - anon id: 8dc33e8b
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what O.o
User avatar #35 to #6 - cadencee
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The noodle part confused me until I remembered that is was a metaphor.
User avatar #36 to #6 - dayasalion
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God damn it. now i have to watch it again.
#7 to #6 - pebar
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forgot to add pic
#10 to #7 - studbeefpile
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>It's okay honey, I knew you would.
User avatar #13 to #7 - misticalz
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What movie is this?
User avatar #14 to #13 - pebar
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the matrix
User avatar #15 to #14 - misticalz
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Ohh, ****. I expect red thumbs now.
Thanks anyways. :3
#28 to #15 - anon id: 9bf188b0
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he expects red thumbs. Quick! Everybody! Drown this bitch in green thumbs!
User avatar #55 to #28 - trollypollyz
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Your plan just backfired...
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#96 to #13 - anon id: 0655506a
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Finding Nemo
User avatar #62 to #13 - meuk
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It appears that that wasn't even a joke...
User avatar #61 to #13 - notstill
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boku no pico
#5 - miscarriage
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User avatar #65 to #5 - hoaxfourtyfour
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Minecraft logic...
#18 to #5 - hillbillypowpow
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what makes that a paradox?
User avatar #19 to #18 - miscarriage
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axes chop wood.

trees are wood.
#20 to #19 - hillbillypowpow
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Is that really a paradox?
User avatar #23 to #20 - akkere
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Not really.
Very poor attempt at it in all retrospect.
#12 - tehbestever
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How to be a fortune teller:

1. Get money
2. Tell them they're cute and they're gonna get a soul mate and live succesfully.

Congratulations, you passed fortune teller high.
User avatar #46 to #12 - malacyman
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keberT xelA
User avatar #79 to #12 - rokkarokkaali
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The more I looked at 'How' the more the blue sank into the background
User avatar #32 to #12 - jtjas
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"that's not what your mother said last night"
Trebek
User avatar #33 to #32 - tehbestever
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******* trebek
User avatar #39 to #33 - heroicvenom
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**** your blue color text
User avatar #40 to #39 - tehbestever
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woahwoahwoah

hostility
User avatar #41 to #40 - heroicvenom
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not hostile to you, i can't read your comment without highlighting it
#42 to #41 - tehbestever
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Is it better now?
#43 to #42 - heroicvenom
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teach me your ways, wise one
#17 to #12 - bighairyfart
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#73 to #53 - lilmoka
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Took me a second.
Took me a second.
#54 to #53 - lazaman
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Oh god it took me a minute to get that.
Oh god it took me a minute to get that.
User avatar #57 to #54 - likeallthecomments
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i enjoy this gif, may it be remembered by all.
#48 - falconxmard
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She saw this.
#59 - cumsinbucket
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She ran to get this dick.
She ran to get this dick.
#85 to #59 - josieabby
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Comment Picture
User avatar #21 - spamalope
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She didn't tell me my fortune, so I beat her to death with a crystal ball
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User avatar #25 to #24 - spamalope
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HOW GOES IT?
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User avatar #27 to #26 - spamalope
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SAME HERE ************
#83 - codsquad
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