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The Hippie And The Nun

Hippie walks into a bus and sits beside a mm. For seme reason he is
attracted to her and because he is a hippie he is straight up he says to
the nun "Hey want to have sex?'' The nun says no, embarrassed and
shammed she gets off the bus at the next stop. Few steps later the hippie
gets off and on the way down the bus driver says "Hey see that
graveyard ever there? Well that nun gees to that grave up en the hill and
prays fertile person who lies there were Tuesday at 8: 30 pm. So if you
dress up as the ghost and tell her to have SEX with you she will have to
do it." The hippie says "Thabks man''. Next Tuesday the hippie gets his
ghost costume and waits behind the tombstone on the top of the hill.
Sure enough at 8: 30 pm the mm walks up the hill and the hippie jumps
em and says " I am the ghast and I demand you have sex
with me!" then nun says "Well okay but I can' t be a nun unless I' m a
virgin so we will have to anal me'. The hippie is fine with this so he gets
started doing his thing and when he' s done he takes off the costume and
runs eff yelling " HAHAHAHA I' M ACTUALLY THE ' and then the
nun stands up and yells back HAHAHAHAHAHA IN ACTUALLY THE
BUS DRIVER!"
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Submitted: 03/21/2013
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#7 - heafi (03/21/2013) [-]
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#12 - garagesale **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
#17 - anonymous (03/22/2013) [-]
Then the hippie says "I know..."
User avatar #6 - mexicoman (03/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I see hippies as like anti-rapists, so this was a hard pill to swallow.
#9 to #6 - jerkmygerkin (03/21/2013) [-]
And I'm sure the nun found it hard to swallow as well
User avatar #28 - lolerbot (03/22/2013) [-]
Hippie: Hey you want to have sex?
ALPHA AS ****
User avatar #26 - happytoaster (03/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
so the hippie randomly has a ghost costume lying around
User avatar #8 - breakfastskippa (03/21/2013) [-]
Hippie must of been high as **** if he didnt see a big ol pair of balls.
User avatar #16 - voiceless (03/22/2013) [-]
I kinda expected it to be about scooby-doo for some reason.
#15 - ravyen (03/22/2013) [-]
Little known fun-fact: This joke dates all the way back to the very first nuns.
#14 - apronboobsface (03/22/2013) [-]
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#11 - objectivepants (03/21/2013) [-]
I've been telling that joke since 8th grade.
User avatar #10 - dillybilly (03/21/2013) [-]
This has been jokes with shadowbeatz
#4 - anonmynous (03/21/2013) [-]
lol
#3 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
True story.
I was bus driver.
#2 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
Worth the read haha
#13 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
walks ON a bus
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