scumbag brain. this always bother me. Oh. look... isn' t she beautifull and IMPOSSIBLE for you to get"'?. My sex life. scumbag brain this always bother me Oh look isn' t she beautifull and IMPOSSIBLE for you to get"'? My sex life
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - ihavesaltynuts
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My sex life.
My sex life.
User avatar #15 to #1 - WazzapDude
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Yeah, you need a sword (penis) and a shield (condom)

#5 to #1 - anon id: d406cf67
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Nice original comment.
#131 to #1 - bighairyfart
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mfw i see a vagina that large
User avatar #32 to #1 - mcroflskates
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Maybe you should try washing those salty nuts of yours....
#2 to #1 - bluetwizzler
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Who are you trying to sleep with that has that gaping of a vagina, and still is selective?
#3 to #2 - anon id: 667a6215
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Can you imagine what it would be like to be that size in comparison to a vagina and just crawling inside it?

thatismyfetish.jpg
#16 to #3 - bluetwizzler
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I never have actually. You would probably get pickled.
User avatar #13 - PartyPanda
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There is no such thing as impossible.
#17 to #13 - Oxideee
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Well, right now, I have a crush on my friend's girlfriend.. it's bad and I am getting over it because there is no way to do it without ruining lives
#26 to #17 - anon id: 3e4d3f22
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if you're best buddies - say it to him. I got a threesome when i did it.
User avatar #19 to #17 - yunablade
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You can go astill go all Judas on him and steal her.

I mean you CAN it does not mean you WOULD.

But that would be a dick move and you don't want to be a dick. So it's all good.
User avatar #18 to #17 - PartyPanda
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There probably isn't a way to do it easily without ruining lives, that's true.
But ... it still isn't entirely impossible.
I know how crappy it can feel.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkSmLh2Hbi0
#77 to #13 - delivering
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Lick your own elbow.
User avatar #150 to #13 - PartyPanda
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I was just trying to inspire some of you guys...
#149 to #13 - HumbertoL
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Proof by contradiction:   
   
1. Assume nothing is impossible   
2. Everything is possible (contrapostive)   
3. It is possible to prove that something is impossible   
4. Something is impossible   
   
BAM
Proof by contradiction:

1. Assume nothing is impossible
2. Everything is possible (contrapostive)
3. It is possible to prove that something is impossible
4. Something is impossible

BAM
User avatar #22 to #13 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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Predict Half-Life 3 exact release date.
User avatar #93 to #22 - rokkarokkaali
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2014 August 11
User avatar #95 to #93 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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Imma write down the date of today, your username, and the given date.

See you in 1 year and 144 days aprox.
User avatar #98 to #95 - rokkarokkaali
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If it's correct, do you promise to help me take over North Korea, a small country, and help destroy America. All so I can take over Valve and make Portal 3 with more hats?
#100 to #98 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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Sure.

But only if you help me fund the research for cat-girls (Nekomusume).
User avatar #154 to #100 - rokkarokkaali
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I'll do it now if you want.
I want 3
User avatar #23 to #13 - supername
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Try stapling water to a tree.
#25 to #23 - clapex
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what if its frozen ¿
User avatar #34 to #25 - supername
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liquid*
#35 to #34 - gisuar
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in a bag?
User avatar #36 to #35 - supername
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just water staples and a tree nothing else.
#37 to #36 - gisuar
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how much?
User avatar #38 to #37 - supername
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one staple an ounce of water and a tree.
User avatar #87 to #38 - nogphille
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>make huge staple
>round out the inside like a bowl
>staple upside down to part of tree (branch)
>???
>profit
User avatar #20 to #13 - lordmoldywart
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You try flying by yourself with no aid whatsoever

****** tricky
User avatar #151 to #20 - PartyPanda
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I've flown a small plane without the aid of an instructor before.
User avatar #153 to #151 - lordmoldywart
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That's flying with aid
#21 to #13 - wolfbananabear
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Shoot yourself, point blank with a fully loaded 12 gauge shotgun and say that again.
User avatar #29 to #21 - iamkagji
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you forgot to say "in the head"
#140 to #29 - hillbillypowpow
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I just imagined someone shooting their foot off and shouting "NOTHING'S IMPOSSIBLE.!"
User avatar #141 to #140 - iamkagji
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That would be why I pointed it out in the first place.
#89 to #21 - anon id: 93357402
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little tiny aliens fall from teh sky land in the barrel and use their alien technology to disolve all the bullets, nothing happens
User avatar #81 to #21 - coolcalx
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..people actually survive point blank shots to the head with a shotgun.

AND, some of them can still talk.

point being: still not impossible.
#60 to #21 - drunklmexi
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You never said he had to survive, so he could record himself saying it, an hero and then have someone play the recording.
You never said he had to survive, so he could record himself saying it, an hero and then have someone play the recording.
#56 to #21 - anon id: cc333583
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Never said if anything was blocking the barrel.
#9 - gorekaiser
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That sad moment when a few girls have a crush on you, but you dont like them at all, you like someone completely different.
#47 to #9 - anon id: 17b985ca
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Sad? Do you realize how many people would take a dick up the ass to be in that situation?
User avatar #50 to #47 - licestr
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It's sad, because you don't like them, and you are making them feel what you have felt, but you still don't like them and can't make them stop liking you, it makes you feel like an asshole.
User avatar #103 to #50 - danniegurl
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that's how i feel sometimes.
it always seems that when you like a person, they don't like you, and when a person likes you, you don't like them.
and so you feel like crap for it.
#113 to #9 - kerplunking
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Check your privilege!
#133 to #9 - anon id: f55d8f90
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And then I woke up
User avatar #73 to #9 - leown
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sex them.
User avatar #59 to #9 - sweetdickwilly
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Bitch please,



no girls like me.
#45 - covered
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I have pretty high self-esteem   
No one is out of my league
I have pretty high self-esteem
No one is out of my league
#62 to #45 - iamphoenix
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"I have pretty strong sedatives"

Fixed that for you, broseph.
#66 to #62 - covered
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Ahem, allow me to demonstrate to you why my self esteem is so high
Ahem, allow me to demonstrate to you why my self esteem is so high
#67 to #66 - iamphoenix
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You magnificent bastard, you.
#72 to #67 - covered
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Indeed, indeed
#94 to #45 - rasengankyuubi
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Then why are you single?
Then why are you single?
User avatar #155 to #94 - covered
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I'm not single, I'm covered
#24 - clapex
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i never had a crush on anyone
User avatar #27 to #24 - arandomanon
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Try not to, your life will be better.
#28 to #27 - clapex
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but i want to be in love :(
User avatar #44 to #28 - Furubatsu
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Then watch an anime, get emotionally attatched to a character and they'll never leave you
User avatar #30 to #28 - arandomanon
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No, you don't.
User avatar #91 to #28 - crazehtoast
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You don't want to love.
You want to be loved.
T'is no greater pain than being denied your desire.
#53 - PedoNazi
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my sex life
my sex life
#86 - pwoneill
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I wish I could relate...
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#124 to #104 - pwoneill
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Your feelings are your own and exist no matter how accurate or inaccurate they are...   
so feel free to think whatever you want...   
   
I can only speak for myself here but,   
I have been in several long term relationships but they all ended the exact same way. the girls involved all left because they felt like we were just friends the whole time.( this was a very accurate analysis of our relationships due to the fact they were mostly conversational, non physical, and they were nothing different from anything that I shared with my friends at any given time.) I later realized That I never really had any romantic feelings for any of the girls... or quite frankly, any romantic feelings at all... To me it was just like having a best friend and we carried around the extra label... I loved them, but in the same way you love, family, pets and dear friends. It became clear to me that I feel nothing sexual towards the opposite gender or my own. I simply care about people and interact socially. I have friends, male and female, and there is a girl I talk to every single night of my life on the phone... but i don't love her romantically, she's just my best friend, I have no desires towards any one...This is why I consider myself asexual   
   
Im sure there are those who say this to have a label and give up on companionship...but in my case I seek not companionship, because I desire no romantic companions.
Your feelings are your own and exist no matter how accurate or inaccurate they are...
so feel free to think whatever you want...

I can only speak for myself here but,
I have been in several long term relationships but they all ended the exact same way. the girls involved all left because they felt like we were just friends the whole time.( this was a very accurate analysis of our relationships due to the fact they were mostly conversational, non physical, and they were nothing different from anything that I shared with my friends at any given time.) I later realized That I never really had any romantic feelings for any of the girls... or quite frankly, any romantic feelings at all... To me it was just like having a best friend and we carried around the extra label... I loved them, but in the same way you love, family, pets and dear friends. It became clear to me that I feel nothing sexual towards the opposite gender or my own. I simply care about people and interact socially. I have friends, male and female, and there is a girl I talk to every single night of my life on the phone... but i don't love her romantically, she's just my best friend, I have no desires towards any one...This is why I consider myself asexual

Im sure there are those who say this to have a label and give up on companionship...but in my case I seek not companionship, because I desire no romantic companions.
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User avatar #134 to #126 - pwoneill
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I have my friends an family and I never feel alone, I dont seek romantic companionship,
And I simply do not desire sex or physical intimacy at all
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User avatar #107 to #104 - guiguito
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what happend to you, mold you.
on a side note, you can sort of chose to be like that you know?
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#128 to #111 - pwoneill
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I'm not an out cast...An introvert, but I have far to many friends and family to be an outcast

Also I do not chose to not like either...

I simply do not desire physical intimacy... at all...of any kind
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User avatar #112 to #111 - guiguito
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ask them if they fap, if they fap they are not asexuals, i would say i am one myself, just because i don't have time to worry about those stuff, ******* captalist world.
but i know where you find some asexual guys, jokes apart, chruch and some monks man, they have to like, give up on those stuff, and after a while they sort of don't feel atracted one way or another.
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User avatar #116 to #115 - guiguito
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idk, It's getting kinda late but I don't wanna wait no more
Oh may I have this dance of day
Locked in your embrace
Passed your test of faith

but realy now, i am tired as ****.
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User avatar #119 to #118 - guiguito
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good night mr...
well idk
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User avatar #130 to #112 - pwoneill
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I do not fap
#136 to #130 - tehrealfluttershy
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Go right ******* now!

You see that appendage inbetween your legs? You take it and you yank it around right now ******! You do it! You do it until you jizz! Get to it ******! You ******* want to ******* wank it right ******* now! You are welcome ************!

I want you to take this picture of Patrick litterally! Take your ******* hand and **** it right now.
User avatar #138 to #136 - pwoneill
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That doesn't seem very appealing
User avatar #152 to #138 - tehrealfluttershy
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:( Well I tried to improve you life... Just think of it as a massage.
User avatar #145 to #138 - raigen
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There are more asexual people in the world than I thought...Good for you... But i'm not asexual...sadly i'm just annother forever alone soul...
User avatar #96 to #86 - ironsoul
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I don't know whether to envy or pity you...
User avatar #97 to #96 - pwoneill
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I'm content
User avatar #102 to #97 - richardbatsbak
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Are you really asexual?

If yes, do you guys/girls masturbate?
User avatar #110 to #102 - pwoneill
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Yes I am really asexual,

No I do not... The Idea of masturbating in a non sexual way...doesn't make sense to me...
The very act of masturbation would deal with sexual urges... I don't have...
User avatar #114 to #110 - richardbatsbak
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If I ask questions you rather wouldn't answer, then please don't answer them.

Are you male? If yes, do you sometimes have morning wood?
And I understand you do not have sexual urges but masturbating should feel good regardless, or am I wrong? Like a massage or hot tub would feel good, in a non sexual way.
User avatar #142 to #114 - pwoneill
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well assuming that Nocturnal penile tumescence occurs in all males, yes
masturbation is a physical act of genital stimulation

Yet it is important to understand that all reception of sensation plesure and sexual response is regualted in the brain and spine.

I could masturbate but I wouldn't feel any thing, i would literally be just moving it around...nothing would happen.



User avatar #144 to #142 - pwoneill
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I want to clarify that "well assuming that Nocturnal penile tumescence occurs in all males, yes"

Is one sentence

I should have put a period after yes
#92 to #86 - windmagevaati
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I relate... in all ways...
#6 - RisenLichen
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My mentality right now pretty much.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Kibaxyru
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Catbug!
User avatar #8 to #7 - nastyninja
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Impossibear has a gas powered stick!
#12 to #6 - endface
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Comment Picture
#57 to #6 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
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I wasn't aware other people on FJ watched Bravest Warriors
I wasn't aware other people on FJ watched Bravest Warriors
#61 to #57 - RisenLichen
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Of course
Of course
#69 - anon id: a39c47ef
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Anon always gets what he wants
User avatar #74 to #69 - iwanttousenumbers
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Yeah, but that's because you can read minds
#48 - vivapinatapro
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MFW people give up on a person they life without trying
User avatar #68 to #48 - davvi
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i've never lifed a person
#83 to #48 - anon id: bf3a2480
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And sometimes you're gay. Every crush I've had I can't talk about without getting shot around here
User avatar #90 to #83 - ffx
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No worries mate. There's someone for everyone. gay or not.
#49 to #48 - vivapinatapro
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but MFW she has a boyfriend bigger than me