scariness of LOTR

That made me laugh way more than it should have.

**yognautgreen rolls 279** teach me the ways Asian!

Hfw tries not to roll dubs, and actually succeeds

I seriously FELL off the couch screaming when that part came up. I was NOT expecting that.

I meant the actual movie. I was dazing off then that happened.

I have a phobia for deep water and the things in it... That part haunted my childhood man

no sleep for me tonight

That bit confused the fuck out of me when I watched it as a kid. I couldn't tell if she was a bad guy or a good guy.

My boner was terrified

I don't want to imagine how she is on her period.

In place of a Dark Lord you would have a QUEEN! NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN! TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA!

STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH!

ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

i dunno she got pretty hot

Too bad he's only in the extendeds and most people probably don't know what you're talking about.

Still love that part.

I guess negotiations are over.....

i think the mouth of sauron is pretty cool guy

Dirty mouth?

thats the mouth of sauron for those who dont know who he is

peasants the lot of them

Niggas be like
"Million Dolla Smile"

Read the books, the ring only gives power to Sauron because it's basically a sentient horcrux.
It corrupts the minds and spirits of anyone who holds it and gives them extended life to better the chances
of it staying in one place for Sauron's servants to find and retrieve it. However it' own evil
makes it far more addicting a thing than it wants to be, hence why it tries to leave people so
shortly after they get it.

You know, that's something I always wondered about myself. For such a powerful thing, it seems to do nothing but make you invisible and give unnatural long life.
Apparently, the deal is, that anybody with POWER, leading an army with such a ring would be completely unstoppable (and also completely corrupted). Gollum, Biblo, and Frodo, they weren't really in a position to really use the ring.

I thought that the ring was a sentient being that gave powers based on the personality of the people who wore it.

I heard one opinion that suggests the ring only amplifies your greatest power/quality. The only people we see wearing the ring are Sauron and hobbits. Hobbits are small and stealthy thus the ring amplifies this effect by turning them invisible.

They don't go invisible though. It's essentially a parallel dimension of darkness Sauron can detect anything in.
The ring does that to make it easier to find.

Gotcha.

yfw LOTR knowledge

forgot the raving. mad raving.

Sup

why did I enlarge

That shit scared the crap out of me too, fuck spiders!

Obviously actually spending a single minute in middle-earth would make you shit your pants.

unless you were in the shire, then you just smoke the pipe-weed, watch fireworks and drink up.

mfw shire

Don't forget that the Balrogs are fucking immortal. Gandalf could have bothered to tell them that, and not just "FLY YOU FOOLS".

theyre not immortal. gandalf kills the balrog

They are both the same thing ;)

NOT exactly. They are close in terms of Strenght because Gandalf/Mithrandir/Olórin isn´t allowed to "go full-power", as he is only sent by the Valar as a Helper, an advisor, not as a warrior. Only because the Balrog are supposed to be Maiar, as Gandalf himself, it doesn´t mean, they are equal. Balrogs are clearly stated to be "lower Maiar" (still, extremely powerful, though), while Gandalf/Olórin is stated to be the wisest of the Maiar, and I´m pretty sure, he isn´t just all about Brains. Being the wisest of the Maiar, at least sets him on the same Level as Osse,Uinen,Sauron or maybe even Eonwe (even if I doubt that, particullary, even though I want to believe it)...

Not the other side of the planet. They fell into the water at the bottom of the pit, swam to the nearest part of land and climbed the endless stair which took them to the highest peak in Middle Earth (Rises out of Moria itself and above the mountains).

i think the bridge was a bit longer than 2ft

*2ft WIDE
*Balrog

good, i forgive you.

2FUCKINGSPOOKY

the only time i got scared was this part of the movie

Congratulations, now I'm 100

The destination is the journey maan