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dude that's fucked up

and if you dont have barbed wire you can also make the rope out of sheeps wool....damn that thing hurts when you pull it on your flesh...i know i have done it to myself

I'm a little scared by how many favorites this has. Why do people want to remember this so badly?! o.O

Don't forget to enema them with bullet ants and Burn their anus shut.

easy there, satan

I love the way you think.

They'd have to be in their for a while to get the first few layers off, after which point their nerve endings would be burned off.

Well, you dip them in the acid, take them out, and wait for the film on their skin to do its work. When they have a nice, even layer of chemical burns, you hose them off to remove the excess acid and slide them into the lemon pit.

It would be a tricky thing to get the timing right, so as to preserve enough nerve endings. Might take a few... trial runs.

I don't think you quite understand how HCl works. It's not as powerful as you think.

Dude. Seriously...

love your avatar makes this twice as fucking awesome

well the acid part would hurt like no fucking other.

but..and this is just me...does anyone else really just enjoy the sting of, lets say, antibacterial spray on a wound? Or GermX on a cut? just thinking of Lemon juice and salt touching a wound kinda makes me want to feel it.... ya know?

Let's play "spot the masochist"!

You, I like you.
Id leave a few deep wounds though, maybe smash out the teeth and pour lemon juice in the victims mouth.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Odakle si?

*razor wire

You pussy.

I think he made it barbed wire on purpose because razor wire, being so sharp and them having already lost so much skin, would just slice them. With them pulling their entire weight on it there's a high chance if would slice their hand off. Barbed wire would just hurt like a mother.

is wrong with you

Its sat-een actually.

Or even better, use them as test subjects for new products instead of bunnies. I like cute animals :3

Is it wrong if I actually think thats a good idea?

Like, it won't be simple shit like shampoo or something, oh no, that can remain on animals, it's just shampoo, who gives a fuck. But like, this can range from "potentially bad" with drug testing to "horrible as fuck" with weapon testing.

Crime rates would plummet, the fear of the unknown, the fear of what horrors may await in a testing facility, the fact that if they try to resist, they die, and if they don't, they suffer and MAYBE die.

Protection against cruel and unusual punishment.
Even if they're given the death penalty, they're still human.

but the fact that we do these "cruel and unusual punishments" to animals who do not deserve it in the first place is even worse... i say if the animal did the crime, they should get the punishment; humans included

It doesn't work like that. The protection from cruel and unusual punishment is a right given to citizens by the government. Other animals don't have these luxuries. You could argue that they deserve them, but I disagree. You can't judge an intelligent being the same as you would any animal. It seems fair that the punishment should fit the crime, but it's not black and white. What separates us from them, even if we do it in the name of justice?

Yea I understand, especially cause the matter is very subjective; a person could feel like I do or a person could feel the complete opposite. I just hate to see maltreatment of the innocent whether it be a bird, dog, or human. I feel as though if you commit a crime, then you lose your basic rights, but that's just my opinion. Kill another, and you deserve to suffer because you took away the basic rights of another.

If it worked on the criminals, we use the same things on soldiers or something (Who volunteer of course)

I don't think super power drugs only work on criminals.

TL:DR It is super easy for it to work the first time on the criminal and then never again.

If you know anything about science, you'd know that any slight change/unexpected variable could completely skew your results and that's why every experiment must be recorded and someone else should be able to get the same results as you did multiple times.

I had a similar idea once. In my opinion, they should earn their freedom if they survive the tests. Of course, not after a single test, but after a couple of different ones. And only people who've gotten the death sentence.

mini-Hitler in the making

Oi oi, I had an idea like that once. I was writing a script once Shhh amateur filmmaker about the government passing a law to do all different types of testing on death row convicts, and the fuckers get jacked up on mutated steroids and become superhumans and shit, so then they get marines to stop them by giving them the same shit. Cheesy but eh

That's the cutest fucking thing I've ever laid my peepers on.

That is the happiest owl I've ever seen.

Contribootin to the cause of cuteness :3

That's brilliant...

And penis, definetly a penis.

To then end up in a fucking pool of tobaco sauce

Or make them put toothpicks under every toenail and then kick walls

He's in so much pain he lost all comprehension of human life and now think's he's a sheep. "BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA"

This translation is better

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and again and again and again and again

OH GOD!

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COMIC SANS!

I know this is a little off the reservation here, but as an old once-devoted Saw fan, that put a smile on my face. Most of the later movies hardly even scratched the surface of what could have been done with the concept.....if you're as creative a writer as Leigh, James and Darren were, the opportunities for seedy characters to test and taboos to break are simply endless.

i would love to read an essay or paper about that.

Not sure if you're being a smartass or serious there.....

being completely serious. like, i imagine there are so many horrible things you could do to a person to make them like fear for their life in exquisite ways, yknow? like just how much mental and physical torture a person can actually take. but yknow. lots of people like that stuff. lots of people.

Ah, I see.....very true. The great thing about Saw, though - and this was lost on a lot of the "torture porn" flicks that imitated it - is that each trap is carefully constructed to mirror each character's flaws. (If you really think about the Reverse Bear Trap, for one, you couldn't even ask for a better metaphor for drug addiction: something heavy, painful and unshakeable hanging over your head, something that could ultimately drive you to kill a friend or relative if only to be rid of it.) If you play your cards right as a writer, there are dozens upon dozens of frightful weaknesses in human nature you could explore; all you need to do is come up with a group of realistic, human characters, with ways for them to interconnect and horrifying traps to reflect and challenge their natures. It's brilliant because it's so simple, and yet it has so much potential for complexity.

the complexity is what i love about good horror stories and movies. the thought that everything has deeper levels hat are poignant and real to life - i think also using real-life problems on realistic people is a good basis for a story, one i liked in the couple of saw movies i've seen. the characters are relatable which will always appeal to at least one person in the audience :p

That would most definitely NOT work, because for one, this is not how Jigsaw works he doesn't just kill and torture people , and two, the traps they're in is most likely related to why they're in the traps in the first place, and I can't think of something someone could have done to be put in salt and lemon juice after being paper cut all over.

fuck yeah jimmy buffett!

I think you mean my hit song Pina Coladaburg.

Dude, where is that gif from? I need to watch/play that game/movie/show as soon as possible!

just want you to know - that's an awesome gif.

people on tumblr all agree to only use uncapitalized letters and no periods

why can we never agree. on anything

Yes we can.

No we can't.

Oh yes we can!

I disagree!

I don't!

isnt that gif from the walking dead? maybe?

The vagina-opening thing is called a septum, I believe.

And by septum, I mean speculum.


Please forgive me.