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f someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool
as lemon's/ hopalong as you thinh ft wands taha them to are
Mcmttc/ rcly as Jante' s Warns as you crawl out as
v/ het/ tyou rolled their bad}; in salt first
easy there, satan
margarita
f someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool
as lemon's/ hopalong as you thinh ft wands taha them to are
Mcmttc/ rcly as Jante' s Warns as you crawl out as
v/ het/ tyou rolled their bad}; in salt first
easy there, satan
margarita
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Spavaloo (03/21/2013) [-] Okay.
Okay guys.
You give them a dip in diluted hydrochloric acid- you following me? Make sure they're hopped up on adrenalin so that they can't **** out. You don't want to soak them too long either- seriously just dip them in the stuff to remove the first few layers of skin.
Then- and I want to make sure you're with me here- you toss them into a pit full of a slurry of lemon juice and rock salt. Don't skimp and get the regular salt, you want rock salt. You got all that? There should be three to four inches of slurry in the pit.
Okay, of course you'll want to give them a rope to climb out of the pit with. A rope made out of strands of barbed wire.
Okay guys.
You give them a dip in diluted hydrochloric acid- you following me? Make sure they're hopped up on adrenalin so that they can't **** out. You don't want to soak them too long either- seriously just dip them in the stuff to remove the first few layers of skin.
Then- and I want to make sure you're with me here- you toss them into a pit full of a slurry of lemon juice and rock salt. Don't skimp and get the regular salt, you want rock salt. You got all that? There should be three to four inches of slurry in the pit.
Okay, of course you'll want to give them a rope to climb out of the pit with. A rope made out of strands of barbed wire.
#234 to #233
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Spavaloo (03/22/2013) [-] Well, you dip them in the acid, take them out, and wait for the film on their skin to do its work. When they have a nice, even layer of chemical burns, you hose them off to remove the excess acid and slide them into the lemon pit.
It would be a tricky thing to get the timing right, so as to preserve enough nerve endings. Might take a few... trial runs.
It would be a tricky thing to get the timing right, so as to preserve enough nerve endings. Might take a few... trial runs.
#187 to #6
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spysappinmysasha (03/21/2013) [-] well the acid part would hurt like no ******* other.
but..and this is just me...does anyone else really just enjoy the sting of, lets say, antibacterial spray on a wound? Or GermX on a cut? just thinking of Lemon juice and salt touching a wound kinda makes me want to feel it.... ya know?
but..and this is just me...does anyone else really just enjoy the sting of, lets say, antibacterial spray on a wound? Or GermX on a cut? just thinking of Lemon juice and salt touching a wound kinda makes me want to feel it.... ya know?
#67 to #49
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themightymrplow (03/21/2013) [-] I think he made it barbed wire on purpose because razor wire, being so sharp and them having already lost so much skin, would just slice them. With them pulling their entire weight on it there's a high chance if would slice their hand off. Barbed wire would just hurt like a mother.
#24
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otakuranger (03/21/2013) [-] We should make the worst criminals go down a giant cheese grater slide ***** into a pool of lemon juice instead of the death penalty.
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EdwardNigma 
ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-] Is it wrong if I actually think thats a good idea?
Like, it won't be simple **** like shampoo or something, oh no, that can remain on animals, it's just shampoo, who gives a **** . But like, this can range from "potentially bad" with drug testing to "horrible as **** " with weapon testing.
Crime rates would plummet, the fear of the unknown, the fear of what horrors may await in a testing facility, the fact that if they try to resist, they die, and if they don't, they suffer and MAYBE die.
ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-] 
Like, it won't be simple **** like shampoo or something, oh no, that can remain on animals, it's just shampoo, who gives a **** . But like, this can range from "potentially bad" with drug testing to "horrible as **** " with weapon testing.
Crime rates would plummet, the fear of the unknown, the fear of what horrors may await in a testing facility, the fact that if they try to resist, they die, and if they don't, they suffer and MAYBE die.
#241 to #230
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llamadude (03/22/2013) [-]
Yea I understand, especially cause the matter is very subjective; a person could feel like I do or a person could feel the complete opposite. I just hate to see maltreatment of the innocent whether it be a bird, dog, or human. I feel as though if you commit a crime, then you lose your basic rights, but that's just my opinion. Kill another, and you deserve to suffer because you took away the basic rights of another.
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triggathepirate (03/21/2013) [-] Oi oi, I had an idea like that once. I was writing a script once Shhh amateur filmmaker about the government ******* a law to do all different types of testing on death row convicts, and the ******* get jacked up on mutated steroids and become superhumans and **** , so then they get marines to stop them by giving them the same **** . Cheesy but eh
#34
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djgeeza (03/21/2013) [-] **djgeeza rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at ZING! ** <this probably, I dunno, accidentally deleted my reaction folder :(
#110
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HolyArachnid (03/21/2013) [-] Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know, it's my own damn fault.....
(Seriously, has Jimmy Buffett ever been more appropriate on here?)
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know, it's my own damn fault.....
(Seriously, has Jimmy Buffett ever been more appropriate on here?)
#37
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tomhefailin (03/21/2013) [-] is this all the same guy or do people on tumblr all agree to only use uncapitalized letters and no periods?
#92 to #37
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kinghippoguytwo (03/21/2013) [-] Dude, where is that gif from? I need to watch/play that game/movie/show as soon as possible!
#5
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hypex (03/21/2013) [-] put toothpicks under their toenails and fingernails and have them blindfolded walk around a room with small outcrops in the floor so they constantly kick them
then you peel a lemon so all of its skin is barely cut off, then with one of those ****** opening devices you put it into his/her ******* and then close it so the lemon is still in... any small movement should now make the whole this erupt with lemon juice
now all thats left is to have him run over a field of sharp salt crystals
yes i do see a psychiatrist twice a week if you wonder
then you peel a lemon so all of its skin is barely cut off, then with one of those ****** opening devices you put it into his/her ******* and then close it so the lemon is still in... any small movement should now make the whole this erupt with lemon juice
now all thats left is to have him run over a field of sharp salt crystals
yes i do see a psychiatrist twice a week if you wonder
#7
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viatio (03/21/2013) [-] I'LL CUT OFF YOUR EYE LIDS AND THROW YOU IN A SALTY POOL OF LEMON JUICE
#190
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rambomanthree (03/21/2013) [-] I have another idea.
Acquire a large aquarium, and fasten a person in it, tie their arms and legs up with razor wire, and fuse in a blood transfusion... a continuous blood transfusion. then you leave them there for days, as they slowly bleed out drop by drop. But it does nothing. because the blood is also going in as it is going out. Eventually it will fill up the aqaurium. and they will affectivly drown in their own blood.
cool, right?
Acquire a large aquarium, and fasten a person in it, tie their arms and legs up with razor wire, and fuse in a blood transfusion... a continuous blood transfusion. then you leave them there for days, as they slowly bleed out drop by drop. But it does nothing. because the blood is also going in as it is going out. Eventually it will fill up the aqaurium. and they will affectivly drown in their own blood.
cool, right?
