If Super Mario Brothers Was Made Today. . HUI? TIME xoo WELCOME TO WARP ZONE, SPEND Elli] FUN FAINTS TO USE A WARP PIPE! VISA. MASTERCARD. PAYPAL ACCEPTED CT rr fuck butthole get Money bitches
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If Super Mario Brothers Was Made Today

HUI? TIME
xoo
WELCOME TO WARP ZONE,
SPEND Elli] FUN FAINTS
TO USE A WARP PIPE!
VISA. MASTERCARD. PAYPAL ACCEPTED
CT rror" CT r
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Submitted: 03/20/2013
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User avatar #12 - rockmanfan (03/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"if it was still made today"? ***** THEY MAKE A NEW MARIO EVERY DAMN YEAR.
#1 - crazyolitis (03/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
You mean if Mario was made by EA.
You mean if Mario was made by EA.
#5 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [+] (26 replies)
Nintendo still doesn't pull this crap, unlike everyone else in the gaming industry. All their DLC is enjoyable additions to the games rather than the purchasable shortcuts or pieces that the games don't feel complete without..
User avatar #11 to #10 - lorddarkskull (03/21/2013) [-]
they don't make sonic

and tell me paper mario, mario galaxy, and new super mario bros u are the same game, just try
#57 - feffog (03/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i wanna get a mario party game and reskin bowser to have an EA symbol, and have his space you land on be their logo,    
   
i would laugh histarically has he ran around taking everyone coins
i wanna get a mario party game and reskin bowser to have an EA symbol, and have his space you land on be their logo,

i would laugh histarically has he ran around taking everyone coins
User avatar #48 - kijajouteh (03/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Had the perfect opportunity for making fun of EA....
User avatar #55 - oottovann (03/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"If Super Mario Brothers Was Made Today"

AND IT'S STILL 8-BIT
User avatar #41 - lordalpha (03/21/2013) [-]
correction, if super mario was made by EA
User avatar #2 - traelos (03/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
As much as I agree with you on this one OP, I'd just like to mention that if Mario was made today it would also not force you to restart the game entirely when you turn off your console, or force you to restart large chunks of gameplay by presenting you with impossible challenges that can only be overcome through muscle memory and a bit of luck, eventually forcing you to restart entirely if you failed enough. (And it was programmed in such a way that you would fail enough)

Old games were scams too, they could only fit like 3-5 hours of gameplay on those things so they made you play the same first 30 minutes 100 times to increase playtime. Kinda like how modern games make you run back and forth between objectives sometimes.

That's why you only find speedruns of old games, new ones take too long.
User avatar #54 - sirfiiddlesticks (03/21/2013) [-]
If EA bought out Mario
User avatar #44 - yiffcario (03/21/2013) [-]
Implying Nintendo would do such a thing.
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#3 - anonymous (03/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
HOW DOES HE HAVE NO POINTS OR TIME!?

He had to at least have got SOMETHING for grabbing the flag in 1-1.
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