disney

But also according to the Tarzan books, Tarzan can learn any language in a couple weeks. French, English, Gorilla, whatever.

yes well disney has never been quite honest with their source material...

Which is a GOOD thing. Remember "The Fox and the Hound"? The actual story was about the hound and a hunter hunting down the fox. They ended up killing the fox's family, and chased him until he collapsed from exhaustion. Then the hunter killed the dog...

yeah.and in sleeping beauty the king actually raped the princess and so did the prince.and the princess was awaken when the kids started to suck on her titties and somehow ended up removing the cursed splinter at some point...

I think it was a finger, which would explain the splinter

Your image = how I pick up chicks.

by promises of world domination?

Chicks dig infinite power over mortals.

that gif is amazing

You know what? You're a damn faggot!

No he wasn't, he was raised by gorill-

...

I'm not sure how to feel about this comment.

Raised by africans

because you're white......fucking cracker

Well actually he's a mind reading asian. So he's a bit yellow.

I know it was changed. Please don't hurt me

Shut up, Meg.

because you're too glorious.

I DON'T KNOW HOW ACCIDENTAL THIS WAS BUT THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL WEEK

This comment is gold

I found this way to funny than what it actually was...

That's not necessarily why he is racist. I think referring to gorillas as "Africans" takes the cake for the racism party. Nobody cares but you, though.

same thing, right?

*Africans

wait.. those were gorillas?

yarzarn?

Cousin to Tarzan, you might not of heard of him.

Played by Nick Cage

Well let's give Tarzan some credit here, he probably already knew how to shit.

I think Tarzan knows better English than you, and he was raised by apes.

Insta-lol'd at yarzarn.

Nigel*

I know that feel

Commencing Didney Worl dump.

Ay. The heads of the maids or their maiden heads

<---Mercutio's FW

then die Ceasar

then fall Caesar*

:( i did that from memory don't judge me
but...

there is a tide in the affairs of men,
which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
ommited, all the voyage of their life,
is bound in shallows and in miseries.
Upon such a sea we are now afloat
and we must take the current, when it serves,
or lose our ventures

[smali think thats rightl][small]

I didn't thumb you down or anything, I just am a huge faggot for Roman stuff, if you didn't guess that from my user name. I was just helping you out bro.

**saxong rolled a random image posted in comment #212 at Life facts ** I bite my thumb sir, but not at you.

Julius Caesar

You still don't go straight into Shakespeare.
I read all the time and I still have trouble understanding Shakespeare, hell, be nice, start with something simpler, like Tolkien.

You do realize the actually film took place in the 17th or 18th century before Tolkien.

It was a joke.
Since Tolkien is often considered difficult to read, if not for the strange names, then the dryness.

6 people died all together because of it, also.

Typical of teen swag there.

I prefer Othello. Romance was better, and it was more tragic in my opinion.

of course it was a love story, its a romantic tragedy

The author considered it a love story, and usually the person who created the literature is the opinion to go with.

I thought the guy was 28?

Now we know why they never get his nose right.