Working at McDoodles

Recently got accepted to dream university fer mathematics.
a Mcdonalds and dent give a fuck anymore because I leave for school in 2 months
Pstart drinking at work, like heavily. Drink a quarter to half liter of whiskey ever an 9 hour shift each day.
Working morning shift ene day, 5 shots deep at 8 am.
New girl, 17 ish, working the front register. First job, just hired, and nervous as fuckiest trying to do a good job,
Old Silver audi pulls up outside the restaraunt and some guy semes charging in and demands a from the girl. I quote: "You forgot hashbrowns give me 2
New girl deosnt see a bag er a reciept and the drive through people are busy so she savs: Can I see your reciept please'?
gees ballistic: ARE YOU FUCKING ME'? A RECIEPT'?
New girl: Sir itsjust that I cant be handing out food, if you had a bag er something-
FUCK YOU, YOU THINK THE GUY DRIVING A 100, 000 DOLLAR CAR HAS TIME FDR A 1 DOLLAR '? I'? I'? I'? I
MMFW his 100, 000 dollar car was a 1989 audi.
all this and cemo up frend to strive the emblem-
sees me and turns to me: YOU GET ME MY RIGHT NOW DAMNITT
drunk and pissed eff now, semes up with the ultimate troll line: Sir I want to help vee but your language is interfering with my efforts_
FFUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK WHERES YOUR BOSS I TALK TO HIM RIGHT FUCKING
now very pissed: Sir you are welcome to call the corporate office, the number will be en your reciept,
FUCKING FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK THIS!
leaves
several minutes later I get a call, as expected, eer store phone.
THIS THE CORPORATE C) FAICE FOR MCDONALD'S?'?'?
sir, is there something I could help we with'?
Phone: FUCKING I JUST HAD THE RUDEST SERVICE I HAVE EVER HAD! FUCK KIND PLACE ARE YOU RUNNING'? I DEMAND THAT SEND ME
SOME FREE MEAL COUPONS.
Sir I want to help you but your language is interfering with my efforts_