Working at McDoodles. Oh lawd. Recently got accepted to dream university fer mathematics. a Mcdonalds and dent give a anymore because I leave for school in 2 mo

Working at McDoodles

Oh lawd

Recently got accepted to dream university fer mathematics.
a Mcdonalds and dent give a **** anymore because I leave for school in 2 months
Pstart drinking at work, like heavily. Drink a quarter to half liter of whiskey ever an 9 hour shift each day.
Working morning shift ene day, 5 shots deep at 8 am.
New girl, 17 ish, working the front register. First job, just hired, and nervous as ******** trying to do a good job,
Old Silver audi pulls up outside the restaraunt and some guy semes charging in and demands a from the girl. I quote: "You forgot hashbrowns give me 2
New girl deosnt see a bag er a reciept and the drive through people are busy so she savs: Can I see your reciept please'?
gees ballistic: ARE YOU ******* ME'? A RECIEPT'?
New girl: Sir itsjust that I cant be handing out food, if you had a bag er something-
**** YOU, YOU THINK THE GUY DRIVING A 100, 000 DOLLAR CAR HAS TIME FDR A 1 DOLLAR '? I'? I'? I'? I
MMFW his 100, 000 dollar car was a 1989 audi.
all this and cemo up frend to strive the emblem-
sees me and turns to me: YOU GET ME MY RIGHT NOW DAMNITT
drunk and pissed eff now, semes up with the ultimate troll line: Sir I want to help vee but your language is interfering with my efforts_
***** YOU ******* **** WHERES YOUR BOSS I TALK TO HIM RIGHT *******
now very pissed: Sir you are welcome to call the corporate office, the number will be en your reciept,
******* **** **** **** **** THIS!
leaves
several minutes later I get a call, as expected, eer store phone.
THIS THE CORPORATE C) FAICE FOR MCDONALD'S?'?'?
sir, is there something I could help we with'?
Phone: ******* I JUST HAD THE RUDEST SERVICE I HAVE EVER HAD! **** KIND PLACE ARE YOU RUNNING'? I DEMAND THAT SEND ME
SOME FREE MEAL COUPONS.
Sir I want to help you but your language is interfering with my efforts_
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#1 - snowshark (03/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That 						****					 right there is 						*******					 beautiful.
That **** right there is ******* beautiful.
#5 - cruzslzr (03/21/2013) [-]
that **** was good, bobby
#3 - irokk (03/20/2013) [-]
MF right now
MF right now
User avatar #11 - meachummail (03/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
FML
I kept reading language as luggage. I dont know why.
User avatar #8 - masdercheef (03/21/2013) [-]
I don't even know if I can express how much I'm laughing right now.
#10 - caaaaarrrllll (03/21/2013) [-]
I just 						*******					 						****					 myself from laughter.   
   
oh ya.... gif related!
I just ******* **** myself from laughter.

oh ya.... gif related!
#9 - fireblazing (03/21/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
User avatar #6 - theawkwardbros (03/21/2013) [-]
That was ******* hilarious.
#12 - likeabosslikeaboss (03/21/2013) [-]
>Return to judge the living and the dead
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