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How can i comfort my girlfriend over en text?
were both 15 and i havent seen her in about a week because our parents are gay and
end up making us cancel our plans. she is really sad because i cant be with her. what
can i do to cheer her up and comfort her?
4 years ago Fl Report Abuse
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Elk Jimmy, here is what you do:
l) Hire a bear. Bears can usually be found in the woods.
fl) Tell the bear exactly where your girlfriend lives, and which window leads to her
bedroom.
3) At exactly 3 in the morning, the bearwall explode through yoursockfriend' s window in
slow motion, holding a gigantic vase filled with beautiful golden . Make sure
yoursefl phone is taped to the vase, with a message on it that says "its c)))"
4) is injured bythe shards flying around the room because of
the exploding window, but finds out everything is alok when she reads your magical
text.
5) Have the bear serenade hurwitz a beautiful ukulele session of "Wind Beneath My
Wings"
will instantly have all of memories ofyou flashback in her
face, and she will no longer be sad. MISSION Acca) .
Source( s):
This is how I comfort my grandma when she complains about being in a nursing
home.
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Submitted: 03/19/2013
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