Diamonds are a girls best friend. . Diamonds are a girls best friend. Dogs are a man' s. From that, I think we can gather which of the sexes is more intelligent
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Diamonds are a girls best friend

Diamonds are a girls best friend. Dogs
are a man' s. From that, I think we can
gather which of the sexes is more
intelligent.
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A woman' s best friend is a chunk of
super heated carbon. A man' s best
friend is a highly intelligent creature
capable of aiding with hunting, security,
transport and companionship. You' re
right, this does show who the more
intelligent sex is.
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User avatar #3 - toastwarriornog (03/20/2013) [+] (24 replies)
The woman is using objects to define gender intelligence. That alone should prove it.
User avatar #6 - Wazzy (03/20/2013) [+] (38 replies)
But diamond is the hardest metal
User avatar #7 to #6 - aldheim (03/20/2013) [-]
I can confirm this, I am hard.
#14 - weenieandthebutt (03/20/2013) [-]
Also shows that conveys the greed and shallowness of a woman....
#39 - crazyolitis (03/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
They're also gods if you cross them with lobsters. Just sayin'.
User avatar #27 - ragingflamingos (03/20/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Uses for diamonds:

-Lasers
-Industrial drill bits
-Microelectronics
-Precision cutting
-Micro bearings
-Jewelry
-Freaking Lasers

This doesn't even cover all of their uses. So yes dogs are pretty awesome, but diamonds aren't just some shiny useless rock.
User avatar #29 to #27 - swifterly (03/20/2013) [-]
>Implying the average women buys a diamond necklace for her Industrial Drill Bits and Lasers
#76 - pharoahemonch (03/20/2013) [-]
my best friend is a person.
User avatar #59 - zorororonoa (03/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I guess that the chick didn't realize that the phrase "man's best friend" refers to mankind, not just males
User avatar #47 - slapchoppin (03/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
to be fair diamonds do have some actual uses thanks to their indestructibility

now dogs made of diamonds

that **** would be wicked
User avatar #225 - oottovann (03/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
YOU COULD SELL THE DIAMOND AND BUY A MLILLION DOGS.
#221 - critique (03/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It's a sad day when humans would rather befriend animals and object's than each other...
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#227 - girrafalopegis (03/20/2013) [-]
Dogs are the best.
Dogs are the best.
#257 - masterboll (03/20/2013) [-]
thank God he didnt put one of those ":)" at the end like most 14 year olds do in an argument
#208 - drunkengnome (03/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #139 - DerpScout (03/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dogs also double up as an emergency food supply.
#114 - DanLacasky (03/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I like dogs more than I like people. My dog is the best

Pic related, my dog Coby
#217 - tocoolforyouinajar (03/20/2013) [-]
This girl had no chance in a battle of better sexes to begin with because boys rule and therefore, girls drool
This girl had no chance in a battle of better sexes to begin with because boys rule and therefore, girls drool
#195 - anonymous (03/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Highly intelligent" LOL. You make me laugh, OP.
#91 - jalthelas ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
#77 - anonymous (03/20/2013) [+] (10 replies)
1. Be woman
2. Be friends with diamonds
3. Ditch your friends and sell them all for ridiculous amounts of money
4. Get super rich
5. Laugh at men with dogs
6. Profit.
User avatar #82 to #77 - bigveinysausage (03/20/2013) [-]
Being a friend to a diamond does not equal ownership of said diamond.

Go away anon.
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