Diamonds are a girls best friend. . Diamonds are a girls best friend. Dogs are a man' s. From that, I think we can gather which of the sexes is more intelligent
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Diamonds are a girls best friend

Diamonds are a girls best friend. Dogs
are a man' s. From that, I think we can
gather which of the sexes is more
intelligent.
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A woman' s best friend is a chunk of
super heated carbon. A man' s best
friend is a highly intelligent creature
capable of aiding with hunting, security,
transport and companionship. You' re
right, this does show who the more
intelligent sex is.
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User avatar #3 - toastwarriornog (03/20/2013) [+] (24 replies)
The woman is using objects to define gender intelligence. That alone should prove it.
User avatar #6 - Wazzy (03/20/2013) [+] (38 replies)
But diamond is the hardest metal
User avatar #7 to #6 - aldheim (03/20/2013) [-]
I can confirm this, I am hard.
#14 - weenieandthebutt (03/20/2013) [-]
Also shows that conveys the greed and shallowness of a woman....
#39 - crazyolitis (03/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
They're also gods if you cross them with lobsters. Just sayin'.
User avatar #27 - ragingflamingos (03/20/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Uses for diamonds:

-Lasers
-Industrial drill bits
-Microelectronics
-Precision cutting
-Micro bearings
-Jewelry
-Freaking Lasers

This doesn't even cover all of their uses. So yes dogs are pretty awesome, but diamonds aren't just some shiny useless rock.
User avatar #29 to #27 - swifterly (03/20/2013) [-]
>Implying the average women buys a diamond necklace for her Industrial Drill Bits and Lasers
#76 - pharoahemonch (03/20/2013) [-]
my best friend is a person.
User avatar #59 - zorororonoa (03/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I guess that the chick didn't realize that the phrase "man's best friend" refers to mankind, not just males
User avatar #47 - slapchoppin (03/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
to be fair diamonds do have some actual uses thanks to their indestructibility

now dogs made of diamonds

that **** would be wicked
User avatar #225 - oottovann (03/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
YOU COULD SELL THE DIAMOND AND BUY A MLILLION DOGS.
#221 - critique (03/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It's a sad day when humans would rather befriend animals and object's than each other...
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#227 - girrafalopegis ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Dogs are the best.
Dogs are the best.
#257 - masterboll (03/20/2013) [-]
thank God he didnt put one of those ":)" at the end like most 14 year olds do in an argument
#208 - drunkengnome (03/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #139 - DerpScout ONLINE (03/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dogs also double up as an emergency food supply.
#114 - DanLacasky (03/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I like dogs more than I like people. My dog is the best

Pic related, my dog Coby
#217 - tocoolforyouinajar (03/20/2013) [-]
This girl had no chance in a battle of better sexes to begin with because boys rule and therefore, girls drool
This girl had no chance in a battle of better sexes to begin with because boys rule and therefore, girls drool
#195 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Highly intelligent" LOL. You make me laugh, OP.
#246 - bladebites (03/20/2013) [-]
I love my cats more than diamonds, or almost anything really. All four of them. I am a lonely cat lady.
I love my cats more than diamonds, or almost anything really. All four of them. I am a lonely cat lady.
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