Both equally confused

cats face when

i love the cat's face it's like:

"you're.......................still alive!?!?"
Dog: "for seven long years i ran and escaped the wrath of the Vietnam war forever hunting my one true nemesis. I will never forget what you did that day, and now I have finaly found you"
Cat: "So it would seem"
Dog: "I have quite the bone to pick with you"
Cat: "............what....no way...."
Dog "what?"
Cat: " a bone to pick with me............ really?"
Dog: "shut up! your dead!!!

Loud Crash

Dog: "what the hell!?!?"
Cat: Human force field, remmember?"
Dog:.......wait what about yours?
Cat: "What...oh...it's gone...IM FREE
Dog: no wait you sonofabitch
Cat: "look who's talking, meow

Dog:...................................oh fuck you......

"YOU?"

"you..."

I love wiener-dogs

so we met again...

Dog was confuse. He did not understand that cats have other modes of transportation.