how men pee. . l_ J__ of a Ipenis Uhh. my pee comes out in 1 stream more like a laser opposed to a sprinkler. how men pee l_ J__ of a Ipenis Uhh my comes out in 1 stream more like laser opposed to sprinkler
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - iron **User deleted account**
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#8 - gliese
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(03/20/2013) [-]
my pee comes out in 1 stream more like a laser opposed to a ******* sprinkler.
#4 - sanguinesolitude
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i loled hard at second panel.

but yeah, my favorite which has only happened a couple times, is when your tip gets stuck together, and you have 2 separate streams of urine.
User avatar #1 - justafungi
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(03/19/2013) [-]
Hold up there R. Kelly, I don't know about you, but I don't piss on little girls.
User avatar #5 to #1 - travismackie
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Thus the "children not part of the metaphor" part. Unless you were just trying to be funny, then I will politely shut my mouth.
User avatar #6 to #5 - justafungi
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Yep, that was the joke, or maybe I am just color blind and can't see purple.
User avatar #11 - krytigergal
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(03/20/2013) [-]
When I saw the laser, the Star Wars lightsaber sound popped into my head.
#10 - snakefire
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"children not part of metaphor"
User avatar #9 - sweetnothings
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well with R. Kelly's urine they are most definitely part of the metaphor
#7 - thatrussianhoe
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(03/20/2013) [-]
all over 6 year olds. yep
all over 6 year olds. yep
#12 - anon id: dcd9323f
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(03/20/2013) [-]
I sit to pee. No mess (especially when drunk) and the Missus and I never have that "don't leave the seat up" quarrel.

No matter how accurate you are, there is at least some sprinkling from the stream hitting the water.
#2 - anon id: f2f6b741
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(03/19/2013) [-]
If your pee comes out like a sprinkler you should probably get that checked out