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YOU WAKE
UP AS THE
SEX. WHAT' S THE FIRST
THING VIII] Wwll Mill?
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Submitted: 03/19/2013
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#14 - junkposts ONLINE (03/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
mfw i wake up
mfw i wake up
User avatar #67 - adoptedchicken (03/19/2013) [-]
Get thumbs on **** .
#364 - bottleofrum (03/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
start my period
User avatar #5 - larsravn (03/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Boy to girl: Masturbate

Girl to boy: Masturbate
#171 - nemothefin (03/20/2013) [-]
#36 - saddlyamuggle (03/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Be thankful that I didn't have to spend all that money on the surgery! (MFW)
Be thankful that I didn't have to spend all that money on the surgery! (MFW)
#170 - bobvonbobby (03/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Assume my role.
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#2 - ButtonFly ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
I would wonder how it happened.
I would wonder how it happened.
#102 - iviagicbanana (03/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Take nude pics so when I change back I can masturbate to myself.
User avatar #43 - dragonfucker (03/19/2013) [-]
molest myself
#358 - Lepain (03/20/2013) [-]
all comments say masturbate
you knew all the comments would say masturbate
there is no need to continue scrolling
#195 - angusmansg (03/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #10 - hunhitch (03/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Dance around my house naked. Than wander how long this is going to last. Cry a little bit for know reason. realize that I am not a pretty girl start going to the gym to get hotter. Gets hotter and starts dating hotter Girls( I mean come on I still cant see me ******* a dude). Start going to all the nerd conventions, just to see all the guys ogle over me. Then show them that Im an actual nerd, that I like starwars, comic books, video games. and anime. then as they are falling in love with me . I DO WHAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE KIND OF BITCHES DID TO ME AND SAY. "YOUR SWEET BUT I THINK WE SHOULD JUST BE FREINDS". TEARING ALL THERE POOR NERDY HEARTS TO SHREADS JUST TO FILL MY BITCHY EGO.

And thats what I would do if I where a girl.
#161 - germankillzone (03/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Comment Picture
#345 - toxickooties (03/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Admire morning would.
Jerk off
Admire penis
Go pee or at least try since new to penis
Shower/shave
Watch TV with hand in pants.
Play with balls...

Touch prostate..

Go out find a girl for a BJ and Sex.

Go to bed with new knowledge.
#271 - idividedbyzero (03/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would press my bare boobs up against glass in public
I would press my bare boobs up against glass in public
#356 - nighthawxx (03/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>go to school    
>start to seduce my friend   
>make him get in deep relationship with me   
>start acting like I usually do   
>give hints to who I really am   
>friend's fw the truth comes out
>go to school
>start to seduce my friend
>make him get in deep relationship with me
>start acting like I usually do
>give hints to who I really am
>friend's fw the truth comes out
User avatar #218 - awesomesaucy (03/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
put my penis in something. maybe pudding.
#13 - lifeiscool **User deleted account** (03/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
-Wake up, have a confusing couple hours.
-Masturbate
-Masturbate
-Experiment
-Ask out a cute guy i know
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