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Submitted: 03/19/2013
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#3 - heafi (03/19/2013) [+] (15 replies)
User avatar #4 to #3 - fargone (03/19/2013) [-]
Uh, no. Unless you're some kind of idiot, you'd know that Kool-aid man wasn't present for the Dino-American Concordat. He was in Vietnam fighting the communists. I learned that in elementary school, dumbass.
#6 - srslyjakecease (03/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
My first reaction, a tiny twinge of butthurt.
Then i looked outside my window, at the beautiful countryside of Tennessee, and analyzed the people i went to school with, and realized that this is a scarily accurate thing to say.

And then I laughed.
#164 - darknesspreading (03/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i only believe in JUSTICE
#1 - Ropyx (03/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That's Apollo
#263 - thessalonaki (03/20/2013) [+] (16 replies)
People who are complaining about this, I'd like to raise the following points to you.   
1. It's a joke. I seriously doubt the man in question actually believes the generalization that all Americans are dumb.   
2. Don't act all high and mighty. You know god damn 						*******					 well you make jokes about stereotypes and generalizations all the time. From jokes about black people stealing 						****					 to women cooking 						****					. inb4 "Just because somebody in the community does it doesn't mean everybody does" No, but there's an eighty percent chance you probably do. Alot. And yeah, I did just pull that number out of my ass.   
   
3. I don't know what show this is from, but I seriously doubt the people who watch it are doing it to feel 'edgy and cool.'   
4. Calling somebody an idiot or a retarded because they laugh at a 						*******					 joke kind of, you know, makes you look like a giant prick.   
5. Do you really have to assert over and over that this isn't funny? Humor isn't objective, friend. 'Funny' is subjective and depends upon the person, and can be influenced by culture, personality, and how the person relates to the subject in question. So exclaiming something to be unfunny and denouncing everybody who thinks it is funny is pointless, and you're wasting your breath.   
6. Flinging insults at this guy based on one joke? Niggayouserious? I've seen a few clips of Jimmy Carr and most of his jokes aren't like this, and I'm willing to bet if you'd seen anything else from him you'd probably wouldn't call him a douche. i'd bet if it was a joke about Mexicans or Blacks, you'd laugh your ass off, and their wouldn't be this huge 						*********					. Because Americans are OBVIOUSLY the most made fun of and discriminated against group on FJ, unlike, you know, Mexicans, Women, Blacks, Hipsters, gays, the list goes on.   
   
tl;dr Chill out and smell the sunshine, 						******					.
People who are complaining about this, I'd like to raise the following points to you.
1. It's a joke. I seriously doubt the man in question actually believes the generalization that all Americans are dumb.
2. Don't act all high and mighty. You know god damn ******* well you make jokes about stereotypes and generalizations all the time. From jokes about black people stealing **** to women cooking **** . inb4 "Just because somebody in the community does it doesn't mean everybody does" No, but there's an eighty percent chance you probably do. Alot. And yeah, I did just pull that number out of my ass.

3. I don't know what show this is from, but I seriously doubt the people who watch it are doing it to feel 'edgy and cool.'
4. Calling somebody an idiot or a retarded because they laugh at a ******* joke kind of, you know, makes you look like a giant prick.
5. Do you really have to assert over and over that this isn't funny? Humor isn't objective, friend. 'Funny' is subjective and depends upon the person, and can be influenced by culture, personality, and how the person relates to the subject in question. So exclaiming something to be unfunny and denouncing everybody who thinks it is funny is pointless, and you're wasting your breath.
6. Flinging insults at this guy based on one joke? Niggayouserious? I've seen a few clips of Jimmy Carr and most of his jokes aren't like this, and I'm willing to bet if you'd seen anything else from him you'd probably wouldn't call him a douche. i'd bet if it was a joke about Mexicans or Blacks, you'd laugh your ass off, and their wouldn't be this huge ********* . Because Americans are OBVIOUSLY the most made fun of and discriminated against group on FJ, unlike, you know, Mexicans, Women, Blacks, Hipsters, gays, the list goes on.

tl;dr Chill out and smell the sunshine, ****** .
#140 - Logicaltightrope (03/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Who else is getting sick of these types of posts showing up every ******* day? Gets a little old.
#204 - nortledrones (03/20/2013) [+] (31 replies)
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AMERUCA IS STUPID AND FULL OF FATT PEPIL LOL IM SO COOL AND EDGYY ITZ FANNY WHEN I SAI AMURICA BUT WEN DEY TALK BOUT BRITISH ITS NO FUN!
#267 - superblargh (03/20/2013) [-]
I didn't even bother to read the rest of this when I saw the first line.
User avatar #157 - jirichi (03/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why the **** is everyone in funnyjunk so self-righteous
#283 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (03/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>Be Apollo.
>I'm given a **** job driving this chariot around in the sky.
>I'm the only one who can do it.
>Not really that bad considering the perks.
>I'm worshiped as a god for thousands of years.
>Good old Greeks invent democracy.
>Romans come along and refer to me and my family by completely different names.
>They rise to power as the greatest empire in history.
>No more democracy.
>Now the whole world will refer to me by their name for me.
>This cult of Jehovah worshipers slowly starts an insurgency within the empire.
>Some clown named Constantine becomes the emperor.
>This dick-munch abuses his power to make his religion dominate the empire.
>He wants people to worship Jehovah's demigod son.
>Not sure why, something about that one time a bunch of Roman guards kicked his ass.
>The empire falls, no one worships me, enough of this **** !
>These Christians eventually dominate all of Europe.
>They cross the Atlantic ocean and wipe out the natives.
>Some of them get pissed with their king and they make a democratic society.
>Not such a bad idea after all eh?
>Eventually they rewrite history to claim Jehovah invented democracy.
>They desecularize their government!
>MFW they claim Jehovah's son does MY job?!
>THEY TOOK MY JOB!
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#123 - xxscopemanxx (03/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I'm from America and I believe neither of these things..
So this guy thinks drawing retarded ass conclusions about a country with made up generalized statistics makes him look more intelligent?
Normally I'd let this kind of **** go but this is just too hard to pass up.
#183 - givehimthemulk (03/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Haha...dumb Americans. Everybody knows its APOLLO that pulls the sun across the sky.
User avatar #30 - Kelsenial (03/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I live in America, if 80% say this is true, then it IS true, that's how freedom works
User avatar #12 - supermegasherman (03/19/2013) [-]
i don't know, jesus pulling the sun across the sky in a chariot sounds pretty damn cool.
User avatar #260 - CapnInterwebz (03/20/2013) [-]
20% of all Britons are self-righteous douchebags that hate America.

Sounds pretty bad until you realize that the other 80% are Muslims.


/joke
User avatar #135 - sorryminesbigger (03/20/2013) [-]
i don't hate american jokes. im an american and i realize that america is generally retarded but this is just....not really funny.... i can take jokes but i just want to say, this isn't funny. like "ok, americans are religious and dumb...coolll.....?"
#300 - infinitereaper (03/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The sun is a wondrous body. Like a magnificent father!
If only I could be so grossly incandescent!
User avatar #150 - ieatsnatch (03/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I love jimmy carr, as long as you're smart enough to realize he's just joking. He's also really good at handling hecklers. Brilliant comedian.
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