Hmmmm.

We all have that one friend...

Et Tu Feelus.

This hit me in the feels so hard man
I haven't gamed with my friends in a while
Or anything really.


I miss them sometimes.

I know that feel.

All of my friends from my town, or nearby towns, moved far away for college.

I stayed, since the college I wanted to go to was nearby.
Even the friends I made in college live in that town, that I commute to every day, because I'm a poorfag and rent there is too expensive.

I have talks with them over the internet, but it's just not the same....

My friends and I still live in the same place since we met. We've just changed.

Don't even question it. Just embrace the turnip.

its a collector item from the super mario bros 2 collectors edition

A turnip.

The Fruit of Death. When he becomes too irritated by those around him, he has it there for a swift leave.

had this exact one waaaaaay back

It's missing analog sticks.

YOU'RE MISSING ANALOG STICKS

What?

Doesn't look like any human.

it kinda looks like the first dualshock controller if it were black

Commencing dump

YOU Mitems!!!

Ahahahahayou sadistic fuck.

what... why me...

Why kill the chickens when you can become the chickens!

I guess you could say they like to blow their own trumpet

I do. Is it that unusual?

Yes.

I get in my battle stance. One foot on the coffee table, one foot on the floor.

I stand on my knees when i play computer




only when i need to shit but dont want to stop playing

I did when I was a kid. Used to jump around a lot too.

I do. Doesn't matter if it's intense or not, I could be playing the fucking Sims on PS3 and still be standing. I suck ass if I don't.

the lack of clone high comments disturbs me

When shit gets intense, I stand.

I do, I sit back if I'm not really into the game but if there's a battle going down on screen I typically stand up.

Or the Kinect.

dude is that a bra and whats that from

Its even BETTER with copious amounts of LSD.

Better throw in a drunk clown for good measure.

How so?

Me and my friends can turn the simplest forms of humor in that game into an inside joke.
Like when you go to Fourside, and taxi enemies are running around and attack you, when I got into battle with on and it ran over Paula we imagined the scene went like this.
*walking*
*Random taxi starts speeding towards them*
Ness: "Is that taxi... OH SHIT, RUN!"
*hits Paula*
Jeff: "Ness! They hit Paula!"
Ness: "LEAVE THE BITCH, JUST RUN!"

that's not bad

Or you could be like walking down the street and see a gasoline pump attack you and contemplate how fucking high you are...

Hell yes.
I got my friend hooked by saying all the dialogue in a very exaggerated way. Giving Ulysses Minch a gruffly fat slob voice was pretty fun.

P.S. Try plugging in a controller to the second port. You and your friend can really share the experience.

< Reminded me of this

as a live streamer with 500 viewers, i support this message

what do you stream? can i have a link?

I stream random stuff but a lot of high level battlefield and CSGO, and no. last time i linked my steam on FJ i got ddosed.

How often do you stream? I'd like to be a part of this

once my replacement PC arrives in a few more days ill be streaming 8 hours a day

Same games? Do you have any order, or is it just 'I feel like battlefield, let's play battlefield'?

i just play what is fun and what the crowd is watching i guess

Final question, where do you stream and what's your username?

As as said before, last time i linked on FJ i got ddosed really fucking hard for a good 2 days. i dont plan to link on fj anymore

ddosed?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial-of-service_attack