Dream Journal. Last night I dreamed I found out the meaning of life! But it's pretty complicated so here's a comic. A DREAM J ' I l IT' S REMARKABLY. Last night I dreamed that my high school was a prison, and I was sentenced to a year, and there was this really big guy in the same cell as me, and he got in a
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Last night I dreamed I found out the meaning of life! But it's pretty complicated so here's a comic

A DREAM J ' I
l IT' S REMARKABLY
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User avatar #4 - DrOctoganapus (03/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Last night I had a dream that I was about to get it on with my girlfriend when there was a knock at my door it was my friends and he asked some stupid question. Then I went back to her and there was another knock. This repeated 3 times with different friends asking different questions. Then finally when I was about to **** her there was a knock, I open the door and I hear a ringing noise. I wake up and it's my girlfriend calling me...
User avatar #6 to #4 - ScottP (03/19/2013) [-]
Your friends still find a way to cock-block you even in your dreams
User avatar #1 - mcatheistnuggets (03/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Last night I dreamed that my high school was a prison, and I was sentenced to a year, and there was this really big guy in the same cell as me, and he got in a fight with some Mexicans, when the guards asked who started it, I ratted on him, he found out it was me and started coming after me, but he ended up pissing off someone I know, who then proceeded to beat the **** out of him with no repercussions. Then apparently I escaped prison, and was being chased by the cops, and they found me, then they thew my ass back in prison.
User avatar #7 - UberAndrew (03/19/2013) [-]
I only have sex dreams like once a year, most of the time my dreams are incredibly boring like me watching TV or incredibly nonsensical.
#12 - Quarma (03/19/2013) [-]
I had a 						******					 dream today. Long story short, hunger games-like situation, except all contestants are literally kidnapped. First time, I survive only because of motivation from wanting to see significant other again. I wake up as the second time's starting, because dream me says "I have no reason to survive this time."   
   
God dammit, brain, my exes are all 						*******					 insane, why would you do this to me?
I had a ****** dream today. Long story short, hunger games-like situation, except all contestants are literally kidnapped. First time, I survive only because of motivation from wanting to see significant other again. I wake up as the second time's starting, because dream me says "I have no reason to survive this time."

God dammit, brain, my exes are all ******* insane, why would you do this to me?
User avatar #10 - XxElJuegoxX (03/19/2013) [-]
I rarely remember my dreams. But when I do, they're really bizarre.
I had this one dream where I was on my way to some sort of event. I decided to cut through a video store which had two exits open to the public, one where I was and the other around the corner. Then I found a passage way within the video store. WIth my curiosity peaked, I entered it and discovered a complicated maze made of video shelves. I ventured through the maze and encountered a troll! like the ones in Skyrim. But I was no Dragonborn. I was just an ordinary boy!
As the troll approached me, I instinctively picked up a movie to defend myself. The troll looked at the movie and snatched it from my hands. He then pushed a few movies off from a particular shelf, revealing a tv. He inserted the movie and started watching it. I managed to sneak by him as he was enthralled by the movie. An hour later, I found the end of the maze and the exit to the store. I made it to my destination which was some sort of dinner/get-together. I had fun. Thats where the dream ended.
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#25 - weirdfishes (03/19/2013) [-]
The dream that I remember so clearly to do this day was when I was 5 and I was trapped in a lion enclosure. I had to sneak round the lioness so that she didn't wake up, but she did and so it was eating my side and I could actually feel it - it felt like someone was tickling but like digging their fingers in so it was really unpleasant.

It's weird because I always know that I'm dreaming in a dream and I can think normally as if I were awake.
User avatar #24 - iliekcereal (03/19/2013) [-]
I used to dream almost nightly. It was cool, but I never thought much about it, cuz I assumed it would always happen. Than, a couple months ago, I stopped. Then I realized how much I love my dreams. Luckily they've come back recently :)

Also, has anyone tried lucid dreaming? I tried to learn it a couple years ago, and the few times I did it was absolutely amazing, but I stopped because I heard it can **** up your brain. How true is that?
User avatar #23 - mrgoodlove (03/19/2013) [-]
I used to keep a dream journal for the purpose of lucid dreaming. Sometimes I have deep dreams and other times like last night I just dream I'm eating chex mix...
User avatar #22 - itrinx (03/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #21 - squeemonster (03/19/2013) [-]
Last night I dreamt Gollum from Lord of the Rings was trying to kill me, I spent half of my dream trying to either kill him or escape and when I finally kill the little bastard, some kid comes along, uses some sort of revive **** and he comes back to life as a freaky sort of Gollum Super Sayan. I'm not ******** you, it had Gollum's body but yellow and glowing with the head of Goku in Super Sayan mode on top of it. What in the actual **** ...?
#20 - CottonTail (03/19/2013) [-]
**CottonTail rolled a random image posted in comment #1051154 at Friendly ** my typical dream
**CottonTail rolled a random image posted in comment #1051154 at Friendly ** my typical dream
User avatar #19 - Sexy Waffles (03/19/2013) [-]
The other day I dreamed that Samuel L. Jackson was dressed like Nick Fury and he abducted me to his island home from where he ran a heroin smuggling ring. He wanted me to help smuggle half a load of heroin, but I stole his hedgehog and the heroin instead.
User avatar #18 - hanakoikezawa (03/19/2013) [-]
At least you guys have dreams ;_;
#15 - jakeattack (03/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ive been having vivid dreams lately! last one i had involved me fighting the reapers and us getting our **** ****** up, i was still myself though weirdly enough. also fighting some kind of demons, then later on being in a ship in chinatown or something
User avatar #13 - tragono **User deleted account** (03/19/2013) [-]
There was this one time in Super Hexagon where I was just on a normal run, until something happened. You know how sometimes the hexagon loses a side? Well, the hexagon gained a side. I survived for a few seconds, before yet another side arose. I died and then woke up.

Verdict: I need to play more Super Hexagon.
User avatar #8 - pellonpoika (03/19/2013) [-]
**pellonpoika rolls 1,300**
User avatar #3 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Last night I dreamt that everyone and everything I care about has been killed/destroyed, and something is after me and I can't kill it. This is not unusual for me, but the ****** up thing is that I really don't care.
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