Honey, can you please go shovel the snow

you need to see all the possibilities of the situation......

"Yeah, boss, I won't be able to come in today..."

I'm used to that where i live, we just don't let it pile up that high if we can avoid it...

Why was it; the first thing i thought of was Fallout New Vegas.

Looks like spring in Canada!

"Looks like we're staying inside for the next 40 days"

The spring is so beautiful in Canada.

I fucking wish this would happen at my house man. :D

This would be the time to say

"Um, the shovel broke honey. And the hardware store isn't open today."

this picture is from the blizzard that hit north western oklahoma
the town name is Vici

I hate snow with all my heart, grew up with -5F and 3 feet of snow 6 months a year.
now I want nothing but sun (where I live now it snows about 5 days a year)

there are some perks

i live in missouri, my weather was extremely similar a few days ago. now, it's almost 70 degrees outside

I live in the UK - we don't get snow often so I've yet to try this, can someone from a country that does get a lot of snow give me some insight into if it'll work? So, there's about 1/2 to 1ft of snow and we have a big drive so I can't be jizzed shoveling that shit, I grab the power washer and blast that shit away in 1/10 the time and effort of shoveing, with the drive now clear of snow but very wet I throw some (lots) of rocksalt on that bitch to stop it from freezing into ice and prevent more snow from building up. Thoughts?

Go out the window.