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#22 - facetiousrunner (03/19/2013) [-]
ive always been sad i cant donate blood due to viral infections and athletic training. Especially since im o negative
ive always been sad i cant donate blood due to viral infections and athletic training. Especially since im o negative
User avatar #105 to #22 - brisineo ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Try donating plasma. They're a lot more lenient with donors there, and you can do it more often.

(I have a viral infection making it impossible to donate straight blood, but I can donate plasma twice a week)
User avatar #111 to #105 - facetiousrunner (03/19/2013) [-]
when im done with college athletics i'll probably go for that, cheers
User avatar #24 to #22 - DrollHumor ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
I know that feel. I take blood thinners, so they don't want my blood either. I get blood drawn every week, but they just test it to regulate my medication, and then throw it away...
User avatar #27 to #24 - facetiousrunner (03/19/2013) [-]
do you at least have a less common blood type to feel less ****** than me?
User avatar #28 to #27 - facetiousrunner (03/19/2013) [-]
more god im stupid
User avatar #29 to #28 - DrollHumor ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
I don't know my blood type. Never thought about since I've been on blood thinners since I was six and giving blood has never been an option.
User avatar #30 to #29 - facetiousrunner (03/19/2013) [-]
since six, man thats rough. makes my whining about tb mono and the fact i run seem like nothing
User avatar #31 to #30 - DrollHumor ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Well, I did have an open heart surgery when I was 8 months old, and another when I was six. Long story short, I was born with a ****** up heart and a slight spine malformation. You'd never be able to tell by looking at me, so that's good.
I could be a Katawa Shoujo girl!

Also, how does running affect your ability to give blood? Aren't athletes desirable when it comes to donating stuff?
User avatar #32 to #31 - facetiousrunner (03/19/2013) [-]
I'm a distance runner so i train pretty much year round, i take ten days off after outdoor track every year. I train 20 out of 21 days on a three week rotation. Because of the nature of the strain I put on myself, I can't afford to have less blood. I'd pass out. It would effect my training very much so. It pays the bills so I can't not do it.
User avatar #33 to #32 - DrollHumor ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
>Severe athletic ability envy<

I joined the track team in elementary school, but my cardiologist said no.
User avatar #34 to #33 - facetiousrunner (03/19/2013) [-]
There is probably something you got going for you i'd envy. Like besides running i am the laziest hunk of **** ever.
User avatar #35 to #34 - DrollHumor ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
If there is anything, I can't think of it right now. But I must go to bed now and dream of chemistry, so I can kick my exam's ass tomorrow.
User avatar #36 to #35 - facetiousrunner (03/19/2013) [-]
see chemistry! I avoided a degree because of the dreaded ******* class. go for it bro!
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