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    #111 - certifiedidiot
    Reply+20
    (03/19/2013)[-]
    As male coming close to twenty years of age and haven't even had a actual relationship my entire life, those feelings are yet to exsist.
    As male coming close to twenty years of age and haven't even had a actual relationship my entire life, those feelings are yet to exsist.
    #169 to #111 - datjalapeno
    Reply0
    (03/19/2013)[-]
    can relate.

    20, still a virgin, and a bit of a beta myself.
    User avatar#138 to #111 - theorangefox
    Reply0
    (03/19/2013)[-]
    I'm a inexperienced 20 y/o with relationships or sex myself, but funny enough all my friends with partners always tell me I'm better off. I never used to understand but realising now they've gotten into relationships when they are young. Their money, free time and everything else pretty much goes towards their partner.

    Don't be in a rush mate, you've got your whole life ahead of you to worry about stuff like this before you settle down, so have fun, get a job if you don't have one already, or learn to drive. Because when I see all the money coming in from my part time work, or I've got time to spare with my mates it's ******* worth it because those chances to treat yourself or have fun will never come again in your young lifetime.

    And ignore all those guys who show off about how many girls they can **** in a week. They don't know what diseases they're catching, half of them are probably still virgins trying to look big or they've probably left some girl pregnant without a father. You're a person with sense!
    #184 to #138 - certifiedidiot
    Reply+1
    (03/19/2013)[-]
    Oh hi Orange, you still pimpin' dwarf horsies?

    And honestly, sex is not really a thing that is a focus point for me, more the emotional intimacy that I'd actually find interesting about a relationship.

    I can miss/wonder how the whole relationship thing is, but honestly, I doubt I'll get that area to move anywhere in the nearest future. :P
    User avatar#185 to #184 - theorangefox
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    (03/19/2013)[-]
    Yeah, still doing my thing, not so much in the fictional department but it's all good.

    And of course there's more to a relationship than just sweaty bodies grinding towards climax through lustful penetration. It's all about having someone by your side, and all the little things that come with it. Especially snuggling, hehe.

    But don't feel down, the longer you wait in life the better it'll feel when you finally get something you want. Like that gadget you've always been saving up for. And of course when you do eventually the two of you will be able to savour the moment, literally!
    User avatar#133 to #111 - weenieandthebutt
    Reply+2
    (03/19/2013)[-]
    mate, I'm 24 and I've neither dated nor had sex. I've had a lot of make out sessions though but other than that, I usually can't get anything further than that.
    User avatar#137 to #133 - norboro
    Reply+1
    (03/19/2013)[-]
    See that is how people should be, but no, im 14 and all the girls are whores. ****.
    #141 to #137 - weenieandthebutt
    Reply+5
    (03/19/2013)[-]
    Well at least girls are easy. Pretty sure you'd be complaining even more if those girls played hard to get. Besides *****, you're 14 and I'm talking about women, not underdeveloped teenage girls!
    Well at least girls are easy. Pretty sure you'd be complaining even more if those girls played hard to get. Besides *****, you're 14 and I'm talking about women, not underdeveloped teenage girls!
    User avatar#143 to #141 - norboro
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    (03/19/2013)[-]
    That's true, but also, if you knew me, you'd know i'm different than the teenagers now, more mature in a sense of personality. You don't have to believe me though, I'm just sayin
    User avatar#147 to #143 - weenieandthebutt
    Reply0
    (03/19/2013)[-]
    Doesn't matter whether you're mature or not (in fact, you probably seem a lot more mature than me from back when I was your age) but it's just the fact that you're still surrounded by immature teenage girls. Teenage girls /= women in their 20s. Having said that, I think you should be grateful that you get somewhat acknowledged by those sluts. I was virtually non existent with women back in highschool and besides, all the 'sluts' that everyone keeps talking about, they only seem to go for the popular/alphamale types.
    User avatar#148 to #147 - norboro
    Reply0
    (03/19/2013)[-]
    That's very true, i hate the immaturity of all these girls. They get too angry when someone says "she's weird", they don't understand that drugs will ruin them, they just think as long as they dont get caught it's okay, they think they need attention by dressing like a whore (i'm not complainin bout that part, as long as it's not my gf lol) and the overall stupidity of todays teenagers just boggles my mind, i wish i could just give em all a huge smack to the face
    User avatar#139 to #137 - theorangefox
    Reply0
    (03/19/2013)[-]
    Most young girls tend to be like that.
    User avatar#142 to #139 - norboro
    Reply+1
    (03/19/2013)[-]
    well yeah i'm over exaggerating when i say all, but still, almost all of the good looking ones are either sluts, or they do drugs, its like a triangle(not slut, pretty, doesnt do drugs) and you only pick two, in my case it's pretty and not slut.
    User avatar#145 to #142 - theorangefox
    Reply0
    (03/19/2013)[-]
    You should listen to weenieandthebutt.
    User avatar#146 to #145 - norboro
    Reply-2
    (03/19/2013)[-]
    Talking seriously, I probably know way more about being in a serious relationship than he does, sure i sound stupid saying that im 14, people think teenagers lives are jokes and that there's no way they can experience love and **** like that. And actually at 14 most girls are quite well developed, just not very mature /:
    User avatar#120 to #111 - HeartOfTheDL
    Reply+2
    (03/19/2013)[-]
    22, not a single relationship. Due to my own fault. I went for only one girl and did the whole I don't want to ask because I'm a pussy. Missed all the other opportunities that was served on a silver platter because I wanted that one. I'm by no means amazingly attractive guy, just average, but there were a few hot girls and the hottest girl in my HS that I could have gotten with if I wasn't an idiot.

    Uni I concentrated on working hard and doing my best that I left my social life unattended. My advice don't pussy out and just do it. Ask a random girl you see in public out for a coffee or something. You are still young as I am, it is not too late.
    #118 to #111 - grpeephole
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    (03/19/2013)[-]
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    #116 to #111 - icefried
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    #115 to #111 - Mesmus
    Reply+1
    (03/19/2013)[-]
    hug me bro
    hug me bro
    #114 to #111 - justakewldewd
    Reply+2
    (03/19/2013)[-]
    Sucks. Some times I just look at a girl and it's like "I don't want to ****, I just want you to hold me."
    Sucks. Some times I just look at a girl and it's like "I don't want to ****, I just want you to hold me."
    #174 to #114 - lamarisagoodname
    Reply0
    (03/19/2013)[-]
    I really should get to class
    I really should get to class
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