Why do you females do this..

That might be a bit more philosophical than you meant for it to be.

"Don't date a cunt, date the rest of the woman."

wow...

date a dick?

its been about 3 years and (in my opinion) we're still going strong. We used to go to different colleges and she transfered to mine. She's a bitch at times but she never tells me to not hang out with my friends, she just tells me that she hates it when I say, "I cant right now" even though she knows I really cant or that I have other things to do. I make up for it when I do spend time with her though.

If she gets you FE Marty her
Right then and there

sadly it wasnt out at the time. Its whatever though :P

your a lucky guy :)

It came with zelda and sex bro cmon I cant turn that down.

im not gonna lie, but i agree...

But why does everything have to be proven and explained? Not everyone is good at explaining things that are as abstract as the feelings they're attempting to express. The result is that the moment just kinda gets butchered in the wake of a graceless breakdown of an otherwise well spoken phrase.

You have to try. That's all I can say, I suppose. You just have to try.

As a man I find difficult to express the slightest emotion happy or sad.

As a man with too much estrogen I've spent most of my life concealing emotion, so I can't help you there much, but it helps if you focus on the emotion and mentally tie it to something. Associate your feelings as strongly as you can with your reasons for feeling them, that way when you do feel them it's easier to express why.

Fair enough

mate, I'm 24 and I've neither dated nor had sex. I've had a lot of make out sessions though but other than that, I usually can't get anything further than that.

See that is how people should be, but no, im 14 and all the girls are whores. fuck.

Well at least girls are easy. Pretty sure you'd be complaining even more if those girls played hard to get. Besides nigga, you're 14 and I'm talking about women, not underdeveloped teenage girls!

That's true, but also, if you knew me, you'd know i'm different than the teenagers now, more mature in a sense of personality. You don't have to believe me though, I'm just sayin

Doesn't matter whether you're mature or not (in fact, you probably seem a lot more mature than me from back when I was your age) but it's just the fact that you're still surrounded by immature teenage girls. Teenage girls /= women in their 20s. Having said that, I think you should be grateful that you get somewhat acknowledged by those sluts. I was virtually non existent with women back in highschool and besides, all the 'sluts' that everyone keeps talking about, they only seem to go for the popular/alphamale types.

That's very true, i hate the immaturity of all these girls. They get too angry when someone says "she's weird", they don't understand that drugs will ruin them, they just think as long as they dont get caught it's okay, they think they need attention by dressing like a whore (i'm not complainin bout that part, as long as it's not my gf lol) and the overall stupidity of todays teenagers just boggles my mind, i wish i could just give em all a huge smack to the face

Most young girls tend to be like that.

well yeah i'm over exaggerating when i say all, but still, almost all of the good looking ones are either sluts, or they do drugs, its like a triangle(not slut, pretty, doesnt do drugs) and you only pick two, in my case it's pretty and not slut.

You should listen to weenieandthebutt.

Talking seriously, I probably know way more about being in a serious relationship than he does, sure i sound stupid saying that im 14, people think teenagers lives are jokes and that there's no way they can experience love and shit like that. And actually at 14 most girls are quite well developed, just not very mature /:

22, not a single relationship. Due to my own fault. I went for only one girl and did the whole I don't want to ask because I'm a pussy. Missed all the other opportunities that was served on a silver platter because I wanted that one. I'm by no means amazingly attractive guy, just average, but there were a few hot girls and the hottest girl in my HS that I could have gotten with if I wasn't an idiot.

Uni I concentrated on working hard and doing my best that I left my social life unattended. My advice don't pussy out and just do it. Ask a random girl you see in public out for a coffee or something. You are still young as I am, it is not too late.

Sucks. Some times I just look at a girl and it's like "I don't want to fuck, I just want you to hold me."

I really should get to class

hug me bro

can relate.

20, still a virgin, and a bit of a beta myself.

I'm a inexperienced 20 y/o with relationships or sex myself, but funny enough all my friends with partners always tell me I'm better off. I never used to understand but realising now they've gotten into relationships when they are young. Their money, free time and everything else pretty much goes towards their partner.

Don't be in a rush mate, you've got your whole life ahead of you to worry about stuff like this before you settle down, so have fun, get a job if you don't have one already, or learn to drive. Because when I see all the money coming in from my part time work, or I've got time to spare with my mates it's fucking worth it because those chances to treat yourself or have fun will never come again in your young lifetime.

And ignore all those guys who show off about how many girls they can fuck in a week. They don't know what diseases they're catching, half of them are probably still virgins trying to look big or they've probably left some girl pregnant without a father. You're a person with sense!

Oh hi Orange, you still pimpin' dwarf horsies?

And honestly, sex is not really a thing that is a focus point for me, more the emotional intimacy that I'd actually find interesting about a relationship.

I can miss/wonder how the whole relationship thing is, but honestly, I doubt I'll get that area to move anywhere in the nearest future. :P

Yeah, still doing my thing, not so much in the fictional department but it's all good.

And of course there's more to a relationship than just sweaty bodies grinding towards climax through lustful penetration. It's all about having someone by your side, and all the little things that come with it. Especially snuggling, hehe.

But don't feel down, the longer you wait in life the better it'll feel when you finally get something you want. Like that gadget you've always been saving up for. And of course when you do eventually the two of you will be able to savour the moment, literally!

Can it be?

Finally, after scouring the internet through a sea of angst and anger towards women over seemingly "irrational" behavior, that we finally have come to a logical explanation?

My god, sir, thank you.

I try my best. I've been in the position, and just wanted to explain from my point of view.

but then they complain about it, and that crosses the line. But if your man thinks you're gorgeous and amazing, you better accept those fucking compliments, with some men it's not easy getting that outa their mouths

I don't blame her dude,

Have you seen Sacramento?

He lifts.

Meg is right, Sac is an armpit

Compared to what exactly though?

Sac> most cities in US.

If you were to compare Sac to LA or SF I'd agree though.

Sac is quite frequently referred to as "the armpit of the west"

I've only heard that in reference to my hometown of Stockton.

"Armpit of the Delta".

Where do you live ?

Riverside. Home of all mentally unstable lesbians.

Been there, nice place.... good food.

Specifically Beaumont. Full of richie riches in their ticky tacky houses.. full of ticky tacky.....

I ain't gonna have sex with my dog

well why the fuck not?

your gif had me fuckin rollin!

silly you, dating you hand is not a relationship.

yeah i know my dick can be hard sometimes too

Equality bitch, YOU come outside MY window with a boombox.

If you don't have a girl that does things to make you happy, that aren't sexual favors, then get a new girl.

That's exactly what I did^^

Then why do you seem so unhappy?

Never said I was, just preaching some feminism. Just pointing out it works both ways- Alot of girls (atleast from my experience) seems to have the impression that guys should "work for them" (<--can't describe it better than that).

Meh, ignore their existence. They'll have to learn sooner or later.
Look for the ones who are happy to do something nice because they care about you and genuinely appreciate what you do for them. Anything less isn't worth your time.

the internet's face when an intelligent woman invades the predominantly male corner of the internet and uses book-learnin' words at it

I know. But for the few that will benefit from this knowledge, it will be worth it.

COCAINE!!!

preach it