You bastard. ,,,. Today, I attended the reading carroy grandfather' s will. I didn' t expect be receive anything, since his side [WINE Family had always me far being barn DUI . I did get something: , 500, an the binding that I use a portion bf it he get a . PML 211543 737 I ree, your life sucks (2 SAWS} - you deserved it {I 554} ike "
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You bastard

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Today, I attended the reading carroy grandfather' s will. I didn' t expect be receive anything, since his side [WINE
Family had always me far being barn DUI . I did get something: , 500, an the binding
that I use a portion bf it he get a . PML
211543 737 I ree, your life sucks (2 SAWS} - you deserved it {I 554} ike "
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User avatar #1 - vatra ONLINE (03/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That is $3,500 I do not need, I'd rather live on the streets. That is also a family I don't need and would walk away and never think of them again.
#11 - N. Korean citizen (03/18/2013) [-]
Did he specify when you had to get a vasectomy to receive the money?

you could just what until you're like 40 and be like 'Well I've had enough of kids. Time for the 3000 bucks!'

But yeah, your family sounds like a lot of ass holes.
User avatar #3 - billybong ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
I'd gladly spit on whoever came up with that condition
User avatar #22 - falloutfanatic ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
what kind of sick fuckstick makes that a condition in their will... i would told them all to fuck themselves then desecrate that fuckers grave. thats fucking disgusting and i hope that entire family dies of cancer
#21 - N. Korean citizen (03/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i would react to this by having many, many kids. Out of wedlock
User avatar #39 - xdiabolicx (03/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>you deserved it

How DARE he be born!
User avatar #5 - platapus (03/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
get vasectemy
get it undone
profit
#31 - thereasonableperso (03/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Whats a vesectomy?
User avatar #35 to #33 - animalsgreenberet (03/19/2013) [-]
well, a hysterectomy is a removal of the uterus. usually they would get their tubes tied, but again, way safer and easier.
User avatar #26 - melontwilight (03/19/2013) [-]
But did it specify when?
Just do whatever, then later in life when you don't want kids anymore then there you go, free vasectomy, plus whatever's left over.
User avatar #18 - Willhelm (03/19/2013) [-]
doesn't mention WHEN you need to get one.
User avatar #16 - threeeighteen (03/19/2013) [-]
If they ostracize the person for being born out of wedlock, how can they be considered real family?
User avatar #29 - rebby ONLINE (03/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
get money
put sperm in sperm bank
get vasectomy
no need to worry about getting a girl pregnant until you want kids
so
whats the problem
#34 - blockheadboy (03/19/2013) [-]
it doesnt specify when though |:)
#30 - greenwithenvy (03/19/2013) [-]
this is actually doing the guy a favor, "spend $500 on a vasectomy then use the other 3 grand to party in vegas for a week or two, no regrets, no kids, just freeze a few samples for when you settle down... or adopt"
#28 - N. Korean citizen (03/19/2013) [-]
In the UK, that wouldn't mean shit. It is a purpose trust, as in Re Sanderson's Trust, with an identifiable beneficiary. This will be interpreted as an absolute gift, with "the purpose" being merely the testator's "desire" as to how cash should be spent. I think the US law is similar.
#25 - ungabunga (03/19/2013) [-]
Does that stipulation specify when?
User avatar #23 - kibi (03/19/2013) [-]
Did is specify both balls?
#17 - neroooooooooo (03/19/2013) [-]
epic asshole
#15 - rprol (03/18/2013) [-]
Ultimate troll even in death.
#13 - lollytool (03/18/2013) [-]
I'd do it, friggin' hate kids.
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