I'm probably too late now. Not mine. American excuse to drink St. Patrick' s Day Var“ Irish excuse to drink. that's not true they drink at night too. drinking irish
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#11 - selfdenyingbeggar (03/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that's not true

they drink at night too.
#16 - pulpunderground ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
>needs an excuse to drink
#48 - tomthehippie (03/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'll probably be redthumbed, but Irish joke!

How many beers does it take to get an Irishman drunk?

How many do you have?
User avatar #58 to #48 - mrnoodlez (03/19/2013) [-]
Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.

In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?"

So he told her: "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh," she said, "that is very nice, dear."

The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?"

She replied: "Aye - and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he's only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".
#24 - jjvoodoo (03/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
you guys call wearing green and drinking st.paddys day people in wisconsin call it sunday
#59 - fallnsoul (03/19/2013) [-]
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#23 - cptsweatpants (03/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
here in czech republic we don't need no excuses, beer is cheaper than water around these places
#42 - studbeefpile (03/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#68 - pineapplepeople (03/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That's offensive. They drink at night too.
User avatar #44 - itwontwork (03/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Ok im Irish and i do get butthurt over other people celebrating our only popular holiday, but this is sooooo correctly placed
User avatar #45 to #44 - redeadhunter ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
Why does that make you butthurt, just out of curiosity?
User avatar #5 - gayboard (03/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Anybody know any good brands of vodka?
User avatar #8 to #5 - peggscott (03/18/2013) [-]
All of them
#66 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
This holiday is stupid. Why can't there just be a holiday that is about drinking adding a specific color to wear just makes it completely ******* ignorant, Why wear green on a certain day when you can wear it anytime or any day? and if you're gonna drink which you most likely will, Why make it a holiday?
#72 to #66 - Logicaltightrope (03/19/2013) [-]
Never ask why.  Always ask why not.
Never ask why. Always ask why not.
#55 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (03/19/2013) [-]
To celebrate St. Patricks day, my stepmom got drunk and played WoW!

Everyday is St Patrick's Day for my stepmom
#40 - skysailor (03/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#3 - ifuckedyou (03/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#96 - mrcrowleysr (03/19/2013) [-]
I still don't get why the bartender wanted to punch me when I ordered an Irish car bomb when I went to ireland last december
User avatar #64 - tmbg (03/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
St. Patrick's day is a holy day
#65 to #64 - tkfishandchips (03/19/2013) [-]
We drink till we pray to the porcelain god.
User avatar #57 - MichaelDoritos (03/19/2013) [-]
Irish people don't need an excuse.

They're Irish, that should be enough.
User avatar #52 - tomhefailin (03/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
we typically drink at night actually.
User avatar #32 - oottovann (03/18/2013) [-]
The Irish:

We don't drink because we want to, we drink because we have to.
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