Best Sex Novel Ever. I have no idea where the rest of this book is unfortunately. THE PETALS FALL TWICE felt right. She slowly licked and tickled his peeny, and
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Best Sex Novel Ever

I have no idea where the rest of this book is unfortunately

THE PETALS FALL TWICE
felt right. She slowly licked and tickled his peeny, and, because she was so smart,
combined the words in her head, like an expression explorer of old.
Stickled, she thought. I' m his peeing.
No matter how brilliant her wordplay, the result was the same. Gary' s mew was
now erect. It felt like a quality bar of soap in her hands. Without
warning she gave it a swift headbutt, because men liked that. All men liked that.
Melinda. That' s the good stuff, That' s the stuff that makes me forget about
my problems."
Melissa derived satisfaction from this comment, despite the mangled provincia-
tion of her name. She could feel her horny levels rising to son and her hooha was
getting right slimy with anticipation of participation.
Gary, me need sex now inside pieace." Damn? Melissa thought I wish there was it
been was so my that!
Gary was only too eager to comply. He wretched his peony away hom Melissa' s
grubby paws and thrust inside her boobs with a thunderous orgasm. She was
pregnant, but that could be dealt with in the morning, provided she was still alive.
Outstanding stuff, Melanie," Gary chortled. "I know I could just go to sleep now,
but I would like to continue satisfying you, sans peony.” Gary nudged downward
and his peony was nowhere to be seen,
What in have you mind emcee?
gust sit back and relax, kitty eat."
Melissa did just that, falling back onto the bed and stretching her peerfect T' body,
eager for Gary' s attention. He started working his magic immediately and she felt
an allston familar heat rising from her breast. Gary was crouched over top and
pooping all over her unbelievably average body.
Gary, so stinky."
math just the poop, baby. Let it just work its magic."
math because you' re blind now, Mildred."
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#8 - trolololer (03/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
WHAT.
THE ACTUAL.
**** .

Listening to a Scottish military bagpipe march at the same time made this experience even stranger for me.
#4 - coldactill (03/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Best sex novel? I doubt it..
#7 - charredenay (03/18/2013) [-]
Uh..........................................
Uh..........................................
User avatar #6 - srskate (03/18/2013) [-]
what.
#3 - anonymous (03/18/2013) [-]
This is like the sequel butters tried to write after scrotey mcboogerballs.
#2 - deescalation ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
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