your girlfriends dead.... . tantra' Rat' talt, can . BE FRIENDS, 'roll can gnu. KEEP IT".
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your girlfriends dead...

tantra' Rat' talt,
can . BE FRIENDS, 'roll can gnu. KEEP IT".
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Submitted: 03/17/2013
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#2 - xxbutthurtxx (03/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#3 - Weiner (03/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Why would you want to date somebody that you aren't compatible with as friends?
#19 - helenwheels (03/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If you have a relationship with someone you legitimately care about then you should still be able to be friends with them even if you can't **** them anymore.
User avatar #1 - TIDYKIWI (03/18/2013) [-]
Well obviously if you're going to compare your girlfriend to a dead dog, she's going to dump you. Weird right?
#30 - imnotironman ONLINE (03/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#33 - hurleyy (03/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
only difference is that you cant have sex with your ex-girlfriend.
User avatar #12 - Rileto (03/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Quit being shallow little bitches, just because you are not compatible enough to be the love of her life doesn't mean that you can't enjoy a friendship still, or at least be on friendly terms. I'm still great friends with my ex girlfriends.
#9 - vukvalentine ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
>Friends are no better than dead dogs
Brilliant, people.
Now quit whining and be glad that SOMEONE was willing to have sex with you.
#25 - dafuckisthisshit (03/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
at least you can still **** the dog
YFW reading this
#29 to #25 - aciar (03/18/2013) [-]
You can still 						****					 the girl too. It's just a little harder when they struggle.
You can still **** the girl too. It's just a little harder when they struggle.
#17 - genasi (03/18/2013) [-]
IMHO, staying friends only works if the separation was mutual, or the relationship wasn't that serious to begin with. Anything else will letting him/her go that much harder and will probably do more harm than good. It's better to cut contact for a while and call him/her later when you're no longer hurting. If you were good friends while being together (or even before), he/she will understand that you need that time off.

On another note, my best friend put it pretty bluntly when he was in that situation:

"Friends? I already have friends. Don't bother calling"
#32 - harryblazer (03/18/2013) [-]
both situations didnt stop me from having sex
User avatar #50 - mondominiman (03/18/2013) [-]
Either way both are going to be stuffed and placed in my living room.
#49 - lordbyronxiv (03/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
i miss when my ex and i were friends.
#60 to #58 - lordbyronxiv (03/18/2013) [-]
no but she does.
User avatar #28 - BlahDude (03/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Wow, if this is what the majority of funnyjunk actually believes, then no wonder you guys complain about getting 'friend-zoned' all the time, a guy who thinks like that is definitely not boyfriend material

Learn how to value friendships, you shallow children :P
User avatar #7 - drjekly (03/18/2013) [-]
I was sat watching tv with my dog's head resting on my lap when i thought...

...Why didn't I bury it with the rest of him?
#66 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
i'm single...
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User avatar #56 - parralax (03/18/2013) [-]
I had a girlfriend once, and the sex was awesome.
She left me one day though, and I only felt alone.
Even dead, she still ***** like a stallion.
User avatar #10 - zigap (03/18/2013) [-]
waitwaitwait. Hold on. Creative and funny content...from 9gag?

My brain hurts now.
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