Makes sense to me. Found on the interwebs. I don't care if it's a repost. I think it's funny and wanted to share the funny... pikachu is an electric mouse, not a squirrel Zeus PIKACHU sex
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#14 - ProperInsanityWolf (03/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
pikachu is an electric mouse, not a squirrel
User avatar #13 - teseus (03/18/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Story of the Minotaur incoming.

There was once this awesome badass greek king called Minos. After the death of his father, he and his brothers competed for the throne so this ************ asked Poseidon to favor him. Poseidon being a cool ****** gave him a snow-white bull which was supposed to be sacrificed in order for Poseidon to bestow his favor on him. Only that this bastard Minos was all like: " **** it man, that bull is cool. I'mma sacrifice one of my bulls instead. I'm sure 'ma ***** Poseidon won't mind it!". Well, Poseidon wasn't cool with that so he asked Aphrodite to curse Minos's wife. She made her fall in love with the bull.

Now this is where it gets interesting. This Pasiphae bitch started to crave the bull's love stick. So, she asked this awesome and smart dude, Daedalus, what has to be be done in order for her to have the sweet horizontal samba with the albino bovine. So this Daedalus (I suspect that among other things he created /b/) came with a very basic solution: he built a very beautiful cow out of wood. Minos's wife entered in the cow, she got ****** really well by the bull and a few months later she gave birth to the Minotaur.

Ofc, Minos freaked out and ordered Daedalus to build an awesome labyrinth to house the beast.

TL;DR: Don't be a lazy **** and read. A little bit of culture never hurt anyone.

TL;DR 2: While All this **** happened, Zeus was chilling on Mount Olympus drinking nectar. He ain't ****** no cow (only Hera, the greatest bitch Greek Mythology ever encountered).
#2 - snowshark (03/17/2013) [-]
"Being a god gets boring sometimes... we experiment."
#21 - scarsofinfinity (03/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Who else can go "you know what i'm gonna **** a cow" and get away with it?
User avatar #30 to #21 - kakkakrabbypatty (03/18/2013) [-]
West Virginians
#32 - ingabenwetrust (03/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#25 - selfdenyingbeggar (03/18/2013) [-]
Actually, he is the one who changed form to become the animal and then ****** human females
#42 - macross (03/18/2013) [-]
He is just an average clopper.
#44 - ataeru (03/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
More like this.
#50 - toxictangerine (03/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
zfw
zfw
#27 - nicolbolas (03/18/2013) [-]
All I know is Zeus is one 			******		 up/horny mofo   
<-Zeus's face when he's ready
All I know is Zeus is one ****** up/horny mofo
<-Zeus's face when he's ready
#60 - mattymc (03/18/2013) [-]
Greek gods: like ultra horny teenagers, but with super powers
#48 - capnwetnipples (03/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 - lexausaurusrex (03/17/2013) [-]
do they move ? nevermind i'll **** a ******** of them ...

these are male rats zeus .....

yay quoting the best comic ever :D
User avatar #1 - lexausaurusrex (03/17/2013) [-]
zeus sure loves to **** everything
#72 - mindset (03/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Goddammit Zeus!!

>pic relevant
#51 - mikeclay (03/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Centaurs were actually decendants of Kronos.
User avatar #59 to #51 - imsodrunk (03/18/2013) [-]
exactly thank you and for those people who dont know kronos was the leaderof the titans and the father to Zeus Hades and Poseidon
User avatar #39 - harbingerwolf (03/18/2013) [-]
So pokemon did come from space, the space between Zeus's legs...
User avatar #24 - gibroner (03/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
actually the minotaur came about when Zeus made the Minoan queen want to get ****** by a bull
#19 - revelrii (03/18/2013) [-]
How come the centaur and the minotaur don't have electric powers?
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