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The Tale of Winston Sexton

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#17 - stallwallwriter (03/18/2013) [+] (22 replies)
Let's look at this another way:
Winston Sexton, one Sim among many, realized that his world was ruled by something more than a mayor, than a man. A deity.
Others came to the same realization only to go unnoticed. Some prostrated themselves before their Lord and lived according to the player's laws in hopes he would have mercy on their Green Diamonds. Others despaired, becoming addicts and vagrant madmen, crushed by the knowledge of their puppet lives.
But not Winston, no.
He wanted to show the power governing their lives how feeble it truly was. He saw the face of God, looked down into it and spat. With flames, Winston claimed his city from the player, burning it in sacrifice to his own heresy.
Winston Sexton was just a character in a game. Nothing like real life, of course, we're not the matrix because... well, this is real. It is. Although you do have to wonder: if you knew what he knew,
would you burn it all down too?
#8 - theamazinator (03/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#1 - gadgetzan ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
I ******* lost it at "ghost fire ****** demon"
#37 - bigsaltyballs (03/18/2013) [-]
winston's fw
#69 - zhao (03/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
and that is the history of Detroit.
and that is the history of Detroit.
#14 - neverposting (03/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was expecting it to end with something along the lines of:
>Protest at town hall
>People blame me for fires
>we didn't start the fire, it was always been burning since the world's been turning
#2 - waffies (03/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
does this HAPPEN?! i mean is the game this serious??
#10 - spyrothehedgehog (03/18/2013) [-]
Oh god, this whole thing
Oh god, this whole thing
#97 - winstonsexton ONLINE (03/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#24 - leetlewetbeaner (03/18/2013) [-]
Burn it all.
Burn it all.
#107 - crazyolitis (03/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#5 - irobin (03/17/2013) [-]
I THINK IM GONNA DIE.... MY SIDES ARE IN DIFFERENT DIMENSION
#114 - turtleback (03/18/2013) [-]
He called it Washtub City and fire was it's downfall.
#21 - anonymous (03/18/2013) [-]
WINSTON SEXTON CHALLENGED GOD AND WON!
User avatar #84 - uzzwick (03/18/2013) [-]
winston is fire, winston is pain
#83 - jokervsbatsy (03/18/2013) [-]
You just have to imagine the fire...
You just have to imagine the fire...
#98 - boxdweller ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
Replace "Mewtwo" with "Winston Sexton."
Replace "Mewtwo" with "Winston Sexton."
#66 - murumuru (03/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**murumuru rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Bionic Prosthetic Hand Ties Shoelaces ** winston'sFW he runs out of welfare
#3 - shinylux (03/17/2013) [-]
My 						*******					 sides.
My ******* sides.
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