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**vexaton rolls 0** Number of half-life games that will be out by then.

what if they make it really shitty just because there were so many people asking for it and valve felt like being a troll

Half Life 3: The Phantom Menace

do you mean...Halflife: forever?

even if they don't make a third, half-life will always have a place in my heart.

**parralax rolled a random comment #14581 posted by spojalec at Anime board social ** :
"Rumor"

Oh fuck, good one man

Even then, I would still have doubt

Telekinesis is the ability to move things with your mind. As in kinetics.
I realize this fact will almost never be useful to you, but there it is.

i only know that because of destroy all humans

Cyborgs don't count, even if it is 2038.

unlike the homestuck fandom who goes full apeshit crazy after a week without updates

We go apeshit crazy out of anticipation, because we know that every hiatus is followed by a massive and usually awesome update

i actually recently got into sherlock and they start shooting season 3 this month
or so ive heard

Oh, I was talking about Homestuck. Seriousl,y Andrew Hussie is a MACHINE. Dude puts out an average of 4 pages a DAY.

hhahahha oops
i went a little retarded there sorry
but gosh homestuck is so good
sucks its ending this year

Good news however, Hussie will be working on the game and eventually a NEW epic web series.

i dont want homestuck to end but i want that game

yeah
i heard homestuck was basically a warm up comic
i cant wait for the next one

fandoms face when homestuck ends
before the floods of tears happen

mfw homestucks close to ending

imagine the riot possibilities
half the fandom is stupid though. someone threw a metal bucket at a non fan and they had to be hospitalized
but the good half is so good its like wow glorious

I SERIOUSLY CANNOT FUCKING STAND THAT HALF OF THE FANDOM!

the bad half: ewwww buckets lol! gamzees adorable!! he did nothing wrong!!!!! eridans forever alone lol! the intermissions boring i just skipped it! what? there's no one in the comic named serenity! i hate vriska shes a bitch!

the good half: WHY WONT THE CLOWN DIE! eridan has had the most relationships out of everyone. with the current updates the intermission has been foreshadowing a fuckton! calliope disguised herself as serenity!! vriska did what she had to to stay alive on alternia and was manipulated into killing aradia by doc scratch

All right, you guys got me. I'm gonna go check out Homestuck now. Hope it's as good as you make it seem.

warning
its basically a novel with moving pictures it going to take a while to get through (it has a higher word count than all the harry potter book combined)
it starts out in black and white and slowly gains color
also its a comedy so dont expect anything cool and serious for a while
there is a HUGE amount of foreshadowing and hinting so NEVER skip a pester-log no matter how long or boring
and a lot of characters are introduced without an explanation so keep track of them itll make scene eventually

and with that i wish you luck, may you not see any spoilers

So far, I'm really enjoying it. Just got past Act 1 and got to the part where I can start moving around and clicking on stuff before saving. More on this tomorrow.

If you got through Act 1, then the worst is pretty much over. Everything begins to pick up after that.

sometimes a large amount of stuff is explained at once so if you ever need any help simplifying things just ask.

its so much fun watching the birth of a fan.

Can you tell me just how evil the clown is? The Harlequin that got put into the sprite? It just seems like he is gonna tear shit up, and that comes from all the harlequins in the house and how much they are despised. Plus the fact that he got all tore up from the glass and looks pretty gnarly.

not that one, all the sprites are basically the games version of Navi, just a helper.
but whatever is put into the sprite before they enter the medium becomes part of the games boss, but it'll explain that later
the clown i was talking about is someone else, but i dont want to spoil it
but if you really want to know how evil he is, apart from a few murders hes also sleeping with his best friends girl

vriska is my favorite troll
she did some bad shit but she had to to feed her lusus
she feels bad and i think shes great
but most people only see the bad side and i just
ugh how can you ignore such great art and cosplays and stuff. just because some of the fans are shitty

i hate how they always portray gamzee and vriska like the people they where before the game, and not how they are now.
vriska is a fantastic character and i think she has some of the best character development iv ever seen. and unlike gamzee shes at least genuinely sorry for the things she did.
and dont even get me started on the people who say "nyeh"

nyeh is almost as bad as fuckass
like wow karkat said it once
jade has said it more than him yet shes "pretty princess who would NEVER SWEAR NO WAY"
also "god" and "jegus"
the only time they were said was as a joke and theyre said god and jesus tons of times (especially in comparison)

or how johns always portrayed as some cute little shota kid
he can be a real dick sometimes

more like
hes an asshole
but hes a nice asshole usually

yes! hes a friendly asshole why cant people see that?!


i think im getting gif happy

its ok
i dont have many homestuck gifs
i dont even have many homestuck drawings saved anymore

there just never seems like a good time to use some of them

Know they've confirmed season four for Sherlock? Might be another three years, but its confirmed.

really?

Yeah, I'm not sure when its going to air. (hopefully not three years after the third season) But its confirmed.

I can't wait for the third season! :D

You can thank EA for the delay (shocking I know). They ran pandemic into the ground. That's why we'll never see Mercenaries 3 either...

That's a bit too fa-fetched, brother :P

I sure would like to hear what ultra porn is.
Are the women better looking or is there plot to the story that you can't use in regular porn?
There has to be something that makes them different.

its in such high definition you can actually see the shame on the parents faces

No one under the age of 65 can truly comprehend its gloriousness

I just want to know what makes it different.

Wait until you're over 65.

Fuck that, we'll still be waiting for the third one!

Half Life 3 is confirmed but as a movie

kotaku.com/5982227/half+life-portal-movies-are-in-early-development-stage-jj-abrams-says

Finally, a guy who can appreciate ALL 6 generations.

I liked it when it was 2 :(

don't miss out on gen 3

Does that mean after 35 you'll spend the rest of your life half dead?

why not half-life?

That's how granny takes care of her boys

I don't understand it but it's getting fukken saved

She was signing

I am going to have the hardest time getting anything done tomorrow knowing that they are filming. Plus we know for certain that there will be a season 4 as well.

I know, I'm so lucky I have nothing to do all day, so I'll just be sitting rolling about a bit and such. I'll pretty much did a full blown dance routine when they announced they'd be a season 4.

Well I have to go class tomorrow. Good thing Spring break is coming up. It will give me the chance to get used to the idea that they're filming. I should be on twitter more. I'm sure there will be updates. If not, Tumblr is sure to know a lot about what's going on.

If they film near me, I'm going to scream internally. Tumblr knows about everything and also if you go to the official Sherlock facebook page, they update with everything, it's easy to keep up with.

Very cool. I will have to look into that. I'm pretty sure I liked them on facebook. And I'm following a lot of in-the-know people on Tumblr. I should get most updates.
Too bad I live in the US. Very doubtful they'll come anywhere near me.

I do the same, between tumblr, twitter and facebook, I have all of my bases covered. No information shall evade me. Mwahaha.
I doubt they will film anywhere near me though, I'm not that lucky.

I'm probably going to spend even more time searching for stuff online now that they're going to be filming. Where do you live, btw

I live in Dover and don't worry, I do the same. I'm obsessed with Sherlock bbc. I have a folder of about 700-900 gifs, I can't remember which.
I also roleplay/cosplay Sherlock a lot.

hehehe. Sorry. That's what happens when you meet interesting people on the internet

Very cool. I would love to do some cosplay someday. It would be epic. Also, I am very jealous of you. I know that England is probably not as cool for someone that was born and raised there, but I would love to live there. Maybe someday.

It's horribly rainy, we have chavs and such but it does have its redeeming qualities, however few and far between.
<-- This is my Sherlock cosplay (with my hedgehog John), I need a better wig but it does its job at the moment.

That's awesome! And I really want your hedgehog. I want a real one someday. I shall name it Martin. I'm sure a lot of people have done that though. Oh well. Anyway, we should stop spamming this persons post

I just saw the first 6 episodes on netflix last month. I was so sad when it ended. I had no idea there was more!!!?!? I want to cry tears of joy right now.

Am I going to have to kick down this door with my 3rd leg?

can't deal with the suddenly disappearing tobacco container

Please, when your sixty yolo/swag will be the new "funky" and "radical" something only old people will say.

Shutup Meg