Meanwhile in NSFW

Fucking Texas, man...

I'm from Texas and I confirm this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOPBoC3v8Z8

That's how they get round the abortion laws.

**dyejordan rolled a random image posted in comment #71612 at Social Board ** i am also from texas and i confirm this too.

What, common, admit it. If you were a chick with a guys mentality, you would turn that little hole in to a business center. Heck, I would even rent mine out. Just think of the possibilities!

Dude, that has a name, it's called prostitution.Your dream is to be a prozzie.

and sorry didnt see you already made this joke, damn you're up early or really late..... nucker futter

No probs man, great minds think alike. It's 12 o'clock here so I guess it's pretty late.

holy fuck I tried figuring where it'd be 12 right now i may be retarded but are you in the Atlantic ocean? or am I in a different dimension? different dimension, eh? time to go fuck that cunt of a kindergarten teacher, rules dont apply in my dimension

Yes, I'm currently sitting on the bottom of the ocean.
Actually, I'm in Australia

last one unless you wittingly make me reply, worldtimezone is totally against Aussies because it kinda cuts you off the map. Or it's the internet? Wait they can control our minds.... they're asian? Nope, they read not control... this guy controls them.

I think it's the Australian internet. The speeds we get you'd think the rest of the world doesn't know we exist.

I ain't gunna lie.
Vicviper has a point here. Maybe he'll insert it into his vagina.

"rent it out".... i think thats called prostitution but i may need a doctor to concur with...

I'm considering *defensive* a lawyer and he has concurred with me so I think you're a prostitute in a man's body, probably french, fuck the french and for that matter fuck lefties.

Im French and a lefty so fuck you too

You are the epitome of swash, you are the bane of my existence, and you are a sexy motherfucker.

*poof* Summoned to the same thread

4times*

So many notifications from this thread

I was just pointing out that you kept saying "ain't gonna lie" and it made me chuckle.

My face was frozen in the same disgusted position the whole time I was on that site, and I swear I could also faintly smell fish

that means you're gay.jpg

but that's A-okay.

i was just looking at those pics and suddenly my nose started bleeding. i thought this could just happen in animes.

stuffinmydick.tumblr.com/

because a vagina just wasn't enough

I am done with internet

After watching this i had to watch stuffinmyvagina again.

I don't understand why I clicked it, but that is pretty damn nestea

Do I really want to click this?

hit archive to get a good look at all her stuff with less scrolling

to be honest, what would i want in NSFW if i could just whack off to real porn?

I think it's true, seeing as there's no gay porn to please OP

me too

it was that x-ray post right?
i mean i see no reason to be ashamed in remembering it, the comment was actually pretty relevant to the topic.

yes, it was the xray post.

you know how much of a thumb whore i am
or maybe not, now you do.
actually my 2nd content so don't expect much.

its ok man...its ok..

maybe i should've censored your name?

Depends on how they're masturbating. Usually most girls I know focus on clitoral stimulation as orgasming from penetration is not garanteed, if they can orgasm from penetration at all. If using fingers then only when your hand tires (it's an awkward angle as well). If using toys only when the batteries run out. We have multiple orgasms as well so can continue on until only our brains are tired.

amazing, by multiple orgasm do you mean anal and vaginal, because dudes can have anal orgasms also

No I mean orgasm from the same place multiple times, unlike male orgasm when he needs a much longer recovery period inbetween. Although there is a difference between a clitoral and vaginal orgasm, anal orgasm is very rare for women to acheive because they don't have a prostate.

Yeah, fun fact, "anal" orgasms are actually still vaginal, just that there is a spot in the vagina (I forget what it is called, similar to the g-spot) that is easier to stimulate anally than vaginally.

but guys can have anal orgasms

I was talking about girls.

but if anal orgasms are actually from the vagina and ass holes can't get orgasms why do guys get anal orgasms?

...

dumbass, men get anal orgasms from the prostate

women don't have prostates.

HERP DA DERP!

well it's not like I research prostate orgasms

Obviously.

that's sick mate