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#1 - getoffit (03/16/2013) [+] (22 replies)

This post is really nice

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#2 to #1 - getoffit (03/16/2013) [-]

Text me

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#4 to #2 - gisuar (03/16/2013) [-]

why won't you text me?

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#5 to #4 - getoffit (03/16/2013) [-]

Fuck you, you piece of shit dirtbag. I hope you fucking fall in a hole and get raped by gigantic flying bears with swords for penises, you miserable piece of horeshit

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#6 to #5 - neednsfw (03/17/2013) [-]

textme

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#7 to #6 - getoffit (03/17/2013) [-]

You piss-filled ho-bag, no one seems to get the message. I fucking hate every one of you. I will never fucking text you, even if Zeus himself came down and raped you with his lightning endowed fist of fury, you miserable little horsecock. But nooo! You still continue to harass me with your "text me"s. I'm fucking tired of it. How about I fuck your shit up, and feed it to the homeless, you little-dicked piece of godzilla smegma.

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#11 to #7 - gutt (03/17/2013) [-]

Please respond

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#12 to #11 - getoffit (03/17/2013) [-]

You know what, you small-dicked piece of whale-sperm? I hope you fucking die in a fire you enormous megalodon of crap. I hope that you are raped by Zeus and then dragged down to Hell where Satan will rape you with a barbed dick, tearing your asshole to ribbons. Then, I hope he shoves you up his ass for safe-keeping, only to pull you out when he's ready to use you as his personal sex object, you piece of nigger smegma.

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#17 to #12 - Deanoss (03/17/2013) [-]

text me babe

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#14 to #12 - internetrage (03/17/2013) [-]

..text me

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#16 to #14 - getoffit (03/17/2013) [-]

Alright, you piece of god-forsaken shit smeared spic smegma. I'm sick and tired of this. I hope you die. Not only die, but die and go to hell. Then be dragged butt ass naked through the seven rings of hell while being stabbed in the butt by cocks made of stone and barbed wire that have been dipped in lemon juice. I swear, if I see "text me" ONE MORE FFUCKING TIME I WILL EAT YOU RLIMBS! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS!
and I'm done here. You guys have been amazing.

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#33 to #16 - N. Korean citizen (03/17/2013) [-]

I feel like you're gonna run out.

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#23 to #16 - ohcrapitsjersey (03/17/2013) [-]

Text me.

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#42 to #23 - getoffit (03/17/2013) [-]

ALRIGHT YOU FUCKFACES. THE FIRST THING I SEE WHEN I WAKE UP IS YOU WANTING ME TO TEXT YOU. I 'JUST WANNA SAY THAT YOU GUYS ARE ENORMOUS PIECES OF HORSECOCK. YOU FUCKING gayLORDS. YOU GUYS JUST NEED TO GO AWAY. I HOPE YOU ALL FUCKING DIE IN A FIRE. I HOPE ALL OF YOUR LIMBS ARE SLOWLY CUT OFF WITH DULL RUSTY BUTTER KNIVES YOU SHIT SMEARED MONGOLOIDS. YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECES OF FUCKING NIGGER SMEGMA

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