Sad Stug

love that game

its always rape

My Stuggie is a motherfucking Tank Destroyer, not an assault gun.

It will rip your tank's metal ass to shreds and you'll never know what hit it. Because that's what the 2nd most produced tank in The Third Reich did.
Respect the Angels of Death lurking in the bushes, my friend. Or they will claim your ammo rack...

Fuck you, StuG is best tank.

StuG StuG motherfucker

Meh. Panther > Stug.

I hope you're aware that the gif features a Hetzer...

you're*

what anime is that?

Girls und panzer

thanks :D

pokemon

I came, I saw, I blew shit up.

Thank god that doesn't happen in the game, right?
Right?

Is this from a trailer? If so... source?

Left 4 Dead

Sorry, I need to be more specific. Is this the trailer for the original L4D? Or is it one for L4D2 or is it even a fan made thing? I just haven't seen it before.

is this from "girls und panzer"?

nope, its from pokemon

Yep.

gives me a nice feeling seeing that people use something i edited

The more you know!

How does one go about giving text an outline?

I could read it fine

Classics you say

Oh god, the German equivilant of the Mark IV...

Yes, except the A7v was decent. It was good at supporting troops, even if the driver could only see things 20 meters in front of the tank thanks to the glorious design. Only 17 were built I think. I know one managed to flip upside down somehow.

not "somehow", it had too high center of gravity...it was pretty common for that thing

The center of gravity wasn't that high up, maybe even pretty low when you look at the engine placement and size, but the kind of stupidity needed to roll something like this is incredible.

Thus the Stug was made... (After various test and fail models ofc...) and after that? PANZER IV TANKS MUTHA FUCKA!

And after THE VERFICKTEN PANZER IV came....wait for it...... THE VERFICKTEN PANZERKAMPFWAGON VI TIGER AUSF.E

For those who don't know, this is: The Verfickten Panzerkampfwagon VI Tiger AUSF.E

No, that comes 31,000 years later.

But... But... But... It's so damn beautiful... ;-;
Plus I want it to pull me up to smthn so I can hit it wif mah sword

I'm sure you can be frozen with your power sword until Leman Russes are created, but until you are frozen you will have to wait.

Well then I'd like to see a pic of your Verifickten Panzerkampfwagon VI Tiger AUSF.E
>:l

The commander may or may not have a sword.

Here is a better picture of a restored one.

and then out of nowhere... Russia invades!

And they are plagued by lack of food, crappy construction and lack of ammo. Winning through sheer numbers and the Russian winter.

Leik a true boss

Favorite Tank?

That thing was a deathtrap, it was useless, All it did was advance troops, and even then, It killed more troops than it saved, It's Exhaust would fill the engine compartment and literally suffocate everyone inside of it, it went a total of MAYBE 2-3 MPH, and if a gun or an explosive hit anywhere near the fuel tank, even skimmed it, The thing would explode.

That thing was a piece of fucking garbage, the only good thing it did was spawn every other tank in the world.

Because there is no tank more shitty than that awful little piece of trash

Wouldn't that make it an APC instead of a tank?

It was considered a Tank because it technically didn't hold Personnel, just the crew, all it was for was for transporting supplies across uneasy territory, or to help advance ground forces.