True story. Some OC for you. My friend showed me this conversation she was having with a guy.. News Feed _ active new I. _ I was going down on a girl and Tribute came on as the next l song I t: I started flicking my tongue to l the beat l in l When she noticed, she started I l laughing her ass off l i: : made me laugh, but since . I was in vagina I ended
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True story

Some OC for you. My friend showed me this conversation she was having with a guy.

News Feed _
active new
I. _ I was going down on a girl and
Tribute came on as the next l
song I
t: I started flicking my tongue to
l the beat l
in l When she noticed, she started I
l laughing her ass off l
i: : made me laugh, but since .
I was in vagina I
ended up blowing raspberries all
over her crotch
And she fell off the bed I
c., Which made her laugh even
harder l
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#20 - N. Korean citizen (03/16/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I HAVE AN IDEA WHY DON U OPEN UR MOUF RELY WIDE AND PUT IT ROUND HER VAGINE AND SUK AND BLOW RELY HARD LIKE A HORSE KISS BRBRBRBRBRBRBR THING AND THEN BLOW SO HARD IN2 HER PUSY THE WOMB STARTS INFLATING LIKE A BALONE AND THEN AIR BABY

GO ROUND UR FRENDS TELIN EM UR PREGGERS LOL
#3 - anahbell (03/16/2013) [-]
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#17 - demonbunny (03/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I was at the house of the Girl I seeing the other night. We'd been hanging out, eating pizza and watching a film. During said film, things started getting a bit naughty and I started to go down on her. Upon doing so, the most hilariously inappropriate scene to lick a girl out to in the history of film came on.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmHUpUistbg

Do you have any idea?
#7 - johnylingo (03/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i don't give a shit but how were you texting from Mooooooo?
#45 - workablenathan (03/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#77 - tehlulzbringer (03/17/2013) [-]
>me, two years ago on my birthday   
>About to have sex with this girl   
>been waiting for this all week   
>candles lit, music on, and everything   
>song i like comes up and the same thing accidentally happens   
>except she doesn't fall off the bed   
>mfw about 30 seconds later, it hits me like a brick   
>so scared, I couldn't even move   
>not sure what to do so I just sit there like a retard   
>she gets up and throws her clothes back on   
>she turns to me, thanks me for digging her out of that grave, and walks away   
>so i grab my shovel and move on to the next grave
>me, two years ago on my birthday
>About to have sex with this girl
>been waiting for this all week
>candles lit, music on, and everything
>song i like comes up and the same thing accidentally happens
>except she doesn't fall off the bed
>mfw about 30 seconds later, it hits me like a brick
>so scared, I couldn't even move
>not sure what to do so I just sit there like a retard
>she gets up and throws her clothes back on
>she turns to me, thanks me for digging her out of that grave, and walks away
>so i grab my shovel and move on to the next grave
#10 - sillymoose (03/16/2013) [-]
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#65 - avatarsarefornoobs (03/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
its funny because... its about sex?   
sounds like fj
its funny because... its about sex?
sounds like fj
#53 - emergence ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
"When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow and the grass doth grow."
"When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow and the grass doth grow."
#13 - Thevaultboy (03/16/2013) [-]
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#94 - nortledrones (03/17/2013) [-]
HUEHUEHUE SEX FUNNY!
#31 - smashingprodigy (03/16/2013) [-]
Dinner AND a show!
#11 - makotoitou ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
#83 - arrogant (03/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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#129 - commondorozor **User deleted account** (03/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The power of the D
The power of the D
#76 - obeythebiscuits (03/17/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
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