Every Tyme . . .. .. "It was just a joke bitch, Damn!" never had the balls to say it.. cry everi tym
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Submitted: 03/16/2013
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#1 - probablynaked (03/16/2013) [+] (16 replies)
"It was just a joke bitch, Damn!"   
   
never had the balls to say it..   
   
cry everi tym
"It was just a joke bitch, Damn!"

never had the balls to say it..

cry everi tym
#39 - mikimoose (03/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Is it bad that my parents get my jokes?   
   
Like, they legit laugh like hyenas whenever I crack a joke that I got from here.
Is it bad that my parents get my jokes?

Like, they legit laugh like hyenas whenever I crack a joke that I got from here.
#41 to #39 - comanderspy (03/17/2013) [-]
my mom does, but only to incredibly filthy dick jokes... wut?

but my dad always lectures me that it is bad to make fun of minorities and jews... its not my faut their suffering is so funny!
#72 - JMF (03/17/2013) [-]
> Be me a few days ago
> Live in apartment complex
> Come home to see large Barred Owl chilling outside my apartment on a rock
> Slowly walk closer and closer to it
> Sit down next to it
> Sit with it for like an hour
> Reaches out to owl
> Owl lets me pet it
> WILD OWL LET ME PET ITS HEAD
> Call dad and tell him that I am having a spiritual experience with a magnificent bird
> Dad lectures me about wild animals
> Dad taught me all this since childhood, grew up on 10 acres of woods
> Dad pls
> Get tired, hang up, pet owl again
> Felt good man
User avatar #18 - lmOldGreg (03/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Dat time when you get old enough and your sense of humour developes enough that you can make your parents legit laugh.
#34 - critique (03/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Things not to mention to parents: politics, religion, and sex.   
Even when you graduate and move out of the house, these things are still to be avoided like the plague.
Things not to mention to parents: politics, religion, and sex.
Even when you graduate and move out of the house, these things are still to be avoided like the plague.
#60 - bdawg (03/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Do the rage faces REALLY make it any better?
Do the rage faces REALLY make it any better?
#76 to #60 - mvtjets (03/17/2013) [-]
Do the rage faces REALLY make it any worse?
Do the rage faces REALLY make it any worse?
User avatar #9 - pkmntrainerruby (03/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
i once accidentially showed my mom some really really antisemitic shit. we live in germany and my grandpa is a nazi. guess what happened.
User avatar #25 - coolcman ONLINE (03/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i hate how when i would try to share how a kid pissed me off in school or something with my mom, she would try to make me feel bad for him or see it from their side. nigga i told you this to agree with me. now i just keep all my stuff to myself
#6 - devout feminist (03/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>TFW I play COD with my mom

>Inb4 durr hurr COD sucks
User avatar #84 to #6 - thetoastofalltoast (03/17/2013) [-]
Shut up Meg.
User avatar #23 - nerdicorn (03/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I guess I'm the only guy on this site with cool parents?
#5 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (03/16/2013) [-]
#66 - thebesttrumpeteer (03/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
maybe you shouldn't be such a shit head the rest of the time. be good = parents laugh at funny jokes/stories
User avatar #67 to #66 - chexmex (03/17/2013) [-]
What you said there = God damn lie.
User avatar #58 - hystericalparoxysm (03/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I tell the most fucked up jokes and my mom laughs at them, she's like my best friend.
#28 - tehbestever (03/16/2013) [-]
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A while ago, my dad found out about some shit website I made for kicks, which had "Terrible humor"

So he messaged me saying to either take the website down, or change the "Fiesty langage."

I just replied "nono, is fine. no speaky english." and then he just left me alone.

I still don't know.
#20 - devout feminist (03/16/2013) [-]
I actually showed my parents this post...
They didn't even smile, they just stared at me.
User avatar #17 - JediismUser (03/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dude, EVERY TIME I talk about doing something on computers this shit happens. She is hell bent to think every person is out to get my ass and money, and that Youtube is a site just teeming with viruses. I try to explain to her but she just doesn't get it.
#83 - devout feminist (03/17/2013) [-]
Shut up Meg!
User avatar #36 - Screenshotman (03/17/2013) [-]
My dad and I show each other internet pics and that sort of shit all the time.

My mom however, flips her shit at everything.
User avatar #82 - wired (03/17/2013) [-]
Showed my parents a comic about some guy getting fired for a spoonerism saying "I meant capable runt" They chuckled a bit and that was it. My parents are great
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