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#36 - whateveridontneed (03/16/2013) [-]
The guy is real but the story is complete ******** .

"Ahkmed pressing the ******* button!"
"No, I must wait for him to discover our trap, and for him to realize that his hubris is the cause of his demise."


Can you imagine?
User avatar #44 to #36 - deescalation ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
It's called a remote detonation. Maybe you should look things up before calling ******** on them
#47 to #44 - whateveridontneed (03/16/2013) [-]
Because they would wait until he looked down right? ******* retard.

User avatar #91 to #47 - defender (03/16/2013) [-]
Hey have you ever been through pre-deployment counter IED classes if not shut the **** up and don't talk about things you never experienced.
User avatar #106 to #91 - deescalation ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
I haven't deployed yet, so the only courses I've been through are the ones in basic and the CBTs (for Air Force) and whateveridontneed is a ucking dumbass
#108 to #106 - whateveridontneed (03/16/2013) [-]
I wish you well, be sure to tell the insurgents that you took the class so they will act differently.
User avatar #107 to #106 - defender (03/16/2013) [-]
What career field did you choose
User avatar #109 to #107 - deescalation ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
I "chose" computer programming, and I had it until my 7th week of basic when the contract got pulled, so now I'm a crew chief on F-15Es. How about you?
User avatar #114 to #109 - defender (03/16/2013) [-]
Security Forces mountain home AFB
User avatar #116 to #114 - deescalation ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
Ah, Seymour Johnson here. my dad was a LTC at Fort Bragg (about an hour and a half from SJAFB) and all I wanted was to go to Japan, so of course they sent me back home
#95 to #91 - whateveridontneed (03/16/2013) [-]
Ya keep living your fairytales. The guy is real, the story if ******** , believe what you want, no point in arguing with retards.
User avatar #98 to #95 - defender (03/16/2013) [-]
You choose not to argue because you realized you are the idiot for commenting about something you have never done that and because your comment made you look like a complete idiot.
#105 to #98 - whateveridontneed (03/16/2013) [-]
Because terrorists care about what classes you take. Dumbass.

You are the same type of people that believes anything you read. You send chainmails too moron? Or do you like facebook posts so you can save someone's life?

Read it yourself little bitch: the story is fabricated.



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User avatar #119 to #105 - deescalation ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
"Read it yourself little bitch: the story is fabricated. "
*posts a link saying it's true*

What the **** is wrong with you man? This man is a hero and a ******* badass and you're trashing his story.
#125 to #119 - whateveridontneed (03/17/2013) [-]
ZZZZZZZZZZ are you blind? Read the REAL description below, the STORY, ie about him looking down and **** IS MADE UP.
User avatar #126 to #125 - deescalation ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
The green text goes into detail about what happened. the white text below that doesn't mention any details, but also doesn't contradict the green story at all. Just trust Defender and myself, we've both been through enough training to tell you that terrorists do this.
User avatar #115 to #105 - deescalation ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
"Because terrorists care about what classes you take. Dumbass. "

the classes we take are based on what the terrorists do you ******* idiot.
User avatar #113 to #105 - defender (03/16/2013) [-]
Then produce proof that the story is fake so far all the places that I checked confirm the story even the site you gave me so instead of being a child and swearing constantly talk in an adult manner.
User avatar #51 to #47 - leanonwut (03/16/2013) [-]
A lot of the traps they set are poorly put together. More often than not, there is a delay from when they activate any type of detonation and the actual explosion.
#50 to #47 - mr skeltal (03/16/2013) [-]
they were hiding
they look up see EOD standing over bomb
notice hes cut wire
frantically begin typing phone number to set off backup system
bomb goes off

a lot can happen in short amount of time and YOU need to remember that these terrorists are ideological extremists so them wanting him to believe his hubris is his downfall isnt too far-fetched. you also need to remember that they are barely educated and only know how to make explosives largely through trial and error so most of their bombs are hardly worth a crap and dont work the first time they try to set them off. also they probably wanted to wait and see if they could get more victims before the EOD noticed the secondary explosive (WHICH HE ******* DID) so they detonated the bomb with just him in range.
#43 to #36 - mr skeltal (03/16/2013) [-]
the wait for EODs to get close so they're sure that they can kill them because incidently a bunch of people who probably only have an elementary school equivalent education aren't the best at designing military grade explosives that work reliably which is why they use 2 triggers so they dont **** up the first go around.
#48 to #43 - whateveridontneed (03/16/2013) [-]
Coincidentally they must wait for him to look down before detonating?
#53 to #48 - mr skeltal (03/16/2013) [-]
because he cut the wire which was the primary ignition source and less than a second later they start to type the phonenumber that detonates the secondary ignition.
there is a strong possibility that there was no wait time and that the wait time could have just been a signal delay from the remote detonator. these are not ludicrous possibilities considering that al-queda operatives have hardly any experience or resources to make reliable and effective bombs and they're ideological extremists so your first scenario ironically fits their MO perfectly.
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