Can you beat me?

Well it's better punishment than beating his child. You put a carrot on a stick in front of him and watch him suffer eternally.

i love his show and he has gotten me into buying a nes and or snes but their so fucking hard to find for a good fucking price.

get an emulator instead and save 60 dollars.

Dude it's like 10 bucks on eBay

Like... Buying 10 yard fight?

>Three AM
>Child wakes me up
>Wants chocolate pudding
>No way in goddamn hell.
>Roll over, back to sleep
>Four AM.
>Wake up to strange smell
>Kid took a shit on my pillow
>Turd the size of a 2X4 sitting next to me
>This shit isn't normal
>Get up
>Drive the kid to the ER
>Turns out he's got inoperable colon cancer
>Too heavy for me
>Ask the doctor to give me a minute, he leaves
>Jimmy open one of his cabinets
>Score morphine
>Downs the entire bottle.
>Pass out, wake up a moment later
>Been in a coma for six months
>The kid was okay
>Something about a transplant
>My ass felt like a gorilla had gone bareback down there for hours, and some nigger was president.
>Moral of the story: wait until you get home to OD, and buy pre-made pudding snack packs the next time you're out shopping.

>son started to throw tantrum and wouldnt stop till he gets what he wants
>inform him that if he doesn't quiet down, the PS3 is going Bye Bye
>he doesn't listen
>we go home
>I make him watch as I throw the PS3 in the dumpster
>ground him for a week for not listening
>last expensive gift I ever bought him
>mfw

when the fathers friends are over and watching

Why wouldn't you just put it in your room and keep it for yourself? Or at least sell it online... seems like he got the best of you there.

no no... you make him watch as you destroy it. remember: your the parent his trivial possessions mean nothing to you. they are gifts that you can take away at will. it's all about the mind games. the psychological impact.

Reminds me of the father who shot his daughters laptop.

That was my thought too, I raised my voice once, after that ass whoopin a tantrum never crossed my mind.

My mother beat me mercilessly as a child, and she is my favourite person ever.

"Gee Insaneiare, TWO copies of Battletoads?"

i dont have that or sliver surfer. i do have a shit ton of other nes games!

(im getting alot more soon, and i redoing my shelfing)

rock on, dude ^_^

Its an xbox 360 exclusive arcade game btw

well see i sold my xbox 360 cause i played my older games more

Should have stayed with playstation, but then again I also ended up buying two xbox 360s, one got stolen, the other I gave away.

I'll admit I had a hell of a lot more fun playing PS2 than any other coonsoles

I gave away my xbox after playing the same games on my buds ps3, no competition.

PS3 exclusives are BAD ASS

that and the controllers are a better fit for the hand, even if the xbox has a superior placement of the d pad.

Uncharted, Infamous, Little Big Planet, Killzone, God of War, just to name a few
Yes, PS exclusives were badass

seriously? he could do it blindfolded?

there were sad gamer nerds in 80's to you know, and games didn't change back then the levels would always be the same. So he could do the first level blindfolded

That was almost as bad as my first game, the bloody Godzilla game.

STOP!!!!!! THE BOSSES, TOOO... DAMN... HAAAARD UUUUUGH

I'm going to have to make a Dark Souls reaction folder soon

HA! Darks Souls isn't shit compared to silver surfers difficulty

.....but dark souls isn't actually that hard....

I know, just all about memorization, you memorize it and it is really easy. But to little shits it would be very hard, I hope...

Children memorise and learn pretty quickly actually.

To be honest, Dark Souls is a lot about patience. If you get angry or rush in, you'll die. After a few failures, the kid'll get angry and he'll just fuck up again and again.

True that. Little kids would not have the patience for the final boss where I use the tactic of parrying his ass. You can make him your bitch with the parrying move. Just have to have patience and wait for the correct time. I can't see any kid having patience.

True...Well then to ebay were I will buy silver surfer and beat myself just to know the tortures my kids will have to face.

Or, just tell them to do a 15 rune run of Dungeon Crawl stone soup.
They will do it eventually, it'll just take a year. Or three.

That would be inhumane, I like it.

If he wants gear's of war, he has to beat the ocarina of time 100%

DK64 100%?
That's not that hard, it just takes a while.
A loooong while.
Unless gamefaqs, but that's against the rules.

Darksouls is a cakewalk compared to this abomination.

If you want a current game that would be just as hard for kids to play, give him a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game, tell him to beat it on the hardest difficulty, or even normal mode.

Dark Souls is artificial difficulty. Major dissapointment.

It's a very Skillful game actually.

I'm the biggest casual I know, and the game isn't even almost difficult. The only difficult part is that enemies hit hard as fuck and your HP bar is tiny.

Dodge button.

Exactly.

Dark Souls poses no real challenge. You don't need skill to beat the game.

Nowhere near as difficult.

Silver Surfer requires you to clear (I think) 1/10th of the entire game in order to get a checkpoint. 1/5 for a savepoint. And the material is ridiculously difficult. .... Yep.

Exactly why I'm glad I have it on ps3

I realized your gif,

they are so muscular they have no nipples.

nipples would be too feminine for those men.