To keep stupid people alive.

Actually it's because the FDA doesn't allow any non edible object to be inside an edible object. It's pretty impossible to even try to swallow those capsules to choke on them. It's still retarded I love those things but I don't have relatives out of the country anymore to send them to me.

I'm guessing the parents sued the company because they couldn't breed a more intelligent child?

Yup. Only in America, where you can get rich off of stupidity.


Fuck yea.