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murder it.

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User avatar #5 - mondominiman (03/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Just take away the mic
User avatar #122 - buttholee (03/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
**buttholee rolls 0**
How much pussy he gets
#3 - seapuss (03/15/2013) [-]
#203 - Dakafal (03/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You see, when playing on the PC we don't have this issue. But I do have some great stories.

>playing CS:GO the other week
>24/7 office server, cos I love that ****
>playing as terrorist
>some guy logs in and starts giving us a pep talk
>sounds like Christopher Walken, if he were black and had a weird combination of Jersey and Canadian accents, along with probly being high. And I mean the high where you just get really into **** , but don't sound stupid or slow.
>starts telling us the goal is to stop the infidel scum from taking back their pampered hostages, and to not let them touch the soda
>says he's going to defend "soda"
>apparently he called the room everyone else refers to as paper, soda
>starts screaming "guise, they're coming through soda, I can feeeeeeeeel it! I can feel it in my bones!"
>every time a CT would peek into the room he would start screaming and spraying bullets all over the room like it caused him to have a seizure
>nobody could stop laughing, with all the **** he was saying
>finally the CT team scraped together some balls and tried to rush us
>he turned into River Song and butchered all the guys that tried to take the room
>all the while screaming "You can't have any of my soda"
>match ends, he killed 93% of the enemy team all by himself
>all you can hear is an eruption of laughter as all the players join the end game chat
>this insanity continued for another 2 1/2 hours, with him dominating over and over again
>every match he would choose a different area to defend/attack, with his own nicknames
>even spent an entire round sitting at the snowman, and he still won
>that was the most fun I ever had in Counter Strike.

this is what my face looked like the entire time.
#16 - jacksterlad (03/15/2013) [-]
why is the xbox upside dowm?
why is the xbox upside dowm?
User avatar #27 - Stan Marsh (03/16/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Was playing mw3 last night doing some 2v2s with my buddy and this 9 year old kid comes on and just keeps screaming ****** **** **** faggot over and over. so im ashamed to admit this but when i killed him... i teabagged him i teabagged the **** out of him.
#85 - mikepetru (03/16/2013) [-]
>Playing Halo 4   
>Big Team Battle on Ragnarok   
>Everybody gets into a vehicle   
> Random player shouts   
>"LET'S RIDE, 						******					!!!"   
>Playing Halo 4
>Big Team Battle on Ragnarok
>Everybody gets into a vehicle
> Random player shouts
>"LET'S RIDE, ****** !!!"
#6 - tacomanofthenorth (03/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#220 - UKDan (03/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I hope his parents forgot to buy xbox live
#329 - sphinxe (03/16/2013) [-]
Look at his 						*******					 smug ass face.
Look at his ******* smug ass face.
#219 - suckerfish (03/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
PC master race reporting in

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#229 to #219 - twistedrider (03/16/2013) [-]
Greetings, brother.
#316 - devoc (03/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Half-Life 3 confirmed
#281 - chargrilledawesome (03/16/2013) [+] (19 replies)
#180 - chancebell (03/16/2013) [-]
Whilst wearing Mario Kart pajamas.    
I consider that a gaming sin.
Whilst wearing Mario Kart pajamas.
I consider that a gaming sin.
#361 - DeathclawRulez (03/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Oh i see you just died.
#364 to #363 - DeathclawRulez (03/16/2013) [-]
teabagged you.
#227 - anonymous (03/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what if he is a polite young man who was well mannered till Christmas and was rewarded and is trusted with 18 year old games.
User avatar #231 to #227 - Keoul (03/16/2013) [-]
Those games will ruin him in just 5 minutes.
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