Fucking Eels

well it happened to michael jackson

fuck your avatar, no sleep tonight

Yes, actually.

Oh san! Dats Maih Boy!

**scarsofinfinity rolls 01**

Google image search not working, what the hell is that?

Enemies from Left 4 Dead. They're massive bullet sponges that could rape you to death just by looking at you. They are evil incarnate if you have a bad team.

Gif unrelated.

ah, ok. I think I should play that

You should. It's a brilliant game, and certainly lives up to the standards we neckbeards have come to expect from Valve. Get Left 4 Dead 2, as far as I know it includes all the L4D1 maps. Also, if you live in Australia, Germany or anywhere else where it's been censored, use "Left 4 Uncut".

tl;dr: yes, enjoy it.

Its censored in some places?

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Yeah. Germany, obviously, since they'd censor the red on a box of cornflakes. Here in Australia, though, it was released before we got the R18+ rating, so it was banned and resubmitted in a form that would pass for PG if there was less swearing. Bodies fade away before even hitting the floor (which makes judging whether that hunter's dead or if it just ran away a pain to work out), dismemberment of any kind is gone, screen blood and blood decals on the walls, floor and roof don't appear, and even the riot cop enemies have been removed since they "promote violence against authorities". It's an absolute load of horse shit. I'm hoping that since we now have an R rating for games like normal, civilized countries we get a re release over here, but so far (as far as I know) that has yet to, or won't, happen.
</rant>

Tim Honks thread! Hell yeah!

THanks

You're welcome

FUCKIN

CARLOS IF YOU DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO HOME IM GONNA STAB YOU

If you do I won't be in STABle condition to go home!

I made this a while back. you can have it.

Dump it.

As you wish

Oh god... hagfish(if you were wondering)

Look, I hate to clog up this thread with my nonsense. So i'm just gonna leave it at that

Okay one more. Only because I find it slightly funny

Why is it all gloppy?

Hagfish secret slime as a form of defense.

actually they secrete substances that convert the water arround them rapidly into slime in a rather large area and quite a speed

B-but I never get animal facts wrong...
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?

So first it farts?

*poot*