Every Fucking Time

Lights are already on m8

Hello Funnyjunk, I want to play a game. Roll a picture: If you roll a pony, you delete your account.

Let the games begin.

Story time, pretty related
>Be me, about 10
>at cousins house
>win a goldfish at the state fair
>bring it home and put it in a small dish near the sink
>think nothing of it
>come back a little bit later
>bowl of water is empty
>its like 10 o'clock, can't see anything, looking for my fish, and I figured he must have jumped into the sink
>try to turn on the light but accidentally turn the garbage disposal on
>youdungoofed
>finally turn it off
>Get flashlight, see a bunch of orange little scales sticking to the inside of the drain
>rest in small disgusting pieces state fair goldfish

I cried, I cried hard.

I've never seen one of those garbage disposal things in my life, ever

1. Turn on both.
2. Dance to song of the beast.
3. Wake up everyone
4. Sacrifice to Satan

You have now become ghost rider.

You've lived in that house for your entire life
yet you still don't know which one is which
or is that just me

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL.

Lol fuck that shit
I wash my dishes in the village well.

Mfw I flip both of them on and I don't which one turns off the devil.

Why do Americans have sink blenders?!

CHALLENGE MODE: put your hand in the sink demon (forgot what that thing is called and im too lazy to google it)

I don't have these , what does the loud noise do?
I have a normal sink

I took a file and made a small notch on the underside of the garbage disposal switch, so I can feel it in the dark.
Or was it the light switch that I made the notch in.....?

The light's already on.

we have a triple light switch on the outside of the kitchen. the one on the left turns on the kitchen light on the right, the one in the center turns on the garbage disposal, and the one on the right turns on the living room lights on the left. dafuq electrician laziness -.-

why isn't the picture dark? I suppose the light was on