Every Fucking Time. .. Story time, pretty related >Be me, about 10 >at cousins house >win a goldfish at the state fair >bring it home and put it in a small dish near the s
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#8 - secretdestroyers (03/16/2013) [+] (266 replies)
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#84 - firstresponder (03/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Story time, pretty related
>Be me, about 10
>at cousins house
>win a goldfish at the state fair
>bring it home and put it in a small dish near the sink
>think nothing of it
>come back a little bit later
>bowl of water is empty
>its like 10 o'clock, can't see anything, looking for my fish, and I figured he must have jumped into the sink
>try to turn on the light but accidentally turn the garbage disposal on
>youdungoofed
>finally turn it off
>Get flashlight, see a bunch of orange little scales sticking to the inside of the drain
>rest in small disgusting pieces state fair goldfish

I cried, I cried hard.
User avatar #274 - UKDan (03/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I've never seen one of those garbage disposal things in my life, ever
User avatar #168 - mrgoodlove (03/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Well unless I just moved in, I already know which switch does what...
User avatar #278 - bottleofwater (03/16/2013) [-]
1. Turn on both.
2. Dance to song of the beast.
3. Wake up everyone
4. Sacrifice to Satan

You have now become ghost rider.
User avatar #85 - mattdoggy (03/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You've lived in that house for your entire life
yet you still don't know which one is which
or is that just me
#224 - dengekisushi (03/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL.
LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL.
#145 - alfjnn ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
Lol 						****					 that 						****					   
I wash my dishes in the village well.
Lol **** that ****
I wash my dishes in the village well.
#109 - gothdino (03/16/2013) [-]
Mfw I flip both of them on and I don't which one turns off the devil.
User avatar #15 - melontwilight (03/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>Equip tape, pen and two pieces of paper ripped off of something you hope wasn't important
>Paper #1 write "Lights"
>Paper #2 write "Disposal"
>Label the switches during the day so that you can test them if unsure
>no more mystery
User avatar #38 to #15 - cheatman ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
How can you see the labels at night if the lights are off?
#340 - gowge (03/16/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Why do Americans have sink blenders?!
#133 - saladtongsofdeath (03/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
CHALLENGE MODE: put your hand in the sink demon (forgot what that thing is called and im too lazy to google it)
User avatar #212 - pulluspardus (03/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I don't have these , what does the loud noise do?
I have a normal sink
User avatar #223 to #212 - phsycokidx (03/16/2013) [-]
It's called a garbage disposal it is a set of motorized spinning blades in the drain so that lazy people can just scrape their plates into the sink , turn the water on, turn the razors on, and blend down the drain. It's like a reverse smoothie. It also happens to be very loud.
User avatar #130 - Lambda ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
I took a file and made a small notch on the underside of the garbage disposal switch, so I can feel it in the dark.
Or was it the light switch that I made the notch in.....?
#242 - anonymous (03/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
An educated guess is that it's the one that's more dirty because its probably used more frequently. I assume the lights are more frequently used
User avatar #258 to #242 - zakaizer (03/16/2013) [-]
If he could tell which one was dirty by looking at it, he wouldn't need the light.
User avatar #216 - huskygunner (03/16/2013) [-]
we have a triple light switch on the outside of the kitchen. the one on the left turns on the kitchen light on the right, the one in the center turns on the garbage disposal, and the one on the right turns on the living room lights on the left. dafuq electrician laziness -.-
#196 - jazzytheferret (03/16/2013) [-]
F U. I'm hitting them both!
User avatar #194 - mrnoodlez (03/16/2013) [-]
My dad installed the switch in the cabinet under the sink. Smart thinking there pa.
#169 - anonymous (03/16/2013) [-]
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