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Super Sexy
Uploaded by: angelusprimus
Look at that buldging... muscle...
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#9
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heafi (03/15/2013) [+]
(6 replies)
[Warning, bullshit physics ahead.]
How much power can Superman generate? The only clue I have about this is that I remember watching "Superman - The Movie" from 1978. In the end (SPOILER ALERT!) Superman reverses the rotation of the earth in about 10 seconds. That is equivalent to a power output of 4,3*10^28 W if my calculations are correct. This is more than 100 times more than the power output of the sun, which I find a bit strange considering that the sun is the source of his powers. I don't know what the power output of his heat vision or super breath is.
How much energy can Superman generate? Does he need to rest or can he generate electricity forever? Does he need to consume massive amounts of food or is the sun enough to recharge him? If he needs food I suggest feeding him algae or something else that does not require much energy to produce. To be able to have the power output mentioned above while only powered by meat, he would have to eat about 25 quintillion (2,5*10^19) pigs every second if the average weight of the pigs is 100 kg. At that rate all pigs on earth only would last for 0,1 nanoseconds. This makes me believe that Superman is not powered by regular food.
How much power can Superman generate? The only clue I have about this is that I remember watching "Superman - The Movie" from 1978. In the end (SPOILER ALERT!) Superman reverses the rotation of the earth in about 10 seconds. That is equivalent to a power output of 4,3*10^28 W if my calculations are correct. This is more than 100 times more than the power output of the sun, which I find a bit strange considering that the sun is the source of his powers. I don't know what the power output of his heat vision or super breath is.
How much energy can Superman generate? Does he need to rest or can he generate electricity forever? Does he need to consume massive amounts of food or is the sun enough to recharge him? If he needs food I suggest feeding him algae or something else that does not require much energy to produce. To be able to have the power output mentioned above while only powered by meat, he would have to eat about 25 quintillion (2,5*10^19) pigs every second if the average weight of the pigs is 100 kg. At that rate all pigs on earth only would last for 0,1 nanoseconds. This makes me believe that Superman is not powered by regular food.
#42
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Her (03/16/2013) [+]
(7 replies)
Among other things, you also forget that Superman is not even human..
#65
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jacobomexicano (03/16/2013) [-] You forgot number 3: It gives people a fucking headache to read red text on blue background
#66
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falconxmard ONLINE (03/16/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
SUPERMAN HAS NO GREEN CARD AND HE FLIES ALL OVER THE WORLD.
#79
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ultimoz (03/16/2013) [+]
(7 replies)
I eat all day and never excercise, I'm not fat. This is kind of worrying, I feel one day all of my fat is just building up and then it's going to suddenly release overnight.
#31
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saddestofbreads (03/16/2013) [+]
(8 replies)
What are you on about? If he never has to eat then how would he be fat? Can you even read your own fucking content and figure that out?
#28
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megatrollinator (03/16/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
Kryptonian Physiology is different to Human Physiology. Kryptonians don't get fat when they absorb Solar Radiation, because it's not being stored as Fat in their bodies. It's stored and converted in their cells, via a Pseudo-Photosynthesis.
