Scumbag EA. .. >first time playing simcity. >finish city in 5-6 hours >theres no room to expand >spend 2 hours making sure my bitches have enough water and sewage
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User avatar #1 - jaevel (03/15/2013) [+] (28 replies)
The worst part is the fact that the game is acthually pretty good!
User avatar #2 to #1 - listerthepessimist (03/15/2013) [-]
It could have been awesome, there are features here I've been waiting for since I was 10 years old, once again DRM has ****** a fantastic idea
#22 - unworldlypath (03/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>first time playing simcity.    
>finish city in 5-6 hours   
>theres no room to expand   
>spend 2 hours making sure my bitches have enough water and sewage treatment   
>can't do anything but watch my city grow skywards at the speed of a retarded sloth   
>broke because my bitches need water plants every 5 minutes   
>mfw
>first time playing simcity.
>finish city in 5-6 hours
>theres no room to expand
>spend 2 hours making sure my bitches have enough water and sewage treatment
>can't do anything but watch my city grow skywards at the speed of a retarded sloth
>broke because my bitches need water plants every 5 minutes
>mfw
#14 - kettleftw (03/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
how i feel buying EA games
how i feel buying EA games
#65 - moofinbanana (03/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Somebody's already got around the DRM function.   
Great Job, EA!
Somebody's already got around the DRM function.
Great Job, EA!
#64 - askafapper (03/16/2013) [+] (15 replies)
The sad thing is:

I actually enjoy some of the games EA makes.

I must be a masochist.
User avatar #19 - freddyhollensen (03/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Q: Pirate, yes or no?
User avatar #27 to #26 - freddyhollensen (03/16/2013) [-]
I'm not looking for moral guidance, I mean is it worth my time to download this or is it complete **** ?
#80 - thatoldguy (03/16/2013) [-]
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#74 - Schadenfreude (03/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I want this game so so so bad!   
   
   
Then I see the EA logo in the bottom right hand corner and the only way I can console myself is with this martini....   
Which may be my third one, WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!
I want this game so so so bad!


Then I see the EA logo in the bottom right hand corner and the only way I can console myself is with this martini....
Which may be my third one, WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!
User avatar #76 to #74 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
this is game is beyond horrible....
#120 - onomatopenis (03/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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EA ***** over its fans......
User avatar #96 - asmodeu (03/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
EA spoiled some of my most favorite games. I wish they'd just leave the gaming industry to people who care.
#17 - kujik (03/16/2013) [-]
When they said limited edition they really did mean "Limited" edition
#122 - Dakafal (03/16/2013) [-]
My friends and I wanted to play with eachother, which sounded like it would be really cool. So I started a private region, and got around 8 of us playing. It seemed pretty great, and then we all logged off to go to sleep. Except Austin. Austin played another 4 						*******					 hours without us. So when I log on in the morning, I'm pleasantly surprised to find that he already has some grand utopia up and running, with an abundance of utilities and services, so he ends up just selling all his power, water, and sewage to us, along with sending us his police, garbage trucks, firefighters, and ambulances. Everyone else thought this was pretty sweet, because we didn't have to waste space and money on the buildings ourselves. Fast forward a week, and everyone has nearly perfect cities. We actually managed to get everything balanced and working well. Then I log in the other day, and it's 						*******					 anarchy in the U.K. Apparantly a giant lizard thing from Spore attacked Austin's city, and took out his city hall, losing all the upgrades. Meaning all utilities ceased to function. On top of this, the damn beast took out the nuclear power plants, and then meteors crashed into his city as well, conveniently taking out his industrial district, putting a sizable chunk of the whole regions sims out of work. So I log in to see that I have no utilities, no police, no nothing. All of my sims are now uneducated because a university shutting down for a day can somehow do that, and everything is on fire. All because ONE city got 						******					. It was instant apocalypse. And then NO ONE ELSE COULD PLAY until he logged in and rebuilt his city. So I want to know how this game got through the beta stage with as many issues as it has.   
   
^This was literally my face when I logged in to see that 						****					.
My friends and I wanted to play with eachother, which sounded like it would be really cool. So I started a private region, and got around 8 of us playing. It seemed pretty great, and then we all logged off to go to sleep. Except Austin. Austin played another 4 ******* hours without us. So when I log on in the morning, I'm pleasantly surprised to find that he already has some grand utopia up and running, with an abundance of utilities and services, so he ends up just selling all his power, water, and sewage to us, along with sending us his police, garbage trucks, firefighters, and ambulances. Everyone else thought this was pretty sweet, because we didn't have to waste space and money on the buildings ourselves. Fast forward a week, and everyone has nearly perfect cities. We actually managed to get everything balanced and working well. Then I log in the other day, and it's ******* anarchy in the U.K. Apparantly a giant lizard thing from Spore attacked Austin's city, and took out his city hall, losing all the upgrades. Meaning all utilities ceased to function. On top of this, the damn beast took out the nuclear power plants, and then meteors crashed into his city as well, conveniently taking out his industrial district, putting a sizable chunk of the whole regions sims out of work. So I log in to see that I have no utilities, no police, no nothing. All of my sims are now uneducated because a university shutting down for a day can somehow do that, and everything is on fire. All because ONE city got ****** . It was instant apocalypse. And then NO ONE ELSE COULD PLAY until he logged in and rebuilt his city. So I want to know how this game got through the beta stage with as many issues as it has.

^This was literally my face when I logged in to see that **** .
#95 - IamEllis (03/16/2013) [-]
game looked interesting, but saw it was EA   
   
nope nvm
game looked interesting, but saw it was EA

nope nvm
User avatar #70 - abcz (03/16/2013) [-]
quick question: what is with all the hate on ea?
User avatar #38 - kentravyon (03/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I hadn't payed to much attention to it, but out of curiosity for what EA is done now... whats the issue?
+1
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User avatar #23 - srskate (03/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
My girlfriend pirated this game and is loving it.

Thats what you get for paying for it, DRM.
User avatar #67 to #49 - srskate (03/16/2013) [-]
this took me all of 5 seconds to google.
User avatar #16 - illusiveman (03/16/2013) [-]
fu EA, the worst company ever.
User avatar #87 - mrblueftw (03/16/2013) [-]
im stuck with simcity so add me on it if you have it, DJrorok.
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