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#4 - archiferd (03/15/2013) [+] (7 replies)

That technically counts as a salad in America because pizza is a vegetable

Murika.

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#21 to #4 - pizzavampire (03/16/2013) [-]

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#9 to #4 - N. Korean citizen (03/16/2013) [-]

Well technically congress declared tomato paste as a vegetable but that's still pretty fucking stupid

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#35 to #9 - dengekisushi (03/16/2013) [-]

But they classified a tomato as a fruit but now tomato paste is a vegetable my life is a lie.

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#11 to #9 - coolcalx (03/16/2013) [-]

why is that stupid? the point was that pizza contains vegetables, which it does (inb4 tomatoes are fruits. The term "vegetable" is not a biological term. it's basically just any edible part of a plant)

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#17 to #11 - prepareuranas (03/16/2013) [-]

i think its more because the congress TOOK the time to categorize food

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#18 to #17 - coolcalx (03/16/2013) [-]

well, it was done so that schools could continue to serve pizza. If it hadn't been categorized, pizza would have been taken off the menus (as far as I understand it)

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#19 to #18 - prepareuranas (03/16/2013) [-]

oh i see.

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#12 - ascendedwings (03/16/2013) [-]

What in Davey Jones' name is a sa lad?

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#20 - murdocisgod (03/16/2013) [-]

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#7 - critique (03/16/2013) [-]

A healthy food with mostly leafy greens? No, this will never do.

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#1 - lolslowbro (03/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)

pizza is a vegetable
just ask congress they upheld the ruling on it
no really they really voted to keep it a vegetable
america fuk yeah

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#14 to #1 - N. Korean citizen (03/16/2013) [-]

No. You idiot. You and everybody who believes that is a complete idiot.

Pizza CONTAINS vegetables. One serving worth of vegetables in the sauce. Thus, one slice of pizza counts toward vegetables. And grains. And dairy. And meat.

Fucking retards.

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#3 to #1 - eddymolly (03/15/2013) [-]

Oh Merica, you so silly. Pizza is not a vegetable, thats just an excuse to make fat people feel better

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#5 to #1 - taintedangel (03/15/2013) [-]

Technically no. They passed the bill saying the tomato paste in the fake pizza sauce was vegetable enough to be allowed to be served in school cafeterias across your already fucked-up-beyond-repair country.

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#6 to #5 - lolslowbro (03/16/2013) [-]

they are fucked up
tomato paste = vegetable
tomato = fruit
wtf is wrong with my country

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#16 to #6 - N. Korean citizen (03/16/2013) [-]

...fruits are vegetables as vegetables are defined as edible parts of plants biologically, and in the usda nutritional standards, tomatoes provide content equivalent to other vegetables rather than fruits.

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#34 - haxorman (03/16/2013) [-]

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#28 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]

KRUSTY KRRAAAAB PIZZA!

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#33 - workablenathan (03/16/2013) [-]

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#25 - sexychicken (03/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)

.. shouldnt it be ...
"Fuck Yeah, Salad Salad?

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#26 to #25 - clittyrubquick (03/16/2013) [-]

I thumbed you down, but then I thumbed you up for your use of the goldfish pic :)

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#29 to #26 - sexychicken (03/16/2013) [-]

nice

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#23 - biggrand (03/16/2013) [-]

or you can just have salad and pizza?

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#38 - potatonuggets **User deleted account** (03/16/2013) [-]

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What I use in my salads

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#37 - stevemachtwo (03/16/2013) [-]

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#32 - FailureToComply (03/16/2013) [-]

I salad made of vegetables? How does this shit make the front page?

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#27 - unncommon (03/16/2013) [-]

...I think that I know who came up with this recipe.

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#24 - theturkeyburger ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]

Leafy greens? No, I have greek yogurt.

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#22 - fuckinniggers (03/16/2013) [-]

I shall do this, for science!!!!

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#2 - salamentical (03/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)

I make subway salad.

You get a footlong sub with as much meat and vegetables as possible, and a nice sauce, then tear it all up, put it in a bowl and eat it with a fork

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#15 to #2 - N. Korean citizen (03/16/2013) [-]

not you, the guy below.

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#13 to #2 - N. Korean citizen (03/16/2013) [-]

No. You idiot. You and everybody who believes that is a complete idiot.

Pizza CONTAINS vegetables. One serving worth of vegetables in the sauce. Thus, one slice of pizza counts toward vegetables. And grains. And dairy. And meat.

Fucking retards.

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#36 - falconxmard ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]

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what I use in my salads

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