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#38 - potatonuggets **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#37 - stevemachtwo (03/16/2013) [-]
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#36 - falconxmard (03/16/2013) [-]
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what I use in my salads
#33 - workablenathan (03/16/2013) [-]
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#32 - FailureToComply (03/16/2013) [-]
I salad made of vegetables? How does this **** make the front page?
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#28 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
KRUSTY KRRAAAAB PIZZA!
KRUSTY KRRAAAAB PIZZA!
#27 - unncommon (03/16/2013) [-]
...I think that I know who came up with this recipe.
#25 - sexychicken (03/16/2013) [-]
.. shouldnt it be ...
" **** Yeah, Salad Salad?
User avatar #26 to #25 - clittyrubquick (03/16/2013) [-]
I thumbed you down, but then I thumbed you up for your use of the goldfish pic :)
User avatar #24 - theturkeyburger (03/16/2013) [-]
Leafy greens? No, I have greek yogurt.
User avatar #23 - biggrand ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
or you can just have salad and pizza?
#22 - fuckinniggers (03/16/2013) [-]
I shall do this, for science!!!!
I shall do this, for science!!!!
#20 - murdocisgod (03/16/2013) [-]
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#12 - ascendedwings (03/16/2013) [-]
What in Davey Jones' name is a sa lad?
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#7 - critique (03/16/2013) [-]
A healthy food with mostly leafy greens? No, this will never do.
A healthy food with mostly leafy greens? No, this will never do.
#4 - archiferd (03/15/2013) [-]
That technically counts as a salad in America because pizza is a vegetable   
   
Murika.
That technically counts as a salad in America because pizza is a vegetable

Murika.
#9 to #4 - anonymous (03/16/2013) [-]
Well technically congress declared tomato paste as a vegetable but that's still pretty ******* stupid
User avatar #35 to #9 - dengekisushi (03/16/2013) [-]
But they classified a tomato as a fruit but now tomato paste is a vegetable my life is a lie.
User avatar #11 to #9 - coolcalx (03/16/2013) [-]
why is that stupid? the point was that pizza contains vegetables, which it does (inb4 tomatoes are fruits. The term "vegetable" is not a biological term. it's basically just any edible part of a plant)
User avatar #17 to #11 - prepareuranas (03/16/2013) [-]
i think its more because the congress TOOK the time to categorize food
User avatar #18 to #17 - coolcalx (03/16/2013) [-]
well, it was done so that schools could continue to serve pizza. If it hadn't been categorized, pizza would have been taken off the menus (as far as I understand it)
User avatar #19 to #18 - prepareuranas (03/16/2013) [-]
oh i see.
User avatar #2 - salamentical (03/15/2013) [-]
I make subway salad.

You get a footlong sub with as much meat and vegetables as possible, and a nice sauce, then tear it all up, put it in a bowl and eat it with a fork
#15 to #2 - anonymous (03/16/2013) [-]
not you, the guy below.
#13 to #2 - anonymous (03/16/2013) [-]
No. You idiot. You and everybody who believes that is a complete idiot.


Pizza CONTAINS vegetables. One serving worth of vegetables in the sauce. Thus, one slice of pizza counts toward vegetables. And grains. And dairy. And meat.

******* retards.
#1 - lolslowbro (03/15/2013) [-]
pizza is a vegetable    
just ask congress they upheld the ruling on it   
no really  they really voted to keep it a vegetable    
america fuk yeah
pizza is a vegetable
just ask congress they upheld the ruling on it
no really they really voted to keep it a vegetable
america fuk yeah
#14 to #1 - anonymous (03/16/2013) [-]
No. You idiot. You and everybody who believes that is a complete idiot.


Pizza CONTAINS vegetables. One serving worth of vegetables in the sauce. Thus, one slice of pizza counts toward vegetables. And grains. And dairy. And meat.

******* retards.
User avatar #5 to #1 - taintedangel (03/15/2013) [-]
Technically no. They passed the bill saying the tomato paste in the fake pizza sauce was vegetable enough to be allowed to be served in school cafeterias across your already *********************** country.
User avatar #6 to #5 - lolslowbro (03/16/2013) [-]
they are ****** up
tomato paste = vegetable
tomato = fruit
wtf is wrong with my country
#16 to #6 - anonymous (03/16/2013) [-]
...fruits are vegetables as vegetables are defined as edible parts of plants biologically, and in the usda nutritional standards, tomatoes provide content equivalent to other vegetables rather than fruits.
User avatar #3 to #1 - eddymolly (03/15/2013) [-]
Oh Merica, you so silly. Pizza is not a vegetable, thats just an excuse to make fat people feel better
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