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#1 - thragtusk (03/15/2013) [-]
i love how the commercial is like "has god not found your match yet? we can help you at christian mingle.com" really? if your so called "god" hasn't found your match what makes them think some cruddy website will?
i love how the commercial is like "has god not found your match yet? we can help you at christian mingle.com" really? if your so called "god" hasn't found your match what makes them think some cruddy website will?
User avatar #167 to #1 - superclamsquared (03/16/2013) [-]
That ad is so stupid. It isn't God's job to find a mate for you, you have to do it yourself. If they ever picked up a ******* Bible they might learn about free will.
#135 to #1 - EKcEntRIC (03/16/2013) [-]
that entire website is complete and utter ******** going on borderline blasphemy, several pastors at our church flat out stated that god only matched two people: Adam and Eve, and left the rest of us to seek out our own love and relationships

I'm a devout christian but I could care less about these zealotous faggots spouting off at the mouth about their this that and the ******* other except for when it makes all christians look bad...besides there was a stupid rumor floatin around that the website creators aren't even religious at all, but then again who cares
#77 to #1 - alexthecanadian ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
******* are using God as a business ploy.
They know that some extreme Christians will believe the commercial.

**** Spark Networks (they own ChristianMingle.com).
They know nothing about Christianity, and they know nothing about God.
User avatar #33 to #1 - thegirlyoudespise (03/15/2013) [-]
OH my goodness spot on!

#4 to #1 - supamonkey (03/15/2013) [-]
If your god cannot find your match, your god is not Slaanesh!
#44 to #4 - Carthusia (03/15/2013) [-]
I smell Heresy
#21 to #4 - ItsTheJJ (03/15/2013) [-]
Why love when you can KILL BURN MAIM! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
OK im done now ><
#3 to #1 - secretdestroyers (03/15/2013) [-]
If god can't find your match...then he is not all-knowing and omnipotent, and therefore......   
   
Half-Life 3 confirmed.
If god can't find your match...then he is not all-knowing and omnipotent, and therefore......

Half-Life 3 confirmed.
User avatar #195 to #3 - asdcfg (03/16/2013) [-]
Dammit You Stole my joke!, though you worded and used much better than I would have, good job.
User avatar #145 to #3 - spysappinmysasha (03/16/2013) [-]
dont mean to start anything, but a smart christian doesnt think god just sits around giving handouts to people who ask. I, and actual thinking christians dont think that God puts his hands on the wheel and steers us on the road of life, but instead gives us the wheel so that whe may drive ourselves to our own destinies.
#147 to #145 - secretdestroyers (03/16/2013) [-]
Steer into our destinies indeed.
User avatar #11 to #3 - swifterly (03/15/2013) [-]
Or maybe he's governing the Universe and not dealing with his faggoty human race
User avatar #137 to #11 - rainbowrush (03/16/2013) [-]
If he is all powerful, doing both would be just as easy.
#88 to #11 - twi (03/15/2013) [-]
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you just called yourself a faggot
User avatar #112 to #88 - swifterly (03/15/2013) [-]
I know.
#42 to #11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/15/2013) [-]
You are a disgusting human being.
#224 to #42 - jowiman (03/16/2013) [-]
woah dude over the top much?
User avatar #43 to #42 - swifterly (03/15/2013) [-]
Give an example you illiterate **** .
#132 to #43 - hairibar (03/16/2013) [-]
you don't have any ******* sense of humour. That's a good reason, isn't it?
User avatar #164 to #132 - swifterly (03/16/2013) [-]
I do indeed have one :)
#243 to #164 - hairibar (03/17/2013) [-]
sure you have.
User avatar #244 to #243 - swifterly (03/17/2013) [-]
I really do :)
#245 to #244 - hairibar (03/18/2013) [-]
you're not specially proving so
User avatar #246 to #245 - swifterly (03/18/2013) [-]
I do, nobody said anything funny for anyone to show humor. Now Good-day, I'm tired of coming back to this page of all the butthurt Funnyjunkers who rage thumbed my opinions.
#247 to #246 - hairibar (03/18/2013) [-]
this is not going anywhere, so I won't reply here more
User avatar #41 to #15 - swifterly (03/15/2013) [-]
Why would I be mad
#138 to #41 - EKcEntRIC (03/16/2013) [-]
are you questioning me?
#174 to #138 - swifterly (03/16/2013) [-]
I shouldn't really post anymore but, all of you little ******* faggots thumb me down, and for what reason? Saying something such as "Or maybe he's governing the Universe and not dealing with his faggoty human race". Seriously? Every single ******* time something pops up about Christianity, you'll thumb down every single post that has something to do with Christianity, unless if it's an Atheist or Muslim post, you'll thumb up the guys who say something good about them, especially Islam, nearly 100 times worse than Christianity and Atheism. But if someone says something as simple as what I said the only thing you can do is pull red thumbs out of your ass rather than say something intelligent? You know Funnyjunkers, I don't know how many thumbs down this is going to get, and it's probably going to a lot because you're probably going to get all your little boyfriends to come help you out. You guys **** yourselves at the opportunity to thumb up anything anti-Christian, but will thumb it down if it's pro-Christian. Am I saying Christianity is good, all true, or correct? No, not even. It has a **** load of flaws. It has a lot of unbelievable things and a lot things in which you can call ******** . What am I saying then? What I'm saying is, is that's its really ******* childish that if someone says something positive about Christianity or Christians, you'll thumb him down into eternal damnation just because you don't like it or it hurt your itty bitty feelings. You don't know **** about **** . There are a lot of good Christians and a lot of good Atheists, not everyone is perfect. There are 5 sections which people are put in. Good Christians who don't call Atheists Out, Good Atheists who don't call Christians out, Dumb Christians who call Atheists out, Dumb Atheists who call Christians out and of course, the one you all fit into, Butthurt faggots who cry if their feeling are hurt. A lot of you will die virgins. Now, I'm going to get thumbed down, so I'll sit back and watch.
#231 to #174 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/16/2013) [-]
I'm just thumbing you down because I don't like you.
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#226 to #217 - jowiman (03/16/2013) [-]
That's not what he meant
he meant when people talk about islam the thumbstorms are 100 times worse...
did you even read it?
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#214 to #174 - Visual (03/16/2013) [-]
I just opened this page and glanced at the comments and saw yours.

TL;DR
User avatar #237 to #214 - swifterly (03/16/2013) [-]
Stating the obvious or butthurt?
User avatar #202 to #174 - imnotkickthecat (03/16/2013) [-]
You were probably expecting a comment related to your post.

nope.
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