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If god can't find your match...then he is not all-knowing and omnipotent, and therefore......

Half-Life 3 confirmed.

God is made of 3 different beings. Half-life 3 confirmed.

dont mean to start anything, but a smart christian doesnt think god just sits around giving handouts to people who ask. I, and actual thinking christians dont think that God puts his hands on the wheel and steers us on the road of life, but instead gives us the wheel so that whe may drive ourselves to our own destinies.

Steer into our destinies indeed.

Dammit You Stole my joke!, though you worded and used much better than I would have, good job.

are you questioning me?

I shouldn't really post anymore but, all of you little fucking faggots thumb me down, and for what reason? Saying something such as "Or maybe he's governing the Universe and not dealing with his faggoty human race". Seriously? Every single fucking time something pops up about Christianity, you'll thumb down every single post that has something to do with Christianity, unless if it's an Atheist or Muslim post, you'll thumb up the guys who say something good about them, especially Islam, nearly 100 times worse than Christianity and Atheism. But if someone says something as simple as what I said the only thing you can do is pull red thumbs out of your ass rather than say something intelligent? You know Funnyjunkers, I don't know how many thumbs down this is going to get, and it's probably going to a lot because you're probably going to get all your little boyfriends to come help you out. You guys shit yourselves at the opportunity to thumb up anything anti-Christian, but will thumb it down if it's pro-Christian. Am I saying Christianity is good, all true, or correct? No, not even. It has a shit load of flaws. It has a lot of unbelievable things and a lot things in which you can call bullshit. What am I saying then? What I'm saying is, is that's its really fucking childish that if someone says something positive about Christianity or Christians, you'll thumb him down into eternal damnation just because you don't like it or it hurt your itty bitty feelings. You don't know shit about shit. There are a lot of good Christians and a lot of good Atheists, not everyone is perfect. There are 5 sections which people are put in. Good Christians who don't call Atheists Out, Good Atheists who don't call Christians out, Dumb Christians who call Atheists out, Dumb Atheists who call Christians out and of course, the one you all fit into, Butthurt faggots who cry if their feeling are hurt. A lot of you will die virgins. Now, I'm going to get thumbed down, so I'll sit back and watch.

You were probably expecting a comment related to your post.

nope.

I just opened this page and glanced at the comments and saw yours.

TL;DR

Stating the obvious or butthurt?

That's not what he meant
he meant when people talk about islam the thumbstorms are 100 times worse...
did you even read it?

you just called yourself a faggot

I know.

woah dude over the top much?

you don't have any fucking sense of humour. That's a good reason, isn't it?

I do indeed have one :)

sure you have.

I really do :)

you're not specially proving so

I do, nobody said anything funny for anyone to show humor. Now Good-day, I'm tired of coming back to this page of all the butthurt Funnyjunkers who rage thumbed my opinions.

this is not going anywhere, so I won't reply here more

If he is all powerful, doing both would be just as easy.

Fuckers are using God as a business ploy.
They know that some extreme Christians will believe the commercial.

Fuck Spark Networks (they own ChristianMingle.com).
They know nothing about Christianity, and they know nothing about God.

If your god cannot find your match, your god is not Slaanesh!

I smell Heresy

Why love when you can KILL BURN MAIM! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
OK im done now ><

That ad is so stupid. It isn't God's job to find a mate for you, you have to do it yourself. If they ever picked up a fucking Bible they might learn about free will.

that entire website is complete and utter bullshit going on borderline blasphemy, several pastors at our church flat out stated that god only matched two people: Adam and Eve, and left the rest of us to seek out our own love and relationships

I'm a devout christian but I could care less about these zealotous faggots spouting off at the mouth about their this that and the fucking other except for when it makes all christians look bad...besides there was a stupid rumor floatin around that the website creators aren't even religious at all, but then again who cares

OH my goodness spot on!

I went to the Satanist sub-reddit. It was really dull. Everyone was just like, "I'm a Satanist and stuff..."

Really? But I thought that reddit would be hell of a fun.

Hell of a fun what? I think you accidentally your sentence.

I think it may have been an attempt at a joke. No offense to, naznanc. It just needed some re-wording.

neznanc

Lets just keep saying neznanc so that the next time he logs on he will have a but load of notifications.

NEZNANC

NEZNANC!!!

gesundheit

when you shove a lighter up your ass to see what it's like to have sex with satan
justgirlythings

pretty related, my account name on christianmingle is H4LE S4T4N, if your looking for a good time

Your username...

One of my friends had to design a fictional business for school and he actually named it that. His last name was Cleveland, and thus, the floor and carpet cleaning company "Cleavland Steamer Cleaning" was accepted with no further mention from teachers. His business' stationary hung on classroom wall for months and no one said a word, but he knew.

Just thought I'd share that.

Flanders has a really attractive mustache.

FEELS LIKE I'M WEARIN' NOTHIN' AT ALL
NOTHIN' AT ALL
NOTHIN' AT ALL

I just want to brush it !

Everyone seen what he did there.

It's literally, in the middle of the image.
It's literally where the main focus of the original image is.

Everyone
Saw
What
He
Did.

I'm talking about the asterik he put on buttbuddy, a thing you do when you want to define the word somewhere else (which he did). He continued the asteriks on the bottom left corner with "*OP"

OH SHIT.

yeah, this man deserved top comment.

btw, thanks for attracting the retarded bandwaggoners on FJ who thumbed me down because they also didn't notice what he did there...

i see what you did there

Everyone seen what he did there.

It's literally, in the middle of the comment.
It's literally where the main focus of the original comment is.

Everyone
Saw
What
He
Did.

Instagram doesn't have enough intelligence to realise everyone sees what he did there...

I bet you didnt even see what he did there, he put an asteriks on OP ( a way to connect 2 words together to clear out the meaning of it). He put *OP on the bottom left corner, signifying OP is this guys buttbuddy. Retard.

you're right i didn't see that, but the point of my comment was instragram the community not instagram the user. i meant no disrespect.
I don't really like the *op thing after seeing it anyway...
good catch though

and i didn't thumb you down

What was the result?

they banned with in like 10 minutes but what a great ten minutes it was

I really really wish I could have seen their reactions.

me too

You can send hugs to people?

There's good Christians, bad Christians.
Good atheists, bad atheists.
Good homos, bad homos.

then there's no homo

nice one

What the fuck is that thing...

What about the blacks, Pa?

But they're not real christians. They're a "baptist" hate-cult that'll bash almost anything. They bashed Ronnie James Dio's funeral, gay parades, Soldier's Funerals, yeah, pretty much everything.

True my good anon, but the public approval of gay marriage still rests around 50/50 among the American people. That should probably change.

If you are going by Leviticus, then yeah. But only Jews actually listen to Leviticus. Jesus freed Christians from that bullshit.

They are Christians. Just to an extreme extent.

I agree, just because you don't support the action, doesn't mean you have to hate the people who participate in it.

I love how Christians cherry pick the bible.

Lev. 18:22, "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination."1
Lev. 20:13, "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltness is upon them"
1 Cor. 6:9-10, "Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God."
Rom. 1:26-28, "For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error. And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge God any longer, God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things which are not proper."

YOU may not be against homosexuality but you subscribe to a religion based on a book that clearly condemns it. If the bible is the word of God, then I don't understand how one can pick and choose which parts of it they believe in.

You sir have done your homework.

Actually, Leviticus came after the death of Christ, when Peter took control of things and kinda pushed his own agendas. Long story short, Leviticus and Peter where assholes.

... Are you retarded?

No. Not even close.

nigga you serious?

Indeed.

leviticus was the law book for old levite priests. maybe ya read it in reverse order, so that's why you messed up.

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Why would you do that?

What did he create AIDS for then?

Population control...

Technically if there is a god he created aids as a punishment for bestiality.

That doesn't make any sense. One guy has bestiality, so millions of innocent people die?

actually.... a lot of people did... that's why it's a problem...

AIDS wasn't spread by people fucking infected chimps, it was spread by natives hunting chimps and getting their blood inside them one way or another.

It's not just gays who have aids.

Satan influencing us trying to persuade us that god doesn't exist

Here sir. Use this in your future endeavors.

As a cure.

at least you're doing something so many other people have done original

I never said when i did this so it could have vary well been years ago or maybe even recent.

...
That needs to be a .gif

That's gay I agree.

That wasn't even porn, it was a girl wearing a strapon. No tits, no vagina, just a fake penis.

Who's the flaggot?

It seems that I have done my job well

You have, well done.

my grandpa had to poop from a bag in his stomach
IS HE NOT HUMAN TO YOU?!

still pooped

thanks man
that really puts my mind to peace