Such ungrateful girls on Facebook!. The least she could do is me, I mean I made her a rap!. I want a boy to make a rap for me and at the end of it he ask me to  Thug aim
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Such ungrateful girls on Facebook!

The least she could do is **** me, I mean I made her a rap!

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I want a boy to make a rap for me and at the end of
it he ask me to be his girlfriend
You and 5 others like this.
here I fixed it
Like . 1 runar any
Idk what this rap will yield
But your status makes this boy feel
Like he should tell you the real deal
A beautiful girl with flowing brown hair
Lips so soft, eyes so fair
We' re friends on facebook. tho this may
mean the end
But if my comment doesn' t scare you, will
you be my girlfriend?
Like . 2 minutes ago
you
Like . Just now
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Submitted: 03/15/2013
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#2 - tophatcigar **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 - iliekcereal (03/15/2013) [+] (9 replies)
She would have said yes if he wrote a better rap like this:

hey, I'm a real *****
bitch u wanna fuk dis ***** ?
i'm a real *****
i ain't no bitch *****
smoke sum weed and lick da pussy
so many bitches on my dick
bitch u wanna be on my dick
bitch u wanna be on my dick
bitch u wanna be on my dick
ay bitch u wnt sum fuk?

(this is a joke)
#43 - fuckthepolice (03/16/2013) [-]
The fact that she said "there I fixed it" led me to think that it originally said "I want a boy to make a rape for me..."
The fact that she said "there I fixed it" led me to think that it originally said "I want a boy to make a rape for me..."
#4 - reigndrac (03/15/2013) [+] (32 replies)
I actually had a dream where I confessed to the guy I liked through rap, (even though I never really listen to rap and he already has a girlfriend.) I told my friends about it the next day and they wanted me to recite it to them, but I had forgotten most of it. They said they'd buy me a poptart, (I ******* love poptarts,) if I tried to make the rest of it because, and I quote, "It should be funny to see what the whitest girl in school sounds like when she raps." Of course they laughed their asses off when they read what I wrote down, but joke's on them! I got a free poptart. I think I actually have it in my desk somewhere still. If I find it, I'll post it.
User avatar #16 to #4 - samxdaxman (03/15/2013) [-]
So you got a pop tart..... And didn't eat it?
YOU MONSTER.
#36 - famouswillqc **User deleted account** (03/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
There are always other solutions, you know...
There are always other solutions, you know...
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#33 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #8 - badgertom (03/15/2013) [-]
All I saw was a bunch of penises covering their names
#58 - confusedasian (03/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Roses are red,
Violets are actually bluish,
We're having sex,
'Cause I'm stronger than you.
#42 - bothemastaofall (03/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Welcome to FB, where everyone's friends and nobody knows each other.
#51 - waitiknowthisone (03/16/2013) [-]
Roses are red
and ready for plucking
you're 16
and ready for highschool
User avatar #56 - craazhy (03/16/2013) [-]
roses are yellow or purple
i cant remember
have sex with me
#20 - lebarricuda (03/15/2013) [-]
You are the dumbass for falling for her stupid attention seeking whore tricks.   
   
Make them work for that attention or you'll get 						******					 over in the end.   
You are giving them the attention they crave, they don't need to date you or 						****					 you or flirt with you to get that attention out of you, you are just throwing it out there.   
Seriously guys, stop 						*******					 giving it for free and then bitching about how you can't get women.
You are the dumbass for falling for her stupid attention seeking whore tricks.

Make them work for that attention or you'll get ****** over in the end.
You are giving them the attention they crave, they don't need to date you or **** you or flirt with you to get that attention out of you, you are just throwing it out there.
Seriously guys, stop ******* giving it for free and then bitching about how you can't get women.
User avatar #31 - mettallica (03/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
So in the end it didn't even matter?
#35 to #31 - Lmaoplanes (03/15/2013) [-]
At least he tried to get far after trying so hard but he had to fall in order to lose it all.
#81 - fuckinniggers (03/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
mfw attention whores do this **** on facebook.
User avatar #74 - smittywerbenjensen (03/16/2013) [-]
Hey you make me crazy
Do you want to hear this maybe?
You is so cool you make me drool
I just had mention
This simple question
Do you sell battletoads
word to yo mama.
User avatar #64 - megusters (03/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That was ******* dope.
User avatar #32 - whywouldyou (03/15/2013) [-]
Its not that bad.
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