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There's this mosquito.... in BRAZIL
By: anonymous
A lame joke I heard once make into a comic
 
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#5

thethc (03/15/2013) [+] (14 replies)
The mosquito couldn't become a U.S. president. It wasn't born in America.
#42

soulsurfer (03/15/2013) []
he couldn't become president dumb ass he was a foreigner you have no excuse for ******* up
#3

epicfailguysbuddy (03/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The mosquito only lives 10100 days (male 1030 days female 20100)
If this mosquito went through all that education in full then that means it spent..
Elementary school: 2190 days
Middle school:730 days
High school: 1460 days
College (lets say masters degree): 730 days (based on 2 years)
In total the amount of days spent in school for this mosquito is 5110 days, equaling 14 years (yes exactly 14 years)
Now lets just say this mosquito is 27 days old he outlived his normal life span 189.295_
times..
He is a ******* legend.
If this mosquito went through all that education in full then that means it spent..
Elementary school: 2190 days
Middle school:730 days
High school: 1460 days
College (lets say masters degree): 730 days (based on 2 years)
In total the amount of days spent in school for this mosquito is 5110 days, equaling 14 years (yes exactly 14 years)
Now lets just say this mosquito is 27 days old he outlived his normal life span 189.295_
times..
He is a ******* legend.