There's this mosquito.... in BRAZIL. A lame joke I heard once make into a comic.. If you're born outside the U.S. you can't be president I call
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There's this mosquito.... in BRAZIL

A lame joke I heard once make into a comic

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Submitted: 03/15/2013
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#17 - europeanswallow (03/15/2013) [+] (9 replies)
If you're born outside the U.S. you can't be president

I call ********
#5 - thethc (03/15/2013) [+] (14 replies)
The mosquito couldn't become a U.S. president. It wasn't born in America.
#6 - numbersixx (03/15/2013) [-]
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#9 - Ihazfunkitty (03/15/2013) [-]
i hate you with a burning passion of a thousand suns
i hate you with a burning passion of a thousand suns
#42 - soulsurfer (03/15/2013) [-]
he couldn't become president dumb ass he was a foreigner you have no excuse for ******* up
#3 - epicfailguysbuddy (03/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The mosquito only lives 10-100 days (male 10-30 days female 20-100)
If this mosquito went through all that education in full then that means it spent..
Elementary school: 2190 days
Middle school:730 days
High school: 1460 days
College (lets say masters degree): 730 days (based on 2 years)
In total the amount of days spent in school for this mosquito is 5110 days, equaling 14 years (yes exactly 14 years)
Now lets just say this mosquito is 27 days old he out-lived his normal life span 189.295_
times..
He is a ******* legend.
#51 - twistedrider (03/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#10 - fasas (03/15/2013) [-]
**fasas rolled a random image posted in comment #349 at Pokemon X Y ** what the **** ...
User avatar #1 - snowshark (03/15/2013) [-]
Witty ************ ...
User avatar #49 - chilloutdude (03/15/2013) [-]
BUT CAN HE SEE WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH??
User avatar #41 - sloths ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
and he did it all in 48 hours the average life of a mosquito
#31 - dildoes (03/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I saw that coming from a mile away.
User avatar #29 - thetrobadour (03/15/2013) [-]
jokes on you, I scrolled to the end in the first place !
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#14 - hypex ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - nonnotitiapono (03/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
but where was the mosquito born?
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