There's this mosquito.... in BRAZIL

here's the 360 version

actually if your parents are both u.s. citizens and you are born off of u.s. soil, then you are still a natural born u.s. citizen.

Pretty sure the mosquitoes parents weren't American...

maybe, but thats not the point i was trying to make.

True, but it said the mosquito was born in Brazil

he was born in hawaii dumb fuck

There has been so much controversy over Obama's birth certificate being legitimate. You can't just say it is real, just because there isn't 100% proof it's fake. There a re a lot of signs saying that it's fake. Having never been into politics, I don't care, but here are a couple sites to look at.

The following, an ABC news report should be considered fairly legitimate, since it relies on news, instead of drama like FOX News.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/obamas-birth-certificate-forgery-arizona-sheriff-joe-arpaio/story?id=15825342 Not once did Obama say (in video #2) that the findings of the Sheriff's to be false. Just "Ohhhhh, why are we still on about this? We have more important shit to do; like raise your gas prices."

This other site: www.wnd.com/2011/05/296881/ notices the inconsistency of Obama's birth certificate's text. It was apparently altered. Idk if it's a hoax, but as far as any of us can tell, that's another bad mark for him.

But joining NASA and going to Ivy League schools is totally acceptable for a mosquito.

I could go about this reply 1 of 2 ways... Let's try both. Way 1: Um, yes it's acceptable. Mosquitoes fly and NASA has rockets that fly. Ivy League has the word ivy. So does poison ivy. Poison ivy makes me itchy. Mosquitoes make me itchy. It can go Ivy League if it so wishes. Way 2: That's part of the joke, idiot.

I'm just playing around. Relax.

Well I choose the first one.

That's why I gave you two replies to choose from.

I guess it being a mosquito is irrelevant..

I could go about this reply 1 of 2 ways... Let's try both. Way 1: Um, yes it's acceptable. Mosquitoes fly and NASA has rockets that fly. Ivy League has the word ivy. So does poison ivy. Poison ivy makes me itchy. Mosquitoes make me itchy. It can go Ivy League if it so wishes. Way 2: That's part of the joke, idiot.

Hawai is a US-state.

Pretty sure Hawaii is part of the USA.

I've always wondered why you had to be American to be the president, is it in the constitution? My prime minister and the opposition were both born in Great Britain yet run the country.

Mainly it has to do with the fact that a leader should have been born and raised among his people.
As for Britain, many countries are still part of the commonwealth, meaning that technically the Queen is at the top of their government, meaning that prime ministers and parliament is more like states than countries, so someone born in Canada could become prime minister of Britain and vice versa.

Oh that makes sense, since i'm from Australia.

Or I could just say she lived out her maximum amount of days then she still out lived maximum lifespan 51.1 times.

Hey uh, whats with the cleaver? with the snivy?

It's called a picture. You're able to view it and other pictures through the power of electronic devices known as 'computers'.

I meant the cleaver?
What?

A cleaver is a type of kitchen tool used for cutting things.